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Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program.
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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4666Hercules Rockefeller

Dave was slowly adjusting to life in the Witless Protection Program.

11/07/18 20:34:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9917Dan Nicholls

"I mean it's fine, it's just one I personally wouldn't use on my passport".

11/07/18 21:54:32

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5850Pussy Galore

"Doris? You're painting your nails BLACK?! You needn't think I'm going anywhere with you looking like that!"

11/07/18 22:31:14

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4516Paul Reeve

IT’S COMING HOME

11/07/18 20:01:33

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Damn, and I thought We'd kicked him out for good. --John Glover
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 266Tina Flowers

Little shop of horror.

11/07/18 21:16:21

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10007Smuldo

"Just done 72 hours straight on caption.me..."

11/07/18 20:37:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8401Neil Mackenzie

Carol protested the word is sexist. She says it should be spelt "Dewomented."

13/07/18 7:36:42

 
larry G. Vote score: 1007larry G.

"Hi, I'm Derel-ict. I date your daughter."

12/07/18 21:10:24

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 70Kriscat D

Azkaban wasn't the greatest of holiday resorts

12/07/18 19:46:36

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 70Kriscat D

Damian joins Tinder in the hope of meeting a nice ghoul

12/07/18 19:43:29

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 70Kriscat D

♫ Ghouls just wanna have fun

12/07/18 19:36:05

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 70Kriscat D

Should've gone to spector's savers

12/07/18 19:35:33

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 70Kriscat D

♫ Le Freak - so chic

12/07/18 19:35:09

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5850Pussy Galore

"No, I didn't get dressed with my eyes closed. The bulb's gone in my bedroom light."

12/07/18 16:18:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4650Mr Dome

It’s a bit harsh on the Americans

12/07/18 6:30:48

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 93Carey Sutton

Hello ladies my name is Gorey NO that's disgusting no Gross, you're eating Chicken in my shop , I'm going to be sick for ever.

11/07/18 23:44:48

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 58J Gaskill

Surfaced images of Andy Bernard's Cornell years

11/07/18 23:33:20

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 58J Gaskill

"That's probably one line too many. How about you stop now, kyle."

11/07/18 23:31:28

 
stone face Vote score: 1012stone face

Hmmm...She's a bit of all wrong.

11/07/18 23:27:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4725Greg Curtis

"David is our leading 'Customer Service Wreck.' "

11/07/18 22:53:01

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5850Pussy Galore

"Samantha, darling, when are we going to meet your new boyfriend? Anyone would think you didn't want us to meet him."

11/07/18 22:15:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 822Dave Bryan

''Let us satisfy your demented needs with our delicious spicy chicken.''

11/07/18 22:02:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9917Dan Nicholls

"...and this is our work experience lad, Steve. Hey Steve, have you done that photocopying I asked for? Steve? STEVE! What is that smell?"
"I made a trouser accident."

11/07/18 21:56:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17296John Glover

Mutilation, torture, water boarding, humiliation, extreme pain. Phone The White House and ask for DONALD.

11/07/18 21:01:58

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4725Greg Curtis

"How can I help, ma'am? I'm at your cervix."

11/07/18 20:14:20

 
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