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#ding dong# “Will the owner of a large black horse please move your vehicle, it’s doing a massive shit by the photo booth, Thank you.”
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''I bought this mayonnaise in 1328. It's got a funny smell to it. Can I have a refund?''






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CASHIER: "Have you got a receipt?"

KNIGHT: "From 1328? No, are you insane?"

CASHIER: "I'm sorry then, we need some sort of paper trail otherwise there's no way we can believe you, now fuck off"

PASSERBY:"HOLD ON! I am a discerning citizen and I was passing by, I happen to have a receipt for mayonnaise from 1328. Will this help you find the relief you need, Sir Knight?"

CASHIER: "No, it doesn't work like that. However this is what I'll do. I'll let you swap that bottle of mayo from 1328 for another bottle of mayo from 1328, if you can find one. You did buy it in 1328, so we need to ensure it's of the exact same quality and batch"

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