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	With his license revoked, Dave got creative about picking up his daughter from daycare. 09/01/24 20:10:46	10

	Probably should've told him the sun's been cooking that rock all day. 23/12/23 22:27:04	9

	Not the Hunger Games prequel I was expecting... 19/11/23 20:17:52	8

	“YAY - WEEE SCORED!!!” 04/04/24 20:08:15	7

	THE SIMPSANDS 05/12/23 15:56:57	1 7

	🎵"Don't be Ghoul..."🎵 22/03/24 14:52:52	6

	A-TILL-a the Hen 07/02/24 20:45:31	1 6

	He's Soda Pressed 24/01/24 20:00:58	6

	It was a Temp Job 30/11/23 19:53:09	6

	JETRIS 03/03/24 0:13:28	5

	"NO NO - I SAID SIT!!!!!" 17/04/24 20:34:18	4

	Dave was hoping he was the Caption Contest Wiener! 30/03/24 18:54:08	4

	"This guy's an ogre!" "That's Putin it lightly" 08/03/24 17:37:54	4

	Croc-a-Nudal-Dude 02/01/24 20:21:44	4

	Taj MaHat 11/10/23 20:32:49	4

	Dutch Ado About Nothing 01/04/24 15:42:35	3

	Dave didn't care for the terms of his witness relocation program 28/03/24 18:58:22	3

	Just when you thought the PANdemic was over... 18/03/24 20:15:25	3

	The assembly instructions, like the car, are hard to follow. 26/02/24 16:36:04	3

	I remember when he was a wee scallion! 13/02/24 23:05:39	3

	Wow these new fashions are WILD!! 08/02/24 23:14:25	1 3

	Cinder-ALE-a 28/01/24 20:15:02	3

	Edward Scissorhands was NOT amused at his replacement appendage. 10/01/24 16:16:25	2 3
At least he can cook sausages, with scissors he's only able to snip between the links. --Glyn Evans
	"Okay OKAY - I'll stop complaining about the noises up above!!!" 30/12/23 4:46:36	3

	Certainly not clothes-minded about death 08/11/23 19:21:08	3

	"Explains the huge smelly bubbles we've been seein'." 01/11/23 15:42:56	3

	Part of a well-rounded breakfast 27/10/23 5:09:15	3

	An upSCALE apartment, indeed! 29/03/24 4:12:32	2

	Teach a man to fish, he can eat for life. Teach a fish to walk, it dies. 16/03/24 16:16:15	2

	WHO ruffled YOUR feathers?!? 13/03/24 18:57:29	1 2

	What a snack! 11/03/24 15:04:50	2

	With Greta EVERY day is W(h)inesday! 20/02/24 17:03:12, edited: 20/02/24 17:03:41	2

	Buy 9 pets and your 10th one is FREE! 19/02/24 15:25:45	2

	Virtue-Roll Reality 30/12/23 4:45:01	2

	This is what happens when you try to stare at your ass 23/12/23 22:28:39	2

	"Bear with me here" 20/12/23 22:06:07	2

	Pedigreeting 14/12/23 16:30:28	1 2

	Oh Come All Ye Faithless 03/12/23 18:33:51	2

	"Um yes, Can I please have the 64 Leg Meal?" 22/10/23 18:54:14	2

	Herb was so gullible 19/10/23 16:58:55	2

	Hair-le-lujah! 16/10/23 16:18:24	2

	Time to log out 12/10/23 18:09:38	2

	The donut shop was the WORST place to rob, considering all the cops present 27/09/23 17:56:25	1 2

	"Look at the bird up in the sky!" 27/09/23 0:58:48	2

	clever I think he needs to tug the right sideburn a bit. 25/09/23 22:10:54	2

	THIS is the title you came up with for my biography?!? 15/09/23 18:24:37	2

	When your Scottish kid likes to play with his food Thu 15:52:37	1

	The tape reads: "Caution: Do Not Cross Your Co-Workers" Tue 14:54:48	1

	"I need G-cups, please" 16/04/24 20:53:45	1

	Dave thought this plant could use a bit of rein. 03/04/24 22:15:48	1

	Oo-Oo-Uber, Eee-Eee Eats 03/04/24 22:07:11	1

	"Doc - I just came in for a sore throat." 02/04/24 17:13:33	1

	Lasers will be added later in the post-production of this scene from The Meowtrix 31/03/24 6:09:36	1

