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	"Bet he'll NEVER forget!" 07/04/24 21:18:34	15

	lol "Come on Herbert, I've made 20 babies since your last move". 27/03/24 23:08:47	11

	Great with Micro Chips 22/02/23 23:14:14	9

	Line of Duty Sun 8:56:19	8

	'Hairway to Heaven' 14/10/23 20:34:40	8

	"Have you seen my toupee son?" 21/07/23 17:51:28	7

	Bert would do anything to avoid hitchhikers. 31/03/24 12:28:00, edited: 31/03/24 12:28:54	6

	Dave misread the brochure. It read ; 'Minus 18° -30°s' 02/01/24 23:21:37	6

	"Simon, have you cleaned out Cinema 4 and 5?" "Yup" 30/05/23 16:23:29	6

	"It's no joke having chrome's disease" 29/02/24 21:26:23	1 5

	Trans Slam 17/11/23 23:10:39	5

	"Wow , the lamp posts look so real that I think I've wet the bed " 05/11/23 8:24:51	5

	'Sideshow Bob' leaves 'The Simpsons' for new career at the NHS' 28/10/23 6:40:03	5

	"Stop crying Bernard, they're plastic you drama Queen" 16/08/23 22:57:17	5

	Little Paul was just so glad that somebody turned up to the open mic night. 22/06/23 8:02:27	5

	Don't eat me...remember the 'butterfly effect' 27/03/23 6:50:08	5

	Police crack down on grass on the Underground. 25/03/23 10:07:49	5

	"And Harry's is this big" 18/04/24 8:01:16	4

	"I usually wear trunks" 01/02/24 13:35:44	4

	The postman only knocks once. 27/01/24 20:15:40	4

	Cat Scanners 17/01/24 15:29:08	4

	Inside every woman is an animal trying to get out. 15/01/24 11:22:32	4

	"I have a baby allergy" 20/12/23 16:12:54	4

	Thomas Cooked holidays 30/11/23 22:25:08	4

	Things have got desperate since the tooth fairies went on strike! 16/09/23 19:49:42	4

	He missed the bullet....jammy dodger 07/08/23 22:58:22	4

	"£5 a ride..extortionate" _ "Gary just get on with your work, we all know you worked for the fun fair beforehand" 27/06/23 10:04:28, edited: 27/06/23 10:05:10	4

	" and don't forget son...deliver all those messages" 04/05/23 5:43:38	4

	I really love those Tiger Feet 🎶 13/02/23 22:22:22	4

	"Why couldn't you have won a goldfish like everybody else?" 26/03/24 21:01:40	3

	When Santa met Claws 04/02/24 4:46:38	3

	Inflated Ego 31/01/24 23:40:05	3

	Bride n brooms 20/12/23 16:11:26	3

	" go on, you can afford to put on a few pounds" 12/12/23 16:29:46	3

	I'm helping her... she's at weightwatchers anyway. 07/12/23 20:57:18, edited: 07/12/23 20:58:51	3

	On the count of 4 comrades "rescue the Budgies". 20/10/23 6:15:08	3

	Morning Campers! 15/10/23 9:15:06	3

	I love her but I just can't cope with that flatulence. 10/09/23 5:54:06	3

	"I wish I'd read the side effects of Viagra" 08/09/23 7:11:16	3

	" this will stop the kids scoffing it" 03/09/23 22:20:26	3

	B & Q host sports event. 14/07/23 18:52:48	3

	🎶 this is how we do it 🎶 10/07/23 9:42:11	3

	Rosie the hen was shitting bricks. 05/04/23 7:08:34	3

	"You eat your breakfast luv, you've worked hard down that pit"... and hopefully you won't even notice my new handbag on the wall. 04/04/23 8:12:53	3

	Psychiatrist; "So tell me why exactly do you feel trampled on?" 31/03/23 11:36:51	3

	Just start the car honey....have faith! 😱....remember DUMBO! 06/03/23 7:23:54	3

	creative I'll give the Giant the ale whilst you find the golden goose. 20/02/23 15:11:30	3

