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Rob Falconer

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I've been doing caption competitions since the days when Punch was a proper magazine on the bookstalls. Addicted? Me? Hahahahaha.

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	Of course I write in small letters - I'm anti-capitalist	0 19 24/10/11 11:01am
	After eight hours, the submarine finally got the better of Eric	0 18 03/08/11 11:04am
	Someone had clearly lost their bearing	0 17 14/01/12 11:00am
	A pane in the arse	0 16 10/11/11 12:27pm
	Why not see a shrink? ...	0 16 03/09/11 11:25am
	If you see that BBC weatherman, tell him I've just had to sweep three feet of "mild with a gentle breeze" from my drive	0 14 17/12/11 11:03am
	About to Kermit a driving offence	0 14 04/10/11 11:00am
	5 Keep taking the tablets, love comments (total: 5) 0 0 Ectasy? [anon] 24/09/11 08:00pm 0 0 looks like an overdose of caption.me. [anon] 24/09/11 09:36pm 0 3 anon no.1, have you got a cold?:) Mi6 Bagpuss 24/09/11 09:49pm 0 2 No,but I do have a hold. [anon] 24/09/11 10:40pm 0 0 Having grip does have the same symptoms! Mi6 Bagpuss 24/09/11 10:48pm	0 14 24/09/11 11:00am
	1 The lads were dressing them with their eyes comments (total: 1) 0 1 Love it! Mike Bradford 18/07/11 02:58pm	0 13 18/07/11 11:05am
	I like duck, but I couldn’t eat a hole one	0 12 29/12/11 08:00pm
	To be politically correct, the Council decided to write "Do Not Write on this Wall" in every language	0 11 27/01/12 11:03am
	So you're not going out, then?	0 11 11/09/11 12:17pm
	Travelpodge	0 11 01/09/11 11:05am
	Man-icure	0 11 05/08/11 11:06am
	2 "So, it's Good Easter from me" "And it's Good Easter from him" comments (total: 2) 0 0 Unbeatable But are they Argentinian racing pigeons? James Fotheringham 28/04/11 12:39pm 0 0 Spectacular!! John Glover 01/05/11 06:39pm	0 11 23/04/11 12:41pm
	5 When I asked if you had protection, I meant a raincoat comments (total: 5) 0 1 Perhaps she needs a helmet,or maybe a Big Mac! Cath Jones 27/08/11 10:11pm 0 2 Looks like she's already got the helmet, and you can't tell how big, Mac is. John Glover 28/08/11 12:53pm 0 0 Perhaps they are at that Macdonalds place, they say the old guy had a farm? Cath Jones 28/08/11 01:06pm 0 0 "And on that farm they had a duck?" Cath Jones 28/08/11 01:34pm 0 1 Eeeeee,I,Eeeee,I, OooooooooH. John Glover 28/08/11 01:36pm	0 10 27/08/11 11:05am
	Flap Jack	0 10 26/08/11 11:02am
	Reverse? I said we need back-up.	0 10 24/08/11 11:25am
	1 Gran's Hatch comments (total: 1) 0 0 'young upstart ,if she thinks she can cut in on me she can think again.' alison manley 23/08/11 04:10pm	0 10 22/08/11 11:01am
	2 Man-Nikon comments (total: 2) 0 0 He's missing a technicality. Eileen M. 13/07/11 12:01am 0 0 yes, that was what I was looking for...so funny: with the word "Manekin" in mind I completely missed the obvious...thanks! Guido van der Velden 13/07/11 11:56am	0 10 10/07/11 04:26pm
	No fillings, Mum – just three crowns	0 9 26/01/12 11:00am
	Ladies, Gentlemen, and Extinguished Guests ...	0 9 09/11/11 04:38pm
	2 OK, Sir, now empty your other pocket comments (total: 2) 0 0 Someone had to dash. John Glover 23/09/11 11:01am 0 0 No, I just had "stutter finger" and entered the same caption twice (caption author) 23/09/11 11:05am	0 9 23/09/11 11:00am
	1 Have YOU lost a finger recently in an accident that wasn't your fault? ... comments (total: 1) 0 1 That's really funny. Sorry I missed it. Steve Hann 29/09/11 09:27pm	0 9 22/09/11 11:01am
