The new donor card logo

Well at least he has learnt his lesson from the microwave incident

Gotham city leads the way with their criminal mastermind rehabilitation program

1) Fast Spin
2) Super-fast spin
3) Bad dog

Behold, my weather machine! No-one can stop me from mildly disrupting the times people hang out their washing!!!

Ah so the British summer is here again!

"...well?"
"No, sorry I still prefer Lemon Blast to Alpine Fresh"

For the last time Kev it's left foot, right foot, spin round and head to the f**king right!!

Drop the treasure chest at the payphone in the park at 3pm or say goodbye to your son.

Rick had been held back quite a few years in school but he didn't mind, it just made it easier to get the other kids' lunch money.

HI DADDY!

Sorry bout your pet mate but I was sure it was dogs that always land on their feet!

Thank god he fitted window-wipers!

The 'Tour de France' officials regret welcoming amateur riders

After a grueling 5 hour climb they spotted their friends in the distance and realised they had climbed the wrong peak.

I don't believe it! Someone has scratched my trolley with their door again!!

Oh God, I think this just gave me Diabetes.

...."You want the other end?"

Tomtom: "Keep right on M876"...*CRASH!!*..."You have changed your destination to Falkirk general hospital, would you like the quickest route?"

Darling, you REALLY need to trim your bush.

There were 5 other family members but they have long since sunk into the duvet

Warning, over-complicated signs may cause distraction whilst driving.

Jim had underestimated how hungry his ducks were when he filled the bucket with bread-crumbs.

Due to a shortage in firefighters, cardboard cutouts have been deployed around bush fires to reassure the general public.

....if she hits that power cable we're having burgers tonight kids.

Doctors are becoming concerned about the mental health of Bob Geldof

With the French, even altitude can go on strike.

More vodka for Mr.Yeltsin

Big Bird always knew he was a little different

...but when they found a man inside they all started to question their existence

Transformers 2 - Origins

Crouching tiger not so hidden dragon

Have you seen the state of those toilets??
Oh it's OK I'll just go in the woods

Dave eventually conceded that the piggy-back ride should have been the other way around

I'm charging you with drunk and disorderly behaviour. How many pints of whiskers have you consumed tonight sir?

Honey, I think you're anaemic!

"I've seen this on a movie once honey...their vision is dependant on movement, we should stop" - Jim Biggs (1966 - 2007)

But mum, why can't I put this one on the tree...it is SOOO bland in here!

Oh look, a needle!

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God...I definitely shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms. CHRIST I'M A PANDA!!