What took Michael Jackson 3 patents and a harness to achieve took Eileen 4 shots and a martini.

16/02/09 11:35:14

Don't you hate it when old street lights start flashing?

23/11/09 21:38:07

Off camera, a circle of restrained OCD sufferers prepare to be released as the final bets are taken in this new, slightly controversial sport.

08/12/08 8:25:15

As one youth attempts a high-stage dive into a crowd surf, onlooking psychologists agree; Guitar Hero causes delusions of grandeur.

27/11/08 15:50:24

As the EU expands, Albania is almost finished preparing for the EU delegation meeting.

17/11/08 19:45:27

Forest fire or no forest fire, Jim was NOT missing the football.

30/04/09 15:29:37

As a sudden solution for global warming is found, ocean recession caught many people by surprise.

14/02/09 18:18:09

One more carrot, and the 'not so innocent' smoothie snowman would be complete.

04/02/09 19:52:10

Never, EVER try to placate a robot with pancakes. Always use Pi.

01/02/09 17:45:04

The milkman was very impressed with Garfield's karate

23/11/08 11:13:04

Oh god, that's disgusting. I mean seriously, Coral?

16/04/12 12:30:49

Mama Dolmio's "Secret ingredient".

21/11/11 22:35:05

Molar bears

02/06/11 19:10:19

the British: hiding behind a Pole every time theres real work to do.

14/11/09 21:51:00

Wheel of Impending Misfortune

14/11/09 21:49:21

The chinese took 'Finding Nemo' as a national challenge.

03/07/09 16:47:21

Sometimes working the dead shift at the morgue requires a 'stiff' drink.

25/06/09 7:52:31

North Korea's new defence system - Healthy eating to outlive the capitalist nations.

30/05/09 17:10:37

What many do not realise is that Cheeses was the second son of God, being preceded by Edam.

14/02/09 18:20:34

beneath the covers, Bob waits silently for the classic 'zombie' surprise.

25/01/09 13:07:44

Sister Mary was wrong to assume she could placate the Daleks like she did the Reverend.

02/01/09 13:57:59

She's certainly boulder then your normal woman on the high street.

16/12/08 21:51:26

pandamonium

13/12/08 9:00:15

why grown men need wives:
1) Taking out the garbage becomes a near death experience
2) odd socks

10/12/08 14:47:05

Lessons to be learnt: DO NOT default on your electrical bill.

28/11/08 18:58:25

Sexy math;

Skittles + LSD + realdoll = fig 1.

24/11/08 16:38:16

As they made their way up the hill, the neo-pagan wedding party were getting quite attached to the sacrificial cow.

16/11/08 16:01:14

Auyepivo's caters only to the most beautiful people. Those who don't mind stripping down for fittings out in broad daylight.

16/11/08 9:46:43

4 down, Three letters... middle letter's E, clue is 'Pisses off bulls'

14/11/08 23:11:04

E.T. 2: Race to Save The Arctic.

03/11/08 7:48:32

This is what internet chat rooms are composed of.

25/04/12 11:06:22

Disney bioimagineers are really going all out on 103 Dalmations.

31/05/11 12:23:51

Strawberry Shortcake Racing, now available on Wii U.

07/04/13 21:52:14

Caution: Old Couples Dogging.

02/02/13 0:42:50

These burgers are HOW OLD!?

02/02/13 0:41:51