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Ian Skelding Vote score: 18863Ian Skelding

Kellmoggs

Tue 20:52:40

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18916John Llamas

I googled cock and pussy

Tue 20:43:27

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6065Pussy Galore

“I have to say, our cat really rules the roost.”

Tue 20:02:29

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10172Dan Nicholls

The fowl and the pussycat went to sea... look what happened! Who knew quince was an aphrodisiac?

Tue 20:30:21

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4634Glyn Evans

"I'm returning this animal because not only does it claw the fuck out of the furniture it crows every morning at sunrise."

Tue 20:19:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10172Dan Nicholls

What came first? The kitten or the egg?

Tue 21:41:08

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5379Ron Allan

Specially bred for Korean KFC's

Tue 21:14:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26422Tony Edwards

Cock-a-doodle-miaow

Tue 20:04:30

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2025Chris Keegan

Given that human life is dependent on a cock meeting a pussy it's interesting how things could have evolved.

Tue 20:02:43

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6065Pussy Galore

“It’s like this, doctor, there’s puss coming out of my cock.”

Tue 20:00:47

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3324C CaMel

Finally I can stroke my pecker in public.

Wed 6:14:42

 
Pete  Vote score: 18117Pete

Moghorn Leghorn.

Tue 20:29:50

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 175Carey Sutton

Evan as a chick I knew I was born into the wrong body.

Wed 11:51:53

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 72J Gaskill

What do cat's taste like?

Wed 8:46:07

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4836Greg Curtis

"When Snowball plays 'cat and mouse,' his head is in the game."

Wed 0:45:20

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3324C CaMel

Pride Cock

Tue 23:31:15

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6065Pussy Galore

Snowy was in a fowl mood. His body wanted to sleep late, but his head had other ideas. Still, he kept his pecker up.

Tue 22:46:41

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 15Sam Cass

The kitten has come home to roost.

Tue 22:27:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8504Neil Mackenzie

No wonder he's pissed, he can't lick his testicles.

Tue 22:25:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4819Mr Dome

After being reincarnated as crossed species, Dave was a little perturbed that his best mate Mick had returned as a Centaur

Tue 22:24:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4819Mr Dome

Mohicat

Tue 22:11:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2631Vivvy En

I told Tom not to mess around with the chicks. Now wattle he doodle-do?

Tue 21:25:30

 
Pete  Vote score: 18117Pete

More Tomfowlery on caption.me

Tue 21:08:42

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7620Leroy Brown

What ever it is, it looks like a cross breed

Tue 20:58:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2631Vivvy En

♪ What's new pussycat? ♪
♪Crow, crow, crow, crow-crow ♪

Tue 20:55:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18863Ian Skelding

Spurrs

Tue 20:47:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2025Chris Keegan

It's constantly getting into a right cat flap

Tue 20:41:35

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17400John Glover

"I told you not to let our Billy play with that Frankenstein kid down the road."

Tue 20:27:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5504Vanessa the Guesser

Tom Crows

Tue 20:27:04

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 142Karyn Harrison

🎵 That cat's something I can't explain. 🎵

(Lucifer Sam by Pink Floyd)

Tue 20:26:45

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 332Tina Flowers

A Cockbillbattypuss.

Tue 20:18:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4720Hercules Rockefeller

"I just heard about the accident. How's your cock feline?"

Tue 20:17:55

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 332Tina Flowers

Cockycat

Tue 20:15:52

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4634Glyn Evans

Evil mastermind cat thinks* "This will get me closer to the pigeons...muhuhuhuhaha!"

Tue 20:15:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5504Vanessa the Guesser

I suspect my cat's a cereal killer.

Tue 20:11:21

 
stone face Vote score: 1217stone face

Catacombs.

Tue 20:06:59

 
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