What took Michael Jackson 3 patents and a harness to achieve took Eileen 4 shots and a martini.

Don't you hate it when old street lights start flashing?

Off camera, a circle of restrained OCD sufferers prepare to be released as the final bets are taken in this new, slightly controversial sport.

As one youth attempts a high-stage dive into a crowd surf, onlooking psychologists agree; Guitar Hero causes delusions of grandeur.

As the EU expands, Albania is almost finished preparing for the EU delegation meeting.

Forest fire or no forest fire, Jim was NOT missing the football.

As a sudden solution for global warming is found, ocean recession caught many people by surprise.

One more carrot, and the 'not so innocent' smoothie snowman would be complete.

Never, EVER try to placate a robot with pancakes. Always use Pi.

The milkman was very impressed with Garfield's karate

Mama Dolmio's "Secret ingredient".

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Molar bears

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come on man where are the votes for this wee number?

Craig Eddie

05/06/11
01:31pm

the British: hiding behind a Pole every time theres real work to do.

Wheel of Impending Misfortune

The chinese took 'Finding Nemo' as a national challenge.

Sometimes working the dead shift at the morgue requires a 'stiff' drink.

North Korea's new defence system - Healthy eating to outlive the capitalist nations.

What many do not realise is that Cheeses was the second son of God, being preceded by Edam.

beneath the covers, Bob waits silently for the classic 'zombie' surprise.

Sister Mary was wrong to assume she could placate the Daleks like she did the Reverend.

She's certainly boulder then your normal woman on the high street.

pandamonium

why grown men need wives:
1) Taking out the garbage becomes a near death experience
2) odd socks

Lessons to be learnt: DO NOT default on your electrical bill.

Sexy math;

Skittles + LSD + realdoll = fig 1.

As they made their way up the hill, the neo-pagan wedding party were getting quite attached to the sacrificial cow.

Auyepivo's caters only to the most beautiful people. Those who don't mind stripping down for fittings out in broad daylight.

4 down, Three letters... middle letter's E, clue is 'Pisses off bulls'

E.T. 2: Race to Save The Arctic.

Disney bioimagineers are really going all out on 103 Dalmations.

David felt it rather unfair when Goliath decided to use a slingshot too.

when Japan froze over, it was quickly found that those modern buildings made great ski ramps, and sumo's don't need warm clothing.

Steve suddenly realised his towel left little room to hide the Rohypnol bottle...

Many thought it was unfair to allow Medusa to play as a striker in the premier league.

The bright side of life takes a turn for the worst.

Candyfloss monster continues his epic rampage.

Pimp my breakfast got a little out of hand...

Me - Axe.
Whoever decided to take marks of me for 'tactical voting' when i barely post - chair.

Icicle forms as man drools sleeping in snowstorm.

The trick is to sneak up on the fish...

For some, eight hours sleep is a cause for celebration.

Tim, don't try the chocolate its disgusting.

Nuclear winter, and the Blackpool firemen try to pull another frozen skinny dipper out of the hole he cut in the ice.

The invisible man is a bloody pest when he tries mechanics.

The Banana Split wasn't quite the breakdancing move they imagined it would be.

Being an only child, John's mother had instilled in him the key values in household life: good pyjama choice.

at the spidey-themed 'heroes and villains' paintball, there was a gross inequality in the teams.

Yesterday there were two bunnies.

Man, the quarterback really needs to cut down the steroids.

Or buy a razor.

So, you think that just because you're 45 it is okay to just go off and get married without our input?