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Ian Skelding Vote score: 15559Ian Skelding

"He needs a clip around the ears."

16/02/17 20:01:30

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Curiously, our local barber shop is actually called a Clip Around The Ears.  --Pussy Galore
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2200Pussy Galore

Earwigs

16/02/17 20:04:51

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Have mine :) --Mr Dome
John Llamas Vote score: 16779John Llamas

After the house fire and the plastic surgeon reconstructing his ears, Ahmed regretted his wife's generous donation of labia skin-grafts

16/02/17 20:10:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14361John Glover

After four days of non stop working Dilip was beginning to look a little bit dog eared.

16/02/17 21:34:56

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 3959Paul Reeve

Dave had just had another hair brained idea.

16/02/17 20:13:44

 
Smuldo Vote score: 8852Smuldo

Hairy Krishna.

16/02/17 20:00:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 14269Pete

B-ear-d.

16/02/17 23:03:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 22810Tony Edwards

Captionear

16/02/17 20:56:11

 
Smuldo Vote score: 8852Smuldo

"This photo has been ear-brushed."

16/02/17 20:04:42

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2751Michael Monkhouse

It was bad enough waking up with a hangover - then I got a proper look at who I fucked all night.

17/02/17 12:24:55

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 6998Dan Nicholls

They said it was impossible to raise a porcupine in a human skull. How wrong they were!

17/02/17 7:03:00

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 97Charles Gilbert

"Can you hair me now? Good."

17/02/17 6:22:46

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7004Leroy Brown

Mr Singh's secret to a long and successful career as a rare long haired Indian gerbil smuggler, was all in the passport photo.

17/02/17 3:41:08

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7004Leroy Brown

"I'm sorry, you will have to speak up, your voice is coming in a little fuzzy"

17/02/17 3:35:01

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 1945Mr Dome

Suresh thinks he looks cooler with his 'natural look'. Personally, I think he looks cilia

17/02/17 1:45:21

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 1945Mr Dome

Sunil was really embarrassed by his affliction that he spent thousands trying to rectify it, travelling to the US to see experts etc, but doctors said unfortunately there was no cure for his red birthmark

17/02/17 1:38:42

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 1945Mr Dome

Sandeep suffered from tinnitousled hair

17/02/17 1:32:10

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 1945Mr Dome

Sanjay is the new face of BrainFloss

17/02/17 1:23:12

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 1945Mr Dome

I've never seen anyone hairear

17/02/17 1:20:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7207Neil Mackenzie

He claims the hares in his ears help him cope when his Wife is rabbiting on.

17/02/17 1:20:24

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2028GeeDee

Are you talking to me??
Are you talking to me???
Cause I cant bloody hear a word your saying!

16/02/17 23:09:33

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 240Lawrence Day

Must have bought the new type of hairin aid,

16/02/17 21:57:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 980Vivvy En

A clear case of dire-ear

16/02/17 21:03:17

 
John Llamas Vote score: 16779John Llamas

Asif hadn't quite got the hang of the false lashes

16/02/17 20:11:57

 
Smuldo Vote score: 8852Smuldo

Dev was in desperate need of a hear-dresser.

16/02/17 20:06:22

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2200Pussy Galore

I think you may have been wearing those earplugs too long.

16/02/17 20:04:32

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2200Pussy Galore

♪♪ We shall overcomb...

16/02/17 20:03:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 26141Welsh Rarebit

"I think I could do with hearing braids."

16/02/17 20:01:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 26141Welsh Rarebit

Rakesh suffers with Furforated Ear Drums.

16/02/17 20:00:57

 

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Greg Curtis Vote score: 3873Greg Curtis

"Sign says, 'You are here: 🔴.' "

16/02/17 21:35:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14361John Glover

"That's Paulo, he's just a motor mechanic but full of hairs and greases."

16/02/17 21:07:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 22810Tony Edwards

"He needs a dose of Gone-Hair-Ear."

16/02/17 20:36:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 26141Welsh Rarebit

Collieflower Ears

16/02/17 20:20:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 1758Vanessa the Guesser

"The name's Bindi, James Bindi".

16/02/17 20:15:21

 
Smuldo Vote score: 8852Smuldo

A sniper aims his sight on the Buddhist as he tries to hide Tom Selleck.

16/02/17 20:14:27

 
Mark England Vote score: 11571Mark England

Akil has an ear wax problem. He's never had one.

16/02/17 20:14:05

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2200Pussy Galore

"He's up to his ears in work at the moment."
"What does he do?"
"He's a barber."

16/02/17 20:05:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 1758Vanessa the Guesser

Gop shows his measle.

16/02/17 20:01:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17938Michael Winner

"Side effects include..."

16/02/17 20:01:46

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 3778Chris Halliwell

The Sniper would soon put him out of his misery.

16/02/17 20:01:29

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17938Michael Winner

"…and then, plait the ear hair into the nasal hair to form two enormous dreadlocks."

16/02/17 20:00:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 17938Michael Winner

My god- what the hell did he ask for?

16/02/17 20:00:08

 
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