	It took awhile, but the tortoise got on board 28/03/24 18:48:43	1

	"Hey mum - look what we erected!!" 22/03/24 22:23:06	1

	Dave laid on the charm, but she was stone cold 22/03/24 14:50:20	1

	“We just figured we’d crash here for the night.” 21/03/24 4:53:26	1

	“I’m bummed - they’re all out of Gravi-Tea.” 21/03/24 4:48:55	1

	"Best Roo out of Three" 19/03/24 20:41:23	1

	Bawl of the Wild 19/03/24 13:24:33	1

	“Clear for piss off” 19/03/24 13:19:05	1

	"Someone get the KY..." 18/03/24 12:51:56	1

	Free Underground Parking 14/03/24 14:51:06	1

	"At least it wasn't skeletons!" 13/03/24 18:53:42	1

	The Goldtune Girls 05/03/24 18:33:25	1

	"We'll have a blue Christmas without you..." 04/03/24 16:14:32	1

	Pour woman! 26/02/24 21:25:10	1

	"That one's a keeper" 16/02/24 22:23:44	1

	"Let's go smash some sh*t!" 15/02/24 18:08:59	1

	♬ "My Chair-y Amourrrr..."♬ 13/02/24 17:28:21	1

	This fish is not to scale 12/02/24 15:13:46	1

	The emergency airbags weren't enough to avert this utter fashion disaster. 31/01/24 20:50:23	1

	Finding shoes that fit would be quite the feat 28/01/24 6:49:06, edited: 28/01/24 6:49:17	1

	"Would you rather me leave you another kind of pile?" 23/01/24 17:38:23	1

	What happens at daycare after the parents leave. 22/01/24 16:07:32	1

	A well-bred cat. 09/01/24 20:06:49, edited: 22/01/24 21:22:39, suggested edits	1

	"Oh Danny Boyyyyyy - the pipes, the pipes are calling..." 08/01/24 16:02:33	1

	"Ah - now I see why they call it 'Butthole Forrest'!" 02/01/24 15:58:15	1

	Bustin' LOOse 30/12/23 5:14:55	1

	Bath & Full-Bodied Works 30/12/23 5:11:07	1

	He needs all the support he can get 26/12/23 18:43:51	1

	My wife got into Soaps early... 23/12/23 22:40:03	1

	S-NO-w work was done on that day... 30/11/23 19:52:11	1

	Senior Sit-A-Zoom 28/11/23 15:49:06	1

	"Beardly beloved, we are gathered here today..." 22/11/23 20:29:27	1

	Stephen King's less well-received cinematic adaptation: Seniors of the Corn 14/11/23 17:31:56	1

	Artoo Deep Too 13/11/23 16:07:32	1

	When you need to break in because you haven't any keys 09/11/23 20:36:35	1

	Bread and Breakfast 09/11/23 20:33:16	1

	She wanted to be WINED and dined. One of out two ain't bad. 03/11/23 16:03:41	1

	She's STRIKING!!! 03/11/23 16:02:38	1

	Caught 'em brown handed!! 03/11/23 15:58:57	1

	The moment Mark Hamill realized what the script meant by “Makin’ Bacon” Fri 0:23:26	0

	The OldFartcracker Suite Thu 15:50:07	0

	Those are clearly bootleg Thu 5:53:13, edited: Thu 15:47:46	0

	The Dark Lord of the Pitch Thu 5:50:35	0

	Seems they all got cat called Thu 5:48:21	0

	I told my wife to stop judging me when I eat sweets and THIS is what I walk into?!? Tue 20:23:02, edited: Tue 23:29:19	0

	Statute of (Pensive) Limitations Tue 14:57:59	0

	"Why do they call them a 'Flat'?" "Just wait..." Mon 22:43:39	0

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"Dough 'Not" Pass GO... Go Directly to JAIL.

[anon]

27/09/23
6:00pm

comment on caption:
The donut shop was the WORST place to rob, considering all the cops present [Johnny Goode]

I'm not really Saxsquatch, but I love this guy! Got to see him perform (outside) during the pandemic and it was one thing that got me through that whole mess.

(photo author)

05/12/23
5:36pm

comment on photo:

"Doh'zing" in the Sun.

[anon]

06/12/23
7:29pm

comment on caption:
THE SIMPSANDS [Johnny Goode]

"Your Claws aren't Sharp at all... you got a Pedicure, too?"

[anon]

14/12/23
8:45pm

comment on caption:
Pedigreeting [Johnny Goode]

At least he can cook sausages, with scissors he's only able to snip between the links.