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Captions	140							286	249	#193
Photos			25	#2		11	#2	1336	4469	#1
Comments	18							465	463	#20
Forum Posts		1						656
Suggested Edits								7	9	#7
Tips								2	2	#9

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Photos	14	#5	6	#4	7414	#1
Comments	2	#4	5	#4	2367	#3
Forum Posts
Suggested Edits	1	#1			26	#1
Tips	1	#1			19	#1

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	lol x2 Catching the bouquet is risky when the bride is an Olympic shot-putter 25/01/24 12:06:35	19

	lol The Retailer Formerly Known as Prince 22/01/23 22:35:34, edited: 27/12/23 22:23:14	18

	Dave enjoyed a cuppa with his flatmate. 30/05/22 20:00:06, edited: 02/08/22 16:38:29	13

	Sorry I'm late, miss, my cat ate my home 04/01/24 12:13:40, edited: 04/01/24 12:13:45	8

	“Not only did it recharge my pacemaker, but it also cured my erectile dysfunction and evened up the tan on my nipples” Amazing, what you can learn on YouTube 28/03/22 13:06:00, edited: 06/08/22 18:20:24	8

	Shameless - Nativity Special, Channel 5, 9pm 09/12/12 12:07:05, edited: 01/10/23 21:56:11, suggested edits	-1 8

	The promise of Farmer Giles' genetically-modified cock turned out to be a disappointment for his wife. 07/02/24 20:03:34, edited: 07/02/24 20:04:32	7

	“Your new Silicone Multi-Orifice Love Bunny will be delivered in discreet packaging” 31/05/22 12:39:08	7

	Look, I'm not critiquing your skill as a taxidermist. I just don't think Mittens wanted to live on as a novelty toilet brush. 25/05/22 20:00:24	7

	Sharia Law comes to the UK, with Hilarious Consequences! Channel 5, 9pm 14/09/15 12:00:35	7

	Nine out of ten cats prefer you don't drive over their eyes 26/06/21 12:00:27	6

	Dave couldn't indulge his particular taste in porn until he hit international waters 04/09/23 12:02:25, edited: 04/09/23 12:11:01	5

	Yesterday we learnt how everyone's a winner, and it's the taking part that counts. Today, kids, we're going to learn about real life. 26/01/23 12:09:27, edited: 26/01/23 12:39:04	1 5


creative 22/11/21 8:37:09		5

	The All Blacks, having mellowed over the years, began their matches with "Kumbaya" round the camp fire 21/02/12 23:36:55	5

	Essex, where 9/10 recruits fail the Army's basic IQ test 08/01/13 20:10:44	4

	I find your lack of ID disturbing 13/03/11 11:06:20	4

	Fans gritted their teeth through new plot twists in Lost Season 10 15/11/10 11:38:46	4

	It costa life 15/09/12 14:07:53	3

	A unicorn dies for every "Horny" caption on this photo 20/04/12 11:07:41	3

	Olympic road closures affecting your commute? London mayor Boris Johnson demonstrates alternatives 21/02/12 12:09:32	3

	The Amy Winehouse Diet was deadly effective 03/12/11 21:11:18	3

	Phodography 15/04/11 11:02:32	3

	Nan, have you PYSL? 01/11/10 23:57:55	1 3

	Yes, I know your Marine Corps mates will be there, but for god's sake, it's a parents evening! 01/10/23 12:01:50, edited: 01/10/23 12:05:47	3

	When sunlight combines with rain it makes a rainbow. When unemployment combines with Labour voter, it makes this: 06/09/23 20:03:37, edited: 23/09/23 17:27:23	2 3

	Delivery for Mr Berlusconi 17/02/23 20:11:11	3

	“And your heads look like little planets too, how adorable!” 19/11/21 8:02:31	3

	clever Say what you will about Korea, but their livestock transport regulation is second to none 12/05/21 12:00:03	3


