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	The Bong Arm Of The Law. 19/04/17 20:17:34	7

	You only ever see Eggmog at Christmas. 19/12/16 9:33:03	7

	Jack the Clipper strikes again. 07/09/16 12:04:03	7

	It was taking longer than expected for Sue Posatori to make the transition from Ten Pin Bowling to Wrestling. 07/03/16 12:08:30	7

	Malcolm X Files. 23/02/16 12:11:45	7

	Baroosta. 27/11/15 12:04:12	7

	lol Dr Heiter had grown tired of Centipedes. 10/10/15 8:58:49	7

	creative "How can you have any Pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!" Shackleton's crew had concerns over his mental health. 03/10/15 16:09:20	7

	One Kiss concert later and he was hooked. 17/04/15 12:26:37	7

	Theresa was at the end of her tether. 28/10/11 11:14:55	7

	BP were not the only ones to spoil a good beach. 18/07/11 11:54:53	7

	Clare would regret saying that she'd give her right leg for a great Christmas. 22/12/11 11:16:06	3 6

	Block Party. 02/12/11 12:01:16	6

	Almost over the hill. 10/11/11 9:52:38	6

	Rachael was often accused of being too shallow. 20/07/11 12:33:28	1 6

	Rubble and Strife. 15/07/11 11:22:51	6

	Crumbs! Will someone please explain to Alice just how a twitter feed works? 15/02/21 9:08:21	1 6
Here's how it works: If you give a number of pigeons some typewriters and an infinite amount of time, they'll hunt and peck until they've written the complete works of Shakespeare (or a comment on the caption "Get a tomb", whichever is longest). --Willie Johnson
	Thank god it wasn't a manhole. 23/07/18 12:14:19	6

	Free Covfefe! 01/04/18 12:02:54	6

	Avoid spilling your load! 26/01/18 12:17:19	6

	Canter Terrorism Unit. 15/08/17 21:44:49	6

	Rude Tube! 14/08/17 15:56:05	6

	Pump Action? 08/08/17 12:02:03	6

	Bitcoin. 19/06/17 12:16:22	6

	Trillseeker. 03/05/17 13:08:39	6

	Purrpetrator. 28/04/17 12:53:15	6

	"He's ripped!" "Aye, jist aboot everything he's touched!" 05/04/17 11:38:30	6

	The Lord Of The Wings - Apologies, it's just a Tolkien effort. 13/03/17 14:33:57	6

	Starts off as a single cell and before you know it, you've got a pain in the arse. 01/01/17 11:58:47	6

	Wardrobe Male Function 10/11/16 15:23:23	6

	Well, that's going to need sorting! 25/08/16 14:22:49	6

	Bichon Freeze. 12/08/16 12:26:13	2 6
Freeze works better than Froze. --Darthey Bussell
	Someone's being a wee bit anal. 14/04/16 12:17:38	6

	Many thought the builders were doing a great job. But it was only a matter of time before the cracks started to show. 24/03/16 11:19:33	6

	British Telecomummifications. 11/03/16 12:20:45	6

	Jingle Hell 21/12/15 0:31:54	6

	Just ignore him, he's teething. 01/12/15 10:02:36	6

	Late on in Sheffield, it was United 8, Orient 1. 08/11/15 12:59:30	1 6
Glad you got it that way round I used to play football for them --Bad Boy Dennis.
	Should've used the Ford. 26/08/15 12:44:07	6

	People Are Strange, by The Doors. 13/06/15 8:12:14	6

	Ladies and Gentlemen thank you for flying Dignitas Airlines. 27/04/15 12:38:16	6

	Scottish Nationalists take a rare day off from waving flags at the border. 04/05/21 13:05:12	1 5
Yes! - it must be election day. The most important day to get IndyRef2 in the bag. And then IndyRef 3 ha ha ha, 4 ha ha ha, 5 ha ha ha, 6 ha ha ha, 7 ha ha ha , 8 ha ha ha and 12 ha ha ha . --Glyn Evans
	MORE BLOODY PLASTIC IN OUR WATER! Oops! Caps Loch. 21/07/18 12:20:36	5