	1 With a Howitzer hidden inside, Jesus was ready for the Romans this time comments (total: 1) 0 0 Now THAT'S funny! [anon] 28/09/11 03:03pm	0 9 21/08/11 11:53am
	I’ll get my clothes off, Harold – I never realised these Viking re-enactments were so realistic	0 8 27/12/11 11:00am
	In this week's Frozen Planet, Sir David Attenborough finds a six-month-old lime jelly mousse at the back of his fridge	0 8 23/11/11 08:01pm
	Thirteen cents? Gee, that's darned cheap!	0 8 19/11/11 08:05pm
	OK, so it is the red wire you cut	0 8 10/11/11 02:32pm
	Anne Robinson plans new budget airline	0 8 29/10/11 08:02pm
	Family ties	0 8 30/09/11 11:04am
	Well, Harry had always wanted a flat-screen TV	0 8 16/09/11 11:00am
	Smoking jacket	0 8 11/09/11 12:34pm
	Sex at Glastonbury is OK, Maureen, but this is Ladies' Day at Ascot	0 8 27/08/11 11:58am
	If anyone has just impediment as to why this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, please press the red button now	0 8 19/08/11 11:01am
	Maybe I should have worn a red carnation	0 8 26/07/11 11:07am
	1 Well, you wouldn't expect David Blunkett to take the photographs, would you? comments (total: 1) 0 1 I found a bug in the code which allowed anonymous votes to be placed (maybe from legitimate users but appearing anonymous - no need to assume cheating). I've fixed the bug and will continue to monitor voting. Will leave anonymous votes in place as it's fiddly to reverse votes due to calculated stats etc. Chris Beach (admin) 15/04/11 11:36am	0 8 15/04/11 11:01am
	Dual hairbags	0 8 30/11/10 11:07am
	As ever, bankers remain silent on bonuses	0 7 28/01/12 11:00am
	World's largest ladies' toilet opens in Glasgow	0 7 24/01/12 11:02am
	Of course she's hanging on tightly - she's my self-grip wench	0 7 27/12/11 11:14am
	1 Before I risk death in battle, Darling, I just have to know why you've got a toilet seat strapped to your waist comments (total: 1) 0 0 I think that this is so funny! Cath Jones 27/12/11 10:51pm	0 7 27/12/11 11:13am
	Witch direction?	0 7 29/10/11 08:00pm
	OK, who put Viagra in my hair shampoo?	0 7 20/10/11 11:01am
	Then my husband said, "I can't see any crocodiles in this damned aquarium. I'll have a closer look."	0 7 29/09/11 02:48pm
	It went well with the ladder in her stocking	0 7 25/09/11 11:00am
	2 I'd leave 50p under the plate, but I don't believe in fly-tipping comments (total: 2) 0 0 Sorry I thought I was the first Fly Tipper....Not paying attention,take 100 lines. Ian Mclaren 31/08/11 01:33pm 0 0 luv it Spot Light 01/09/11 01:00am	0 7 31/08/11 11:04am
	1 His Master's Vice comments (total: 1) 0 0 Sorry I missed your caption and entered same thing half an hour later, now withdrawn.I thought it was a great caption,and still do.Good Luck......Ian McLaren. Ian Mclaren 08/08/11 12:34pm	0 7 08/08/11 11:03am
	3 Derek felt a little down in the mouth comments (total: 3) 0 0 Should have got more votes. John Glover 10/07/11 12:32pm 0 0 Thanks, but that's the way the cookie crumbles these days (caption author) 10/07/11 03:28pm 0 0 Also green around the gills. Eileen M. 12/07/11 10:51pm	0 7 09/07/11 11:04am
	The Press finds new ways of eavesdropping on celebrities	0 7 08/07/11 11:07am

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top comments (total: 62)

0 3

I voted for it but would have preferred "tip a fairy"

Rob Falconer

19/07/11
11:28am

comment on caption: Wrong way to Tippa fairy. [Steve Hann]

0 2

Why am I mean? I voted for the bloody caption.

