Swapping his wheelchair for these two was the best thing he'd done in years

Andrew Sachs and Judy Dench had never really hit it off

As soon as Earth and Fire showed up they would be ready for the 70's disco party.

The tree doctor will see you now

The School run in Wales was always one to watch out for.

Mothercares space program has been crtitised for being underfunded.

Get your big issue, can be claimed back on mps expenses. get your big issue

Teenagers bedroom door eventually gives way

Frank began to worry that the souvenir he took from the eiffel tower might be important.

This was the greatest game of hide and seek EVER!!!

Thats the last time I chew the end of my pen.

24 hour sprouting palm trees destroy marble tiling

Constable Hacket, was unfortunatly the last one to get to the dressing up box before going undercover

And yes darling, in 20 years time, I will be sitting where she is, and you will be sitting where I am. welcome to spain

Flash mob has dissapointing turnout.

Excuse me, but is the right queue to see Eddie Izzard

The Christmas office party was now into June and the conga was still going strong

And you thought you'd seen all of the episodes of come dine with me.

Houston come in please, is anyone coming back up here to get me. its been since 1969 after all.

and you say, you just sat down on the coke bottle accidentaly...hmmmm

boy, these dinosaur eggs were very flammable

Sorry luv, but i've been running the london marathon for 2 weeks now, and i'm still lost.

Hmmm. thats adds up to 300 dinars I've saved on makeup this year alone

The children in need bucket collectors were surprised at this donation

balaclava for cockerels revealed by boffins.

Peter felt pretty stupid, the invitation did say green wellies

As a pathologist he did have a strange bedside manner

Hello, i'm reggie perrin.

More tea vicar ?

In the green room the toys were waiting for their turn on the generations games conveyor belt.

The Green parties idea to open membership to all got off to a boring start

The replacement for Gary Lineker was a dissapointing choice.

Galileo's first attempt at inventing the telescope was in fact rubbish.

Have I got news for you. I just saw Ken Livingstones in the skip.

As the years went on Elvis Presley got a little lazy with his disguises.

Do you ever get tired of walking like an egyptian

Oh yes, oh yes, the cat litter tray was going to get it big time today.

Transition from yachting to driving was never going to be easy.

Boss, Boss, the plane the plane, they are coming....

OK pass the other two up and I'll let you know if they taste the same.

The credit crunch mime was beginning to catch on in the home counties

Doctors were all in agreement, this was the oddest sample collected that day from the sperm bank.

Science students over engineer project "heat a tin of beans"

I have never kissed a cow....

Little did grandad realise, but young timmy had the remote control for the trapdoor behind his back.

David was certainly going to create a stir when he took his bottoms off in round two.

Would the last 3 sober scots, please take a step forward.

Should have gone to specsavers.com

Unfortunatly, it was an all over tan

Strewth, Now's the time I wish I had opposable thumbs.