Bet you're secretly having a chuckle over your coffee!!!

Ha ha, thanks Anon, but no. It's night here, I'm having a midweek beer, and gnome puns still can't make me chuckle

You need to buy the sequel:

How To Survive A Garden Gnome Pun Attack

Maybe. I'll start reading that series after I've finished Game of Gnomes.

''Bet you're having a secret chuckle over your coffee''

I was hoping to die laughing.

Oh please, gnome more.

Willie Johnson