Rob Falconer

Tuesday
02:57pm

comment on caption: did anyone remember to disconnect the fuel line ?

0 2

I don't think you can put too much trust in the dupe detector to detect copies. It's always best to check yourself.

Rob Falconer

12/01/12
12:01pm

comment on caption: The Lust of the Mohican. [Pablo Cabello]

0 2

I thought you meant sprouts!

Rob Falconer

16/12/11
12:18pm

comment on caption: ''Brussels can kiss my arse!'' [Mi6 Bagpuss]

0 2

Yes, it's a very old joke. "What are the three things a woman thinks when she goes into church to get married? Aisle Altar Hymn."

Aisle Altar You seems a lot weaker.

Rob Falconer

10/12/11
11:47am

comment on caption: Aisle altar hymn. [Tony Edwards]

0 2

Seems OK to me.

Rob Falconer

28/11/11
10:55am

comment on caption: Come wine with me. [Dan Dan]

0 2

I don't get it either

Rob Falconer

13/11/11
09:12pm

comment on caption: Bound to a Baskerville. [Ian Mclaren]

0 2

Yes, but you're creating a lot of colonic irritation

Rob Falconer

28/10/11
03:32pm

comment on caption: Horse: For five years I've put up with your shit. Now walk on bitch! [Mi6 Bagpuss]

0 2

All the best to "Michael"

Rob Falconer

22/06/11
06:48pm

comment on caption: No Caption...please don't vote.

Hi guys/girls.
Len just gave me the sad news that Michael Winner is leaving the site due to ill health.
I'm sure you'll all join me in wishing him a swift and full recovery..thanks.

Please... [more] [Ron Allan]

0 1

Well, that won't be getting any votes I thought

Rob Falconer

08/01/12
08:06pm

comment on caption: Ever since this photo was revealed the site has been 'a-wash' with puns. As a new 'cycle' begins, 'Bold' captioneers are all trying to put a new 'spin' on the photo, and it is being 'rinsed' for all its worth. I personally have a 'dryer' sense of humou... [more] [Steve Fosbraey]

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last comments (total: 129)

0 0

Red dressing the balance. perhaps.

John Glover

23/01/12
01:01pm

comment on caption: There was a high wind that day, and Sally decided to try and red dress the problem

[Rob Falconer]

0 0

I don't think it's that close. Either way, where were you when my last caption was ripped off?

(caption author)

16/01/12
10:30pm

comment on caption: My mobile's got to be in here somewhere [Rob Falconer]

0 0

A nod to 08.00pm I should think, for the idea.

[anon]

16/01/12
08:05pm

comment on caption: My mobile's got to be in here somewhere [Rob Falconer]

0 0

I think that this is so funny!

Cath Jones

27/12/11
10:51pm

comment on caption: Before I risk death in battle, Darling, I just have to know why you've got a toilet seat strapped to your waist [Rob Falconer]

0 1

Nice to see a bit of good sportsmanship.

Dan Dan

13/12/11
08:56pm

comment on caption: Some of these captions really stink! [Rob Falconer]

0 1

Ah man you beat me to it! XD Thumbs up for being quicker!

Ricky Chambers

13/12/11
08:33pm

comment on caption: Some of these captions really stink! [Rob Falconer]

0 0

Well, only one is really strange, but I've changed it, thanks.

(caption author)

26/11/11
05:04pm

comment on caption: Off-duty plain-clothes policemen [Rob Falconer]

0 0

This caption tickled me, but should it be policemen?

Neil Mackenzie

26/11/11
02:16pm

comment on caption: Off-duty plain-clothes policemen [Rob Falconer]

0 0

I think it's fine and can be hilarious. It can't be prevented either. My vote goes to it if there is something added to the caption that makes it original or something in the picture that makes the caption original. (maybe better for the forum)

Guido van der Velden

11/11/11
01:41pm