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Ian Skelding Vote score: 18529Ian Skelding

"We're unable to come over Mum."

10/03/18 15:10:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1800Chris Keegan

Dam! They've sold out of the shark infested ones...

10/03/18 12:09:46

 
Hannah Jones Vote score: 65Hannah Jones

Motherfucker?!?!

10/03/18 12:33:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9696Dan Nicholls

"Thank you darling", said Katie Hopkins' mum "now if you could just invent a time machine, I would really be happy..."

10/03/18 16:03:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1800Chris Keegan

This sort of retail merchandising should be condomed

10/03/18 12:05:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20217Michael Winner

"Finally, an aisle for me", thought Oedipus.

10/03/18 15:14:34

 
Stubby Holder Stubby Holder

Durex and nicorette together. Would save a lot of time if cheap vodka was on the top shelf.

10/03/18 18:48:40

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9696Dan Nicholls

That's bound to rubber up the wrong way!

10/03/18 16:01:37

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18746John Llamas

Tired of receiving incense sticks .... why not try incest sticks

10/03/18 14:09:22

 
Cat Hore Cat Hore

"Thank you, sweetheart, but after your sister there really is no need."

08/06/18 15:01:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8365Neil Mackenzie

I would have thought it should read Merci Maman, because it is a French Letter.

12/03/18 0:16:28

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 149Gavin Smithers

She'll love these kits- help her create her own collection of hard centres with a cream filling, sealed inside a smooth coating which won't melt in the mouth.

11/03/18 0:34:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4654Greg Curtis

" 'scuse me, do you have a fitting room?"

10/03/18 19:35:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4579Mr Dome

And for Easter I’ll get you some of those love eggs I heard you telling Dad about

10/03/18 18:36:12

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 598Crunchy Chords

Buy one, get one Oedipal Underwear

10/03/18 17:27:04

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Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5172Tosser Wivlov

These are from me. Dad will give you the rest.

10/03/18 15:19:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17151John Glover

I was going to caption this, but I couldn't be fu**ed.

10/03/18 14:15:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 671Dave Bryan

Caption site hit by product placement scandal

10/03/18 13:55:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17151John Glover

"Packets of three are for you youngsters and a good night out."
"Packets of twelve, for us married men. January, February, March, April, May etc.."

10/03/18 13:45:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30775Welsh Rarebit

It is Mothering Funday after all.

10/03/18 13:08:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 30775Welsh Rarebit

"Thanks son, I've always wanted one of those kits that make balloon animals"

10/03/18 12:53:46

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4510Glyn Evans

"We've got you these as we don't want you smoking and we don't want you having unprotected sex" they told their Mum.

10/03/18 12:45:47

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 174Paul Gledhill

Thanks mum.... I love being an only child

10/03/18 12:21:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5156Vanessa the Guesser

Parental guidance required.

10/03/18 12:12:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5156Vanessa the Guesser

But would it tickle her fancy?

10/03/18 12:06:12

 
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