	We are looking for Cinders . 30/12/22 22:41:47	3

	'Lucky Black Cat lost; £1,0000 REWARD ' Wed 12:23:00	2

	"Are you sure that's the opticians hun?" Mon 8:33:11	2

	clever "Yippee We've been booked for another series of 'Call the Midwife'". 09/04/24 7:00:48	2

	"Senoir, your bathroom awaits" "Glassy-Arse" 31/03/24 8:39:32	2

	🎶 Einstein a Cocoa 🎶 27/03/24 18:13:31	2

	'Lord of the Cock Rings' 14/03/24 16:07:38	2

	AA man ; " ok, yes we will soon get you on the road again. What's the bus registration Number?" "Sir, that won't be necessary you'll find us?' 01/03/24 13:26:34	2

	"We will concrete the world" " I think you mean CONQUER" 29/02/24 6:02:05	2

	A filling to stop all fillings 25/02/24 2:48:01	2

	Radio Ga Ga 04/02/24 4:45:58	2

	"Sorry luv, I thought you said Tinder Ella" 28/01/24 18:04:38	2

	Never the bride Bah 25/01/24 12:23:48	2

	The girls don't worry me at all but the guy behind eyeing them up? That's a different matter . 05/12/23 8:26:04	2

	'Watch with Brother' 22/11/23 21:23:40	2

	"Where did you put the dog shampoo Darren?" 21/11/23 16:58:21	2

	"Dennis... will will you stop playing with the shaver when daddy's asleep" 20/10/23 14:36:26	2

	"Get off your knees....it's only a diet pill" 18/10/23 12:37:11, edited: 20/10/23 14:31:07, suggested edits	1 2

	"Get the Calpol darling, he's a little clammy" 09/10/23 20:39:03, edited: 10/10/23 7:20:10	2

	The AI orgy went wrong. 04/10/23 22:13:02	2

	"Alice made me drink it" 24/08/23 22:45:03	2

	🎶 Stairway to Devon 17/08/23 19:14:18	2

	Puss n Roots 07/08/23 8:25:49	2

	David Bent...the office. 03/08/23 7:23:33	2

	Porkcasso 14/07/23 18:56:03	2

	"How did you guess that my dad was an Elf." 08/07/23 19:14:19	2

	Bert our children are not ugly! Why don't you take the kids for a walk in a normal fashion? 08/07/23 6:24:31	2

	"And when we finish our training...we'll be working in India" 04/07/23 7:20:41	2

	Mods n Frockers! 12/06/23 8:17:47	2

	Brush your teeth sweetie. Remember how the dentist said "sugar can rot your enamel?"...well here's the proof. 14/04/23 2:57:49	2

	The birthing pool practice session was about right. 10/04/23 18:08:58	2

	I know you 'say' you're Irish, but I still need to see your passports! 30/03/23 9:01:04	2

	Cruella Deville cast in 'Basic Instinct' remake alongside Bride of Chucky co star. 29/03/23 22:12:04	2

	In soles 08/03/23 9:39:38	2

	Banana Burlesque night. 16/01/23 6:42:28	2

	"How the heck do they expect me to jump out of THAT?" Wed 7:39:11	1

	Boots have knocked £1 off incontinence pads 20/04/24 8:21:29	1

	Cage rage 19/04/24 8:06:05	1

	Mini CAR-GO 16/04/24 11:11:26	1

	Also available in white. 15/04/24 18:24:27	1

	Bog standard act 10/04/24 23:35:38	1

	"Look what I pulled out of the cracker!" 08/04/24 13:08:05	1

	Sponsored by 'the King's New Clothes' shop. 07/04/24 8:09:36	1

	Hair by Flymo 06/04/24 20:24:47	1

	Police say he was 'a slippery customer 02/04/24 9:28:51	1

	When the landlord says no kids" . 01/04/24 22:35:17	1

	"Why are you always so cold with me?" 23/03/24 4:31:00	1

	'Book your party at 'Wetherspoons'now" 21/03/24 6:06:49	1

	'The Lion Cling' 19/03/24 20:55:25	1

	'Don't drive and Dive' 19/03/24 20:54:32	1

	"Dave just called us Tossers" 18/03/24 20:34:29	1

	Freightning 17/03/24 21:01:10	1

	The return of 'You've been Framed' 15/03/24 5:35:28	1