Swapping his wheelchair for these two was the best thing he'd done in years

06/10/08 11:24:49

Gerald was absolutly livid at being removed from the jungle. Mel Smith is being questioned by the rspca

22/01/13 12:11:07

Andrew Sachs and Judy Dench had never really hit it off

01/06/11 13:39:23

As soon as Earth and Fire showed up they would be ready for the 70's disco party.

05/07/10 11:25:48

The tree doctor will see you now

27/04/10 17:53:03

The School run in Wales was always one to watch out for.

16/09/09 15:41:14

Mothercares space program has been crtitised for being underfunded.

24/09/08 12:22:10

Get your big issue, can be claimed back on mps expenses. get your big issue

25/03/10 10:06:08

Teenagers bedroom door eventually gives way

21/10/09 12:47:13

Frank began to worry that the souvenir he took from the eiffel tower might be important.

18/09/09 12:02:56

This was the greatest game of hide and seek EVER!!!

30/09/08 17:44:20

Thats the last time I chew the end of my pen.

09/09/08 11:05:31

24 hour sprouting palm trees destroy marble tiling

02/07/07 14:29:07

Constable Hacket, was unfortunatly the last one to get to the dressing up box before going undercover

15/09/10 15:14:23

And yes darling, in 20 years time, I will be sitting where she is, and you will be sitting where I am. welcome to spain

06/05/10 12:23:18

Flash mob has dissapointing turnout.

22/03/10 17:00:03

Excuse me, but is the right queue to see Eddie Izzard

11/03/10 14:10:42

The Christmas office party was now into June and the conga was still going strong

03/03/10 11:03:42

And you thought you'd seen all of the episodes of come dine with me.

01/03/10 14:40:47

Houston come in please, is anyone coming back up here to get me. its been since 1969 after all.

01/03/10 14:27:01

and you say, you just sat down on the coke bottle accidentaly...hmmmm

11/02/10 18:26:05

boy, these dinosaur eggs were very flammable

21/12/09 15:40:00

Sorry luv, but i've been running the london marathon for 2 weeks now, and i'm still lost.

20/11/09 12:43:52

Hmmm. thats adds up to 300 dinars I've saved on makeup this year alone

19/11/09 14:11:36

The children in need bucket collectors were surprised at this donation

16/11/09 14:58:54

balaclava for cockerels revealed by boffins.

05/11/09 11:24:15

Peter felt pretty stupid, the invitation did say green wellies

03/11/09 15:45:47

As a pathologist he did have a strange bedside manner

29/10/09 14:17:32

Hello, i'm reggie perrin.

27/10/09 13:56:25

More tea vicar ?

26/10/09 12:25:11

In the green room the toys were waiting for their turn on the generations games conveyor belt.

15/10/09 8:48:15

The Green parties idea to open membership to all got off to a boring start

14/10/09 14:32:23

The replacement for Gary Lineker was a dissapointing choice.

14/10/09 14:27:49

Galileo's first attempt at inventing the telescope was in fact rubbish.

18/09/09 12:04:33

Have I got news for you. I just saw Ken Livingstones in the skip.

17/09/09 11:36:29

As the years went on Elvis Presley got a little lazy with his disguises.

25/08/09 11:18:52

Do you ever get tired of walking like an egyptian

24/08/09 12:13:12

Oh yes, oh yes, the cat litter tray was going to get it big time today.

17/03/09 16:50:08

Transition from yachting to driving was never going to be easy.

26/01/09 20:48:33

Boss, Boss, the plane the plane, they are coming....

08/10/08 11:16:56

OK pass the other two up and I'll let you know if they taste the same.

01/10/08 11:32:08

The credit crunch mime was beginning to catch on in the home counties

01/10/08 8:58:32

Doctors were all in agreement, this was the oddest sample collected that day from the sperm bank.

30/09/08 16:12:54

Science students over engineer project "heat a tin of beans"

28/09/08 17:04:53

I have never kissed a cow....

25/09/08 12:26:08

Little did grandad realise, but young timmy had the remote control for the trapdoor behind his back.

20/09/08 15:19:57

David was certainly going to create a stir when he took his bottoms off in round two.

16/09/08 14:00:59

Would the last 3 sober scots, please take a step forward.

16/09/08 12:46:52

Should have gone to specsavers.com

15/09/08 22:38:59

Unfortunatly, it was an all over tan

12/09/08 15:29:50