12/03/16 22:27:19		3

	Skimp My Ride 06/01/24 15:42:38	2

	The Royal Equine Tooth Flossing ceremony left tourists feeling taken aback 14/11/23 10:38:01, edited: 14/11/23 10:43:18	2

	Barney was a proud member of dating website "Touch the Rainbow." Sadly there were no other members. 06/09/23 20:18:51, edited: 06/09/23 20:23:06	2

	TV adverts for cats seemed to feature a disproportionate number of mixed-race couples. 25/01/23 13:51:12, edited: 25/01/23 14:06:54	2

	Tibbles and Mittens interrupted their howling standoff to briefly celebrate Tibbles' birthday. 25/01/23 12:11:25, edited: 25/01/23 12:26:37	2

	Keir Starmer hoped PartyGate would distract from DuctTapeBunnyDominationGate, but when the photo leaked onto the web... 31/05/22 12:02:02	2

	Jurassicland Paris.. less authentic than Jurassic World, but a fraction of the entry fee. 25/04/22 12:08:57	1 2
But is it entertaining? You bet Jurassic is! --Willie Johnson
	“Can I give you a hand choosing a suit, sir?” 31/03/22 20:00:08	2

	Exclusive sneak peek at the royal family's attempt to branch out into wildlife diplomacy. 16/11/23 11:30:45	1

last comments (total: 212)

Brilliant caption. Just a note to anyone wondering why it’s not in the November cash prize shortlist - this caption will be in the December prize window when it finishes its three-day voting period

Chris Beach

(admin)

30/11/22
6:56pm

comment on caption:
It was the first venue designed
exclusively for Goldfish funerals.

[John Harrison]

Had to tweak your caption slightly as the long word was messing with the formatting of the site

Chris Beach

(admin)

10/12/22
8:33pm

comment on caption:
The hound of the baskerbarkis
worsethanhisbubblesmealson
wheelstinafromdoncastervilles. [The Wolf]

No worries. I’ll code up some better way of displaying these captions.

Chris Beach

(admin)

11/12/22
12:03pm

comment on caption:
The hound of the baskerbarkis
worsethanhisbubblesmealson
wheelstinafromdoncastervilles. [The Wolf]

Love this caption but think the word “dead” detracts from the lighthearted humour a bit?

Chris Beach

(admin)

15/02/23
1:49pm

comment on caption:
“Unfortunately, none of the four photographs submitted conform with UK passport criteria. Please retake without the stuffed cat.” [John Harrison]

I’ve not seen this elsewhere. I also don’t think it’s necessary to use comments to criticise captions. Better just to withhold your vote and move on.

Chris Beach

(admin)

19/02/23
8:22am

comment on caption:
SPY BALLOON SCANDAL:

Germany denies any involvement. [Al Overy]

Great caption! Think it might work slightly better without the “me at the barbers” bit?

Chris Beach

(admin)

19/02/23
12:36pm

comment on caption:
"How much for a shave?"
"10 quid."
"I only have a fiver. How much can I get for that?" [Stephen Bean]

Can we do politics on the opt-in “politics” section of the forum please. Let’s keep caption.me focussed on funny captions.

Chris Beach

(admin)

17/04/23
9:03pm

comment on caption:
You Putin your left leg up, you Putin your left leg down. You find there’s no NATO troops any where around.
You Putin the Red Army in….. [Neil Mackenzie]

“I realise in advance I am likely going to get told off for putting this in the comments“

Yes, you will Glyn. I’ve made it clear that the caption.me comments are not for political soapboxing. It’s divisive and it encourages other people to do the same. I’d certainly like to respond and set one or two things straight, as I have plenty of political opinions of my own. However, I won’t, because it would spoil the fun and casual feel of the site.

Chris Beach

(admin)

24/05/23
10:33am

comment on caption:
"Thank goodness One does not have to be elected Queen. One finds it most difficult to get votes on this site." [James Lennox]

"photo's" should be "photos"

Other than that, caption is 100% accurate. If anyone wants the uncensored version, DM me, I'm open to reasonable offers laughing face