	As if being a conjoined twin wasn't difficult enough. 09/07/18 8:43:40	5

	Oprah Wingfree - A large and vocal black bird. 06/03/18 12:25:10	5

	Believed to contain some of Dick and Dom's best work. 16/09/17 9:37:20	1 5
B O G I E S! I have been drawn into a game of this on occasion. At my age I really should nose better. --Vivvy En
	Copper load of that! 28/06/17 12:11:05	5

	Reliant Dobbin. 20/03/17 20:24:57	5

	A U.S Enterprise. 21/01/17 8:16:52	5

	I said quirky footwear, this is more qwerty! 14/01/17 8:07:19	1 5
Clever, however I would have perhaps simplified it to just: â€˜Qwerty Footwearâ€™. --William Kay
	Back when Adele was chasing pavements. 02/01/17 10:35:47	5

	Clare's pop-up shop was having teething problems. 19/12/16 11:54:20	5

	Korky was feeling just Dandy. 15/12/16 20:11:21	4 5
Too much cow pie, obviously. --Pussy Galore
	At Â£10 a go, I left with a bad taste in my mouth. 02/12/16 12:42:44	5

	Security were at a loss to explain the record amount of shoplifting that day. 19/09/16 21:31:15	5

	The stark fact is that there's no removing that crease. 14/09/16 12:02:34	5

	Busted! 28/08/16 13:18:07	5

	As the Unofficial African Darts Champion, Brian loved it when the Fun Fair came to town. 22/08/16 12:52:40	5

	creative Mr Spoonerism Bellowed "YIKES" 07/08/16 12:46:17	5

	clever This public enemy went from being a model Citizen to an underground seiko. 25/07/16 8:15:27	5

	No change there then! 10/07/16 9:03:55	5

	The lesser known story of Purplestumpskin was so Grimm, they covered it up. 22/04/16 14:37:48	5

	What do you mean, you no longer serve Regals!? 21/04/16 14:53:51	5

	Jimmy had made a few Mods to his Mow-ped. 13/04/16 16:42:56	5

	They've issued a Catwa?! 02/03/16 10:25:13	5

	Seikomasochism 24/02/16 12:10:27	5

	Turns out Brian used to work crime scenes. 13/02/16 17:41:08	5

	Lynn was known locally as a bit of a ox teaser. 12/02/16 12:14:59	5

	Severe frostbite around the balls, had left Brian a shadow of a man. 09/02/16 12:23:05	5

	"What's that go to do with Tina Turner?" "Well you see, I've come as Anime!" 25/11/15 12:27:15	1 5
That is BRILLIANT. --Dan Nicholls
	"SEXTERMINATE!" 08/11/15 20:28:42	5

	creative Brian faced a suspension for being caught having a fly drink. 30/10/15 12:39:33	5

	Whether it's Art or Vandalism, they're all Aerosols. 16/09/15 12:49:57	5

	Mr Physical Ed. 10/09/15 16:07:07	5

	After several BBC news interviews, touring was never going to be easy for this former IRA member. 05/06/15 12:09:20	1 5

	Rumour has it, whilst on the other side of the world, Kim Kardashian let one go. 13/02/15 12:40:49	1 5
PMSL -must be her new ass --Mike Dee
	I thought this site used royalty free images? 26/01/12 11:35:55	5

	Struggling here. All the best material's been used already. 23/01/12 14:05:54	5

	Clare's parking was that smart, it was unparalleled. 02/12/11 12:34:54	5

	I'm always burning toast as there's little margarine for error. 17/10/11 11:05:49	5

	When questioned by police, Lou employed the lesser known Mambo no.5 defense: A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need... 30/09/11 12:38:19	5

	Another pair of City Traders wishing for a double dip. 28/09/11 11:02:47	5

	Dennis decided he no longer required a telly after being sent a video by Lee. 16/09/11 11:32:02	2 5

