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	Auntie establishment 06/11/18 8:45:15	16

	It really bugs me when he scrapes his nails down the whiteboard. 25/08/18 20:33:38	16

	Copycat 02/08/18 9:30:12	16

	Tinderella 05/10/17 20:31:30	1 16

	Mud Max 23/09/17 12:50:21	16

	Plastic surgery 15/07/17 12:04:43	16

	Think-tank 24/01/17 8:08:21	16

	lol clever Chairman Meow 14/10/16 20:42:15	16

	Alice in Wonderland 24/09/16 8:03:59	16

	lol clever "It's bitter outside." 15/06/16 20:17:18	16

	lol No holes barred 07/03/16 12:05:23	16

	"It's a four-meal drive." 23/01/16 12:22:47	16

	Lawn order 03/09/15 20:14:06	16

	clever 🎵 Swing Low, Meat Chariot 🎵 20/08/15 20:44:48	16

	Sundae lunch 04/07/15 12:09:16	16

	First draught 04/07/15 8:00:37	16

	He must be wearing Huggies Pull-Ups. 26/06/15 12:16:19	16

	creative Heneken 01/04/15 12:08:32	1 16
Excellent --Bad Boy Dennis.
	Culling card 06/03/15 12:52:43	16

	Jewrassic Park. 25/12/14 8:22:41	16

	Funnel vision. 17/10/14 12:14:20	16

	Confessions of a Window Cleaner. 02/07/14 8:55:24	16

	Carry Grant. 20/05/14 8:03:26	16

	"Don't put all your eggs in one casket." 24/04/14 13:03:52	16

	"Good Lordi! Is it time for the Eurovision Song Contest already?" 17/01/14 8:03:33	16

	creative Filly Graham. 23/11/13 12:50:21	16

	Pumping Zion. 16/06/13 8:05:24	16

	John decided to toss in the towel. 16/03/13 20:13:09	1 16
Wanker! --John Glover
	A bumper catch. 17/12/12 8:05:53	16

	"He's lost the plot." 19/09/12 8:15:01	16

	He wants directions to Canary Wharf. 09/05/12 20:02:33	1 16

	Log Warmers. 13/04/12 20:01:55	16

	They look like they haven't got a scare in the world. 08/09/14 20:59:16	15

	Scrapdragon. 17/08/14 12:44:47	15

	Sunni glasses. 12/08/14 8:04:46	15

	Hare-raid shelter. 02/08/14 20:09:49	15

	Señor citizens. 28/07/14 8:35:38	15

	Rooster's Millions. 27/07/14 20:00:52	15

	The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe malfunction. 06/07/14 12:00:57	15

	"They don't like it up 'em!" 30/05/14 12:00:58	15

	Tooth hake. 10/05/14 8:18:22	15

	Shrunken Goodhew. 05/12/13 8:24:54	15

	Gran Canaria. 17/09/13 20:12:40	15

	Club 18-30 stones. 18/06/13 8:25:37	15

	Richard had a head for tights. 08/03/13 12:50:03	15

	Magician's assistant urgently required. 28/11/12 20:22:41	15

	It is the only way that Dave's wife can stop him from going on caption.me 13/11/12 20:25:39	2 15

	Rob tries out his new mental detector. 09/11/12 8:20:15	15

	The Tragic Roundabout. 04/10/12 8:39:43	1 15

	Cheese on coast. 03/07/12 11:35:53	15

	Read It and Sweep. 16/06/12 20:14:11	15

	Park and Fried. 26/05/12 20:01:08	15

	Proceed with a caution. 08/04/12 20:16:58	15

	Fruits of the Forest. 22/02/12 11:29:33	15

	Blood Vessel. 22/01/12 11:30:24	15

	Mystic Mug 21/09/11 11:51:51	15

	Trunk and disorderly 21/04/24 12:22:57	15

	Rest in pieces 31/03/24 20:11:04	15

	Indognito 24/02/24 12:07:56	15

	Bed Leicester 15/02/24 12:15:01	15

	Four skin sausages 02/02/24 20:00:55	15

	Counter terrierist 07/12/23 12:13:41, edited: 07/12/23 12:14:03	15

	Wince Harry 27/06/23 12:02:55	15

	I think it's about time they changed their underplants. 01/10/22 12:27:41	15

	The Hound of the Basketvilles 13/09/22 10:02:48	15

	clever "Am I there yet, dad?" 14/02/22 12:12:28	1 15
I like this one. It's "New-Yorker-Caption Style": First, you pick up a cliche with your right hand ("Are we there yet, dad"). Then, you pick up the novel situation with your LEFT hand (a kid driving a car). And you look carefully at the clich... --Greg Curtis
	"Let them eat cack." 15/05/20 20:07:58	1 15
Or just eat cack. --Woofer 6
	clever ZZ Topiary 01/05/20 10:53:32	15

