"I too am traumatised by the state of the garden. Caption.me helps me through times like this when things are hard. It puts me in the right mindset to attack the garden. The other reason I spend so much time on that site is by doing so I figure you'll lose your patience and sort out the garden yourself rather than moaning"
email us
Unfortunately for Dave Bryan there are consequences when he does finish top of the leaderboard:
''Have you seen the state of the garden recently? If you spend any more time on that fucking caption site....................''
12:37pm
Dave, your reply should be thus
"I too am traumatised by the state of the garden. Caption.me helps me through times like this when things are hard. It puts me in the right mindset to attack the garden. The other reason I spend so much time on that site is by doing so I figure you'll lose your patience and sort out the garden yourself rather than moaning"
7:47pm