	When you said you were going to stick 300 pounds on a horse... 14/09/11 12:51:24	5

	BLOODY MIDGES! 26/08/11 16:11:43	5 5

	Billy's Facebook entry simply read, "Just going down the beach with a 17 year old Swedish model". 17/08/11 11:28:53	5

	Daffyd was the only Gay in the Regiment. 06/09/10 17:09:31	5

	Having just displayed the elasticity of her new pink knickers to a friend, Hannah tried to stay straight faced as she pondered how to get them back. 02/08/10 16:51:28	5

	Dear Diary - On today's walk we had a strange moment, when just for a change, we overtook a jogger. 24/04/21 17:45:26	4

	Juan Sheet had plenty of explaining to do. 04/04/21 8:49:39	4

	Speaking of orange tits, Trump's been quiet recently. 15/03/21 9:13:15	1 4

	Dick Dastardly regretted his earlier life choices. 02/03/21 8:55:51	4

	Despite almost venturing on to the horse racing course, you've still got to hand it to blind sportspeople. 25/01/21 8:04:10	4

	Dave found himself out on his arse, after being deemed too bright for the SNP Cabinet. 22/01/21 20:15:42	4

	Ventriloquist dummies just got a little more creepy. 05/01/21 21:16:56	4

	Pretty sure that this picture has been doctored. 18/07/18 12:49:35	4

	clever Jay-Z's new venture was never going to run smoothly. 12/07/18 13:19:12	6 4
One of his records is called 99 Problems... --Dan Nicholls
	I asked if they would teach me to double dutch, but they wouldn't even show me the ropes. 12/06/18 20:30:03	4

	So, Splash 2 is being made by Tim Burton. 17/05/18 7:12:45	4

	Staff short-ages? 12/05/18 9:12:31	4

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Well done!

ant knee

01/08/18
10:52am

comment on caption:
This week on When Dogs
Look Like Their Owners:

Piers Morgan. [Stephen Paterson]

Congrats Stephen

Vanessa the Guesser

01/08/18
3:26pm

comment on caption:
This week on When Dogs
Look Like Their Owners:

Piers Morgan. [Stephen Paterson]

Top caption, well done Sir.

Smuldo

01/08/18
4:23pm

comment on caption:
This week on When Dogs
Look Like Their Owners:

Piers Morgan. [Stephen Paterson]

Well done

Andrea Ivey

01/08/18
5:49pm

comment on caption:
This week on When Dogs
Look Like Their Owners:

Piers Morgan. [Stephen Paterson]

Nice one squire, great caption

Mr Dome

02/08/18
12:58am

comment on caption:
This week on When Dogs
Look Like Their Owners:

Piers Morgan. [Stephen Paterson]

Here's how it works: If you give a number of pigeons some typewriters and an infinite amount of time, they'll hunt and peck until they've written the complete works of Shakespeare (or a comment on the caption "Get a tomb", whichever is longest).

Willie Johnson

15/02/21
9:51am

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Crumbs! Will someone please explain to Alice just how a twitter feed works? [Stephen Paterson]

Still, better than our friends upstairs, the Roachsteins. Their whole brood have to live in matzah flatbread.

Mauris Iocus

25/02/21
6:58pm

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Dave found himself living with a bunch of inbreds. [Stephen Paterson]

They're all in bread if you ask me. Or even if you don't ask me.

Willie Johnson

25/02/21
9:17pm

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Dave found himself living with a bunch of inbreds. [Stephen Paterson]

That's because Biden is the pips.

[anon]

15/03/21
10:43am

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Speaking of orange tits, Trump's been quiet recently. [Stephen Paterson]

Yes! - it must be election day. The most important day to get IndyRef2 in the bag. And then IndyRef 3 ha ha ha, 4 ha ha ha, 5 ha ha ha, 6 ha ha ha, 7 ha ha ha , 8 ha ha ha and 12 ha ha ha .

Glyn Evans

04/05/21
9:28pm

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Scottish Nationalists take a rare day off from waving flags at the border. [Stephen Paterson]

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