"Hey, I don't mean to boast, but let's just say they put a 'choking hazard' sticker on my box".

13/10/09 15:25:59

Craig suggested they take things to the sofa; he didn't much like floorplay.

13/10/09 23:24:56

Unfortunately they never got any further as neither of them were able to make the first move.

13/10/09 14:29:22

"Do you have protection?"
"Yes, I have no genitalia"

13/10/09 12:12:53

He thought it was all over when she pulled his string and heard….“Hi, I’m Sergio…and I only have a three-inch Penis”.

But it was definitely all over when he pulled hers and heard….”So have I”.

16/10/09 19:14:56

”THUNDERBIRDS ARE G….”
“Hang on, dad, give us another ten minutes”

13/10/09 11:41:10

So near - yet sofa.

13/10/09 11:24:28