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"So God created Adam in His own image, which, strangely, was that of a 70s pornstar."
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The Bible if written today.
"Eve I need tell you something ,I think I'm gay."
The End.






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Eve: "So am I!"

The all seeing God lacking hindsight hadn't created anyone else they could hook up with.

Cane and Abel were still born though. They realised too late but God realised that making them the first gay parents would set an example to future couples.

Then The Bible was written and unfortunately it was edited out.

07/05/22
2:54pm

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