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Tom Cruise before the CGI and editing.

01/06/19 20:36:13

Nanaconda

18/03/19 20:12:58

Nappy hour

22/09/18 8:42:23

Frozen pees

06/05/18 12:56:25

A Charmin pair of earrings.

20/08/17 20:00:08

lol x2

Sit on this

31/01/17 8:00:34

clever

"This will be the first time I tried this Sir, the Hindenburg brandy flambe cocktail ... enjoy."

24/09/15 20:33:37

lol x2

"We're going to induce you Mrs Jones, we think twenty years overdue is long enough."

28/03/15 12:00:11

Sects on the beach

01/03/15 12:04:10

Tree Amigos

17/08/14 9:03:00

Dickinson's Reel Deal

09/04/14 8:16:43

creative

Slush puppie

23/01/14 8:00:10

His bark is worse than his bite.

05/04/13 8:00:07

Chinese ache away.

26/01/13 20:05:51

Pack man

03/07/12 20:12:58

I heard it flew the grapevine.

22/07/11 11:08:26

Romancing the Stone

22/03/24 8:07:32

Purramid

29/02/24 12:03:02

“Typical of them, most people make do with a clothes horse.”

01/02/24 8:16:41

Court her, pound her.

29/04/23 20:26:05

clever x2

“Do you want some more lintels and beams?”
“No thanks, I’ve had enough of that vegetarian crap.”

23/01/23 20:54:42, edited: 23/01/23 21:00:57

Sorry Luna, we need all of them to make the roads safer.”

07/01/23 12:00:17

.. and his arch enemy The Piddler.

01/12/22 8:03:31

creative

Ian the Iguana was very upset after seeing this.

01/08/22 8:01:25

Atomic Kitten

18/08/21 20:00:46

Brad was trying to portray the fun, lighter side of the KKK.

21/05/21 13:00:55

"What do you mean making me the Goalkeeper would be cheating?"

15/05/21 8:00:09

"She's out cold."

01/05/21 20:38:25

The late ex President.

13/01/21 8:41:26

"Hey, two metres!"

08/05/20 12:32:18

Princess Margarets tiara comes up for auction.

22/10/19 8:06:02

Duplicat

06/10/19 12:53:57

House warming party

07/11/17 8:00:11

"Yes Mum, he has a car and a house."

04/05/17 20:03:15

clever

Roll models

20/04/17 16:19:16

Shipping Lane

31/03/17 8:04:32

"Two raspberry nipples please."

06/01/17 12:29:25

lol

Norman Bates, the signs were there.

30/09/15 8:03:13

creative

Julie loved to fool people into thinking there was a train coming.

14/07/15 20:07:35

Evergrin

10/02/15 17:40:34

Head butt

02/09/14 8:05:21

creative

The new Channel 4 reality show for celebrity children, Extreme Paper Round.

06/01/13 8:38:58

Smitten

18/11/12 8:00:11

creative

"Go away, I'm not shingle."

16/07/14 12:11:28

The Grim Reefer

05/05/14 8:00:12

Dave loses his head and throws a wobbly.

29/12/13 8:43:36

"Take it easy Bellboy, I only asked you to take my luggage upstairs."

14/11/13 9:24:20

Fin and Tonic

26/02/13 20:00:07

She's going to take a dive in the Forth.

06/10/12 10:01:54

"Don't panic sis, I said 'insect.'"

25/05/12 11:07:36

Sue was B side herself.

19/02/12 11:56:17

"Is it OK or Hello?"
"Neither, it's The bloody Sun."

07/01/12 20:13:15

Gnome is where the tart is.

25/10/11 20:00:13

Caerphilly made bed.

15/02/24 12:16:26

🎵 You’ll never walk again 🎵

14/02/24 12:45:43

The Prisoner of Azkabean

07/01/24 20:22:01

“You won’t get in without a tie mate.”

24/05/23 8:00:57

clever

“Go ahead punk, make my 5 a day.”

10/05/23 8:06:22

How ironi

21/02/23 8:03:55

24 hours earlier:
“Celia, would you be OK with me painting you in the nude?”

06/04/22 12:00:10

“May divorce be with you.”

08/03/22 20:10:38

“Must be a puncture somewhere, I can hear a strange breathy sound.”

18/02/22 20:00:16

“I know it makes us look busy but I do think we should call the Coroner now.”

09/02/22 8:07:03

Croc of shit

13/01/22 8:01:37

"There's toilets at the park gate Dad."

27/11/21 8:22:03

"6 hours until time, start drinking up now please."

04/10/21 13:07:01

creative

I'm a little Thaipot .....

24/06/21 8:02:44

"That was some gust, I was gliding over the Cotswolds half an hour ago."

24/05/21 8:55:37

Spliffindor

22/05/21 12:25:38

Pole dancers

25/04/21 12:05:29

Buy one get Juan free.

03/03/21 12:11:54

"I need your clothes, your boots and your. ..... could you call me a cab?"

22/02/21 20:54:22

'Tortoise wins race.'
"What? I'm sure I was only asleep for a short while."

22/01/21 12:20:26

"I have to send her out to get the groceries now since she told me that I couldn't drive anymore," said Prince Phillip.

14/09/20 8:33:39

2019 : Lazy bugger
2020 : Responsible adult

05/06/20 9:44:56

"Are you going to take the bus?"

29/04/20 12:02:55

They'll soon drift apart.

26/04/19 21:03:20

Support our heroes

11/11/18 12:13:03

That's novel.

21/10/18 20:00:09

"Mr Smith, I said 'keep taking the pills'."

27/06/18 8:02:57

"He always preferred his digs to be on the top floor."

20/08/17 9:31:29

A dead ringer

12/07/17 12:15:59

clever

The Minor strikes 1984

13/02/17 13:04:29

"Dip yer headlights yer Bastard."

15/05/15 8:09:25

"You've been to that bloody market again, haven't you?"

22/02/15 20:36:33

clever x2

Road Dan, The Thinker.

30/11/14 12:05:19

lol clever

Apparently this is where Jeremy Clarkson had spotted the Argies.

24/10/14 22:35:06

“He’s going to have to shell out.”

05/01/24 12:04:34

Disorient Express

22/12/23 8:07:30

creative

“Sorry, we don’t take Papal.”

08/07/23 8:07:10

“She’s behind you.”

05/07/23 20:15:13

Readers digest.

27/01/23 12:00:19, edited: 27/01/23 12:00:52

"I'd prefer a death roll."

16/10/21 8:07:40

Supermarket Sleep.

07/08/21 20:03:51

"Call me old fashioned but do you have cheese and pineapple?"

14/05/21 20:00:13

Mast hysteria

13/05/21 20:16:58

clever

"Hey, kids, have you seen my diamond ring? it was by the fairy liquid on the kitchen window sill."

23/04/21 8:30:21

lol

"Hi darling, I'm going to be home late, a plane's just landed on the Motorway."
"For God's sake Steve, just say you're in the pub."

20/02/21 20:27:02

lol

"Now put your right foot in."
"Don't think I'm brave enough."
"My right leg needs oiling."
"Which one's my right?"

30/09/20 9:39:49

Tom later moved onto bigger furniture but unfortunately suffered from a slipped desk."

21/08/20 8:40:45