	clever TED Talks 17/04/20 8:59:45	15

	Vegilante 11/04/20 20:35:49	15

	clever Jizz hands 01/04/20 12:43:20	15

	..........just passing through. 21/10/19 10:07:03	15

	Steering meal 02/05/19 12:12:14	15

	"To the batshave!" 01/05/19 21:04:53	15

	One Manhood and His Dog. 28/02/19 12:21:03	15

	Kellogg's coin flakes 29/11/18 20:07:00	2 15
Now even higher in fiber! --Scrappy Doo
	Booty spot 24/07/18 12:24:35	15

	Zebra crossing 16/07/18 12:04:14	2 15
Simple but effective. I like it! --Pussy Galore
	Points of Ewe 12/06/18 12:01:36	15

	lol Doggy Parton 13/12/17 12:00:38	1 15
Workin' canine to five. --Dan Nicholls
	Rest in pizza 21/11/17 20:00:47	15

	Sweeney tot 02/11/17 12:10:46	15

	creative Moon River 29/09/17 12:34:49	15

	clever Little do they know that the quick brown fox is on his way. 06/09/17 13:14:22	15

	clever x2 The Exorsister 27/11/16 20:11:58	15

	The hippy couple 22/08/16 8:01:56	2 15
let's all rizla glass to... --Dan Nicholls
	Gagpuss 16/08/16 8:00:55	15

	Pilots should not be allowed to check their lottery tickets while in flight. 30/05/16 20:54:06	15

	clever Dave dropped a bombshell when he said he was quitting his job. 15/02/16 20:07:31	15

	Black pool tower 17/12/15 12:44:15	15

	Holy Ghost writer 12/10/15 12:01:12	15

	Love is in the air 04/09/15 12:04:19	15

	Chopin mall 30/07/15 20:20:55	15

	Prickled egg 22/06/15 12:00:15	15

	"Need help to write your captions sir?" 17/06/15 8:12:19	1 15
No thanks ill just look back over the old ones and use them. --mmmmm maybe
	Yet another leggy model featured on page 3 of Engineering Weekly. 22/05/15 12:56:44	15

	creative Biscuitball 24/01/15 20:03:53	1 15

	lol x3 Pongu's mates keep guard while he has a crap. 06/01/15 12:32:13	15

	Mother ship. 13/11/14 8:47:24	15

	Renault Lagoona. 01/11/14 13:03:59	15

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last comments (total: 591)

"It was the wurst of times.."

Karen McDonald

28/11/23
9:09pm

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An Ale of Two Titties [Tony Edwards]

Underrated!

[anon]

01/12/23
10:40pm

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"I said poultry for Christmas, not pole tree!" [Tony Edwards]

Yes, Jesus gave out free stuff so he could maintain a continuing flow of returning customers

Glyn Evans

22/12/23
9:18am

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Coca-Cola's version of 'The Feeding of the 5000'. [Tony Edwards]

Perhaps a nod to the comment on 20:01:54

[anon]

07/01/24
8:09am

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Turd class [Tony Edwards]

Taking a Cat Nap... After, climbing the 'Empurr' State Building.

[anon]

07/01/24
4:58pm

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Kitten Kong [Tony Edwards]

Yes, she is looking very 'Horny.'

[anon]

09/01/24
6:11am

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Katie has got sex on the brain. [Tony Edwards]

"With Legs of an "Armoire."

[anon]

21/01/24
2:55pm

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Kath has been going to the gym so long, that she's become part of the furniture. [Tony Edwards]

I feel a little sorry for Mon 09:00:33. Hey, wait a minute, that's mine...

[anon]

21/01/24
8:09pm

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Breast friends [Tony Edwards]

From last week? Or is this pre emptive of tomorrow morning?

I believe voting only lasts three days anon but I'm sure folk could band together and put some appreciative comments on it so you can get through the pain if you're feeling sorry about it 😥

Glyn Evans

21/01/24
8:14pm

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Breast friends [Tony Edwards]

Lol, forgot about the time zone issue, Glyn. Let's try 20:00:33 wink