If only there were some kind of road sign to warn us of such occurrences.

10/05/11 14:24:34

In other news, a 12 foot 6 kidnapper has abducted a young lass who is 4 foot 3 with blonde hair....Police are searching high and low.

10/05/11 13:02:18

... Peter Crouch finally scored ...

10/05/11 19:11:18

At least he's not wearing his kilt today.

10/05/11 16:50:28

I'm Stilt Standing

10/05/11 13:18:24

Christine's chances of a real relationship were looking up.

10/05/11 11:35:16

her love life is looking up

09/09/11 22:09:30

Peter Crouch was once asked what he would be if he wasn't a footballer.
"A virgin." he replied.

10/05/11 16:20:03

Daddy Longlegs and Lady Bird

10/05/11 11:01:41