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	"But it was MY turn to lick out the pan today!" 05/04/22 12:00:53	7

	"Oh hell, I've got a parking ticket." 22/06/21 8:04:22	7

	"It's no use, you can't run faster than the bear." "I don't have to - I only have to run faster than you." 01/06/21 12:01:35	7

	🎵 "Round, round, getting round, we're getting round..."🎵 17/02/21 8:00:07	7

	Second place, Double Amputees Beauty Contest. 16/11/20 12:04:09	7

	Wow, am I glad to get out of Narnia! 21/10/20 12:00:20	7

	"I've finally got my Zoom background to display a knife in my hand!" 24/09/20 12:00:12	7

	The audience all begged for deliverance. 27/08/20 12:00:41	1 7
ðŸŽµDa-da-da DUN DUN...ðŸŽµ "but did he give it to them?" ðŸŽµDa-da-da DUN DUN...ðŸŽµ --Willie Johnson
	🎵 Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair?🎵 09/08/20 12:00:20	7

	Racing restarts at Newmarket with full PPE. 21/06/20 8:03:03	7

	I have this awful premonition that if I don't do this job right, I'll be toast. 13/04/20 12:00:38	7

	lol Can you hold it right there? One of the family moved. 01/04/20 8:03:35	7

	Severely incontinent man ahead. 08/03/20 12:02:18	7

	Eating all that blue grass hasn't done him much good. 23/02/20 8:01:30	7

	"It's no good, Elliott, I can't make us fly." 27/08/19 12:00:17	7

	"Cough, please" 19/08/19 8:00:21	7

	A sight for four eyes. 12/08/19 20:00:10	7

	OK, I admit it - the father was a coconut. Doctor, will I ever walk again?" 29/05/19 12:01:23	7

	The water in both tubs has completely evaporated while waiting months for caption.me to use this photo. 13/03/19 20:13:56	7

	"Stop, Frederick, the soldiers are coming!" "Well, OK, just the Minute Waltz, then." 07/02/19 8:06:12	1 7
"They're here- quick, get inside the piano!""We can't, Joseph's already in there- he's Haydn." --Michael Winner
	Someone's had a pooh in this suit. 01/01/19 8:02:16	7

	The Golden Globe awards were low-budget this year. 22/12/18 20:00:06	7

	Security precautions at the Texas School Book Depository when Trump does Dallas. 21/12/18 20:00:09	2 7
He won't go anywhere near a book. --Scrappy Doo
	Tracey was not really very good at playing air guitar. 13/12/18 8:00:13	7

	Told him not to smoke Marlboro Gold. 11/12/18 20:00:11	1 7
This guy should see a doctor or possibly a blacksmith. --Scrappy Doo
	"Diet Pepsi, please". 03/11/18 8:00:06	7

	I'm so glad I came! 16/09/18 20:00:17	7

	"Terry Gilliam, I presume?" 29/12/23 8:01:13	6

	"My wife said she really needed some incentive to lose weight - so I bought her a car." 02/06/23 8:06:42	6

	My mother always told me I should have my five a day. 31/03/23 12:00:10	6

	Student flat, three days into termtime. 01/03/23 12:01:16	6

	That toast is toast. 22/01/23 12:00:29	6

	De devil is in de tail. 16/09/22 8:00:20	6

	"What time's the funeral?" "Tooth-hurty." 14/09/22 12:01:59	6

	clever "Wow, that was some night with that pink elephant." 20/04/22 8:00:06	6

	"Happy Christmas, all you Democrats!" 12/12/21 12:00:17	1 6
Capitol caption --Glyn Evans
	"Can you get rid of that really strange looking character on the left, please?" 30/11/21 8:10:48	6

	"Yes, he stole both legs - they are black and hairy, and about this long." 28/10/21 8:00:18	6

	"Robbie, get your hand away from where your groin would be." "I can't help it, I'm dreaming of electric sheep." 06/07/21 20:06:57	6

	"Stop being so silly and get back in the pram." 24/04/21 12:03:18	6

	"Yes, I agreed to pose for Damien Hirst. Is there any reason why I shouldn't have done?" 19/02/21 12:01:34	6

	See level 14/02/21 8:01:45	6

	"You kids are going nowhere until Paul Vause turns up." 13/02/21 22:01:53	6

	"Dad, can I start shaving now?" 23/11/20 8:00:11	6

	Blimey - pass the deodorant. 15/10/20 12:00:21	6

	Bondage compulsory. Disco dancing strictly forbidden. 09/10/20 12:00:06	6

	He'd always wanted to try his hand at darts. 04/08/20 12:00:06	6

	Although Boris is supposed to be self-isolating, he still likes to maintain his iconic hairdo. 28/03/20 20:00:19	6

	My head is splitting. 29/11/19 8:08:24	6

	Candidates are gearing up for next year's Presidential election. 21/11/19 12:00:08	6

	OK, who's been feeding the elephants again? 13/11/19 12:20:12	6

	That guillotine really needs to be sharpened. 31/10/19 8:02:52	6

	lol Her sister's even friendlier - she goes around with a mattress fastened to her back. 18/10/19 8:00:12	1 6
I think I've met her: www.caption.me/437524 :^) --Crunchy Chords
	Good morning, Mr Weinstein. 18/09/19 9:12:15	1 6

