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Kellie Franklin

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Mother of two, self-employed bookkeeper and part-time writer. A huge fan of toilet humour which is always a good thing when writing children's stories :0)

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Four Ply Four.

29/05/12 20:00:16

The cops could see he was one tough cookie.

10/05/12 20:00:16

Mary was always late but this was virgin on the ridiculous.

23/12/11 20:01:37

Keeping your head above water.

18/12/11 11:11:15

The Statue of Puberty.

29/11/11 20:01:02

If they win, I'll eat his hat.

20/11/11 11:05:13

I didn�t realise caption.me had a spot the ball competition.

06/01/12 11:00:08

That looks omnibus.

07/12/11 20:00:50

�TAXI � Pearly Gates please�

29/11/11 11:02:18

A lolli-cock man.

03/06/12 11:01:00

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Scones

02/01/12 20:00:11

Sarah was off on a power trip again.

22/12/11 11:01:58

Lay Lines.

07/06/12 20:00:15

0 to 60 in tree seconds.

29/05/12 20:00:34

Emma Bunting.

16/01/12 20:00:42

Confucius says he who eats ice-cream in wheelchair is a Sundae Driver.

04/01/12 11:00:24

Fred loved researching his family tree.

02/01/12 11:01:18

Because you�re smurf it.

24/11/11 20:51:39

Bearry Sheene

21/05/12 20:00:27

Ex-foil-iate.

10/05/12 11:00:22

�Well you did say go over the roundabout.�

11/01/12 20:00:11

Flight of the Napigator.

09/01/12 11:01:16

Spin Doctor.

08/01/12 20:00:59

"It's about time you spruced yourself up young lady."

25/12/11 20:06:51

Young Schumacher was in pole position again.

24/12/11 11:06:05

Booby Trap.

08/06/12 20:01:50

Royal & Son Alliance.

26/01/12 11:00:12

Baby Shower.

09/01/12 11:00:29

Sooty was feeling a bit Koi.

03/01/12 20:29:04

Pete kept everyone in the dark about his tree hugging activities.

02/01/12 11:16:46

Rogers�s favourite pastime was playing hangman.

02/01/12 11:00:14

The Pollinator.

20/12/11 20:01:28

�I�ll get you for this Butler, you see if I don�t�

07/12/11 20:02:55

Underwire Bra.

08/06/12 20:01:08

Limb-nastics.

06/06/12 11:00:29

icantcaptionthis@hotmale.com

22/05/12 20:01:26

She appears to be outstanding in her field.

19/04/12 20:30:04

Woody Aran.

13/04/12 20:11:05

Welly certainly looks pleased with himself.

12/04/12 12:07:00

�Mirror mirror on the ball � who�s the worst captioneer of all?�

14/01/12 11:00:19

Sarah suffers from Kleptomania � she really should take something for it.

28/12/11 20:00:33

Always remember to adjust your rear view mirror before driving.

09/06/12 11:00:54

05/06/12 20:01:21

05/06/12 11:00:42

04/06/12 11:00:18

15/04/12 20:14:02

Crappy-Doo - Where are you?

08/02/12 20:48:03

A maiden flight.

22/01/12 20:17:03

Someone's had their Weetabix this morning.

05/01/12 11:01:11

Sarah had a bone to pick.

04/01/12 20:00:16

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Thanks :)

(caption author)

06/06/12
7:17am

comment on caption:
Grievous bodily arm. [Kellie Franklin]

I think I'd get rid of the "Yet another case of"

[anon]

05/06/12
9:36pm

comment on caption:
Grievous bodily arm. [Kellie Franklin]

Thanks

(caption author)

21/05/12
8:06pm

comment on caption:
Bearry Sheene [Kellie Franklin]

Maybe Bearry Sheene?

F Mackay

21/05/12
8:01pm

comment on caption:
Bearry Sheene [Kellie Franklin]

Wooly Jumpers similar to Woody Allen???????????

Neil Mackenzie

13/04/12
10:11pm

comment on caption:
Woody Aran.

[Kellie Franklin]

I think they're different.

Besides, I don't think that the first person who posts a "Woody" gag can moan if others do also. There are plenty of Bark or Barking ones also, but if someone posts a caption with the word "Bark" it shouldn't mean that no-one else can use "Bark" in their captions.

[anon]

13/04/12
8:47pm

comment on caption:
Woody Aran.

[Kellie Franklin]

Kellie Franklin

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