"I'm all for open-mindedness, but this is taking 'gay pride' a little too far."

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The commitment to the 'Hands Around The World' campaign was staggering, as dozens of participants drown.

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Haha.... At last someone came up with a decent caption for this photo, good one =)

Steve Wright

05/04/10
05:04pm

Union Jack Clothing Ltd.

Because if you can't be seen or heard a mile away, you're simply not British.

The sordid details of Bob's personal life came into light when private investigators found the semi-decomposed bodies of two local prostitutes in his car.

"I didn't say 'Simon says'. You lose buddy..."

This inflation was getting out of hand.

As a professional photographer it pays dividends if you panda to your customers.

The latest phenomenon to hit our rural areas: Rock circles.

She took to drinking because her last boyfriend used to puncture.

"$300 dollars!?! Well I'm going to have to give them a piece of my mind!!"

Christmas at the tasmanian devils' house.

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Personally, I can't wait to see the back of her.

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Brilliant!

D C

12/05/10
05:47pm

Let's see George Bush dodge this!

Do you suffer from constellation?
Perhaps you should try our new Galaxatives.

"Hello, I read your ad for a babysitter and..." [Door slams]

Local doctors humbly accepted the notion that Daniel had "fallen on the chicken".

Elmer Fudd lights a cigarette and admires a job well done.

"Let's give it up George, I don't think crabs pull fingers."

"We'll have that camera out of you in no time." said the gynaecologist.

Top Headlines: Wilson Sport have recalled 15,000 tennis balls following reports that they were turning on their owners.

"You're just lucky I forgot my pen!"

As a teacher, it is important to keep an eye on your pupil.

The Leaning Power of Teresa.

I think I speak on behalf on all heterosexual males when I say: "Thank God he isn't reading an erotic thriller!"

The stakeout of the cabbage patch kids was a long and grueling venture, but the underground drug rings which plagued these yards would never have been brought down without such operations.

"... and this rittle piggy went reee reeee reeee all da ray home!"

Can't Cook, Won't Cook Asia
"And what ingredients did you two bring to the show?"

I love these new drive-thru's!

Little Daniel didn't care what he got for Christmas, as long as it was hers.

You can just feel the irony!

Sorry mate, does your cubicle have toilet paper? Nice boxers. What's that look for?

The Holy Bible for Dummies

You sneak in round the back, I'll keep the guard-dog busy..

The Winter is this vigilante's greatest villian.

"So how's your mum's heart doing?"
"Bit worried, she's due for jurassic surgery on Tuesday."

Maybe it's the fumes talking, but working for Dulux is the jest bob ever!

Dr. Who, senile with age, was in the wrong place for two reasons.

The complex evolutionary cycle of the Loiterer.

Top Headlines: Somalian pirates seize massive shipment of Macleans Whitening.

It was the single most perfect ear Gareth had ever laid his eyes upon.

Answer to last week's Spot The Ball competition.

Cerberus was a cute puppy.

Space-tourism did have its minor setbacks.

Despite his loud engine, aggressive outward appearance and an unfriendly tone of voice, Ahmed was determined to spread the word of Incy Wincy Spider to anyone he encountered.

In response to a number of horrible accidents, the minimal age for watching '300' was raised to 28 years.

If a cockatoo has two balls, what should a canine have?

"We don't have a case Mr. T, the label clearly says: This muscle enhancement may cause a melanin deficiency." explained his lawyer.

"Let's go to bed, luv" said George to his right hand.

Neil is thrilled he logged onto family-reunited.com when he did.. his long lost brother, Isaac, is less convinced.

"A living doll? I believe I still have one of them in the loft from my bachelor night." said Mr. Blow-up Doll.