	"So I said to him - no, no, listen, this is really funny! - I said - this was in reply to that thing he said - so I took a deep breath and I said..." "P*ss off." 02/09/19 8:00:57	2 6
Haha!Actually I think I would like it even better without the "p*ss off", just focusing on the talkative bird. :^)Crunchy (your voter) --Crunchy Chords
	We've tried and tried, but we can't get both our wheelchairs in there. 16/08/19 8:04:55	6

	No, don't pull the baby behind you - do what other mothers do, and push it ahead of you into the traffic. 13/08/19 8:43:11	6

	Bloody pavement cyclists, I've had a belly full of them. 05/07/19 8:00:43	6

	All six Flat Earth Societies were partly right. 23/02/19 8:02:51	6

	But you still cannot see Death approaching... 09/01/19 20:00:52	6

	"After the divorce, my other half got the car engine and the plough." 29/12/18 8:03:47	6

	"After that party last night, I feel as if all the stuffing has been knocked out of me." 12/12/18 20:00:07	6

	I hate the way all this Christmas stuff starts to appear even before Bonfire Night. 07/10/18 8:00:09	6

	That Coca-cola truck has seen better days. 17/03/24 8:00:23	5

	"Number Five, please can you move in a little bit closer? My bum is getting cold." 18/01/24 12:33:08	5

	"Blast! I've lost count." 10/09/23 8:00:59	5

	"God, it's been so long since I've seen you!" 29/07/23 8:00:52	5

	Gerald tried to ignore the ghost of a stewardess who had died in yesterday's plane crash. 01/07/23 12:10:22	5

	I'm on a strict diet - just one ham salad sandwich for lunch. 29/05/23 12:01:23, edited: 29/05/23 12:01:46	5

	"Dammit, I'm in deep shit." 16/03/23 8:21:00	5

	That'll take ages - it's already Mar. 11/03/23 8:00:06	5

	Nobody really minded Katy stealing road signs, but when she started collecting telegraph poles... 26/02/23 8:02:22	5

	I don't think I wish to be serviced by a chicken. 17/02/23 8:00:06	5

	"You mean you're going to EAT my baby?" 05/01/23 12:00:08	4 5
Yes. And then on Sunday... --Mr Dome
	It's as good a place as any to store them. 19/07/22 12:00:29	5

	"They don't like my music, and they didn't like my art. They just told me to get stuffed." 25/06/22 12:00:08	5

	"What are you doing in here? Can't you knock?" 19/05/22 12:05:28	5

	On Adventure With Rag'n'Bone Man 11/02/22 12:00:06	5

	Now I know why, whenever I go into a public loo, the floor is always wet. 11/01/22 12:02:37	5

	It has been a stressful year for us in 2021, although not as bad as 2020. Jocasta has taken up the cello, Vernon is understudying Ed Sheeran, and Damien is now old enough to shave. Wishing you all a very happy festive season and good health in 2022. 20/12/21 12:00:13	5

	Cabbage patch doll 12/12/21 8:00:05	5

	"You poor dear, it does look terribly painful. Have you tried witch-hazel?" 02/12/21 12:01:37	5

	"Touch them? I rubbed them all over with sanitiser!" 25/11/21 8:03:31	5

	Our glorious leader gives another rousing, inspiring speech. 27/08/21 8:00:29	5

	When your food really doesn't want to be Instagrammed. 16/08/21 12:00:29	1 5
"Say cheese, Cake." --Karyn Harrison
	"How much for the green alien growing out of your head?" 13/08/21 9:01:27	5

	"Kid, I wish your father had been interrupted at exactly this moment." 16/05/21 12:00:26	5

	"Philip??" 29/04/21 12:00:06	2 5
Either that, or Charles' chances. --SnapDragon D
	"Help me down, mate - I'm shitting bricks up here!" 09/04/21 8:02:13	5

	"OK, tomorrow you can come golfing with me - you'll suit it to a tee." 07/04/21 8:22:58	1 5
Is her name Peg? --Vivvy En
	"OMG, what was I drinking last night?" 10/03/21 8:02:36	5

	clever "Looks like we won't miss our plane after all." "No, we're going to hit it!" 20/02/21 22:02:20	5

	I do like watching a good juggler. 02/02/21 8:04:07	1 5
Cambridge Analytica juggling climate stats. --Mauris Iocus
	It's not often you see a Chinese alcoholic. 23/01/21 12:00:06	1 5
Easy to spot though... wokking crooked --Mauris Iocus
	"Watch out, mate, there's a low bridge ahead." 01/01/21 12:00:34	5

	Ooh, I really needed that wee. 31/12/20 8:09:42	5

	creative Alaskan opticians have a strange sense of humour. 27/11/20 12:00:11	5

	"Oh no - Celia's gone swimming with only one bra cup!" 25/10/20 12:06:26	1 5
Celia fate... --Ross Davidson
	Ku Klux Kanines 25/10/20 8:00:12	5

	It says "Dear John, I'm afraid I may have given you an infection." 05/10/20 20:03:13	5