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C CaMel Vote score: 1789C CaMel

Crack shot

08/08/17 12:11:29

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7850Dan Nicholls

Fire in the hole!

08/08/17 13:36:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16655Ian Skelding

Rifle butt

08/08/17 12:00:42

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17635John Llamas

Riding shotgun

08/08/17 12:10:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23963Tony Edwards

A weapon of ass destruction.

08/08/17 12:13:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15257John Glover

Just a part of my arse an all.

08/08/17 12:50:31

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2911Stephen Paterson

Pump Action?

08/08/17 12:02:03

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4148Paul Reeve

Although Dave had had many medical checkups, doctors were still baffled as to why he was suffering from shooting pains in the bottom.

08/08/17 12:43:55

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4148Paul Reeve

Ammunition dump.

08/08/17 12:25:39

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2633Mr Dome

Dave liked a big hard shaft to shoot off in his ass

08/08/17 12:24:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18703Michael Winner

Browning? Yeah, probably.

08/08/17 12:24:03

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2911Stephen Paterson

Shot in the line of Doody

08/08/17 12:18:10

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 360Richard Burns

This officer was one of the more intelligent ones. He got promoted to sheriff and now heads the CIA from a chair with a special inflatable cushion.

09/08/17 9:44:15

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3083Kenny Ireland

Shooting stick.

08/08/17 17:38:15

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3710Pussy Galore

Don't worry, he won't give you any trouble - we've got him over a barrel.

08/08/17 16:51:11

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2182GeeDee

Dave's really Anal about Guns

08/08/17 16:22:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18703Michael Winner

"This week, on 'Extreme Proctology'..."

08/08/17 12:59:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27671Welsh Rarebit

"I've also got a pisstol."

08/08/17 12:34:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23963Tony Edwards

Gunorrhoea

08/08/17 12:25:08

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2911Stephen Paterson

Enema of the State

08/08/17 12:20:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18703Michael Winner

"Here's my pitch- imagine C.S.I, A&E and America's Funniest Home Videos rolled into one..."

08/08/17 12:19:25

 
Pete  Vote score: 15446Pete

That's a bit drastic. He should try Preparation H first.

08/08/17 12:15:05

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5311Ron Allan

Thirty seconds later President Trump was rushed to casualty but surgeon's could do nothing after such severe brain trauma

08/08/17 12:03:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16655Ian Skelding

A shitgun

08/08/17 12:01:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27671Welsh Rarebit

Die-arrhoea

08/08/17 12:00:17

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 544Glad You Remember

After each caption comes a rim shot.

10/08/17 9:17:58

 
Ste Holland Ste Holland

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody back doors off!"

09/08/17 0:08:33

 
larry G. Vote score: 872larry G.

"Get the lead out of your ass and get to work!"

08/08/17 23:06:20

 
Smuldo Vote score: 9288Smuldo

Napoleon Blown-apart.

08/08/17 18:34:22

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3085Paul Woolley

Carlsberg don't make laxatives...

08/08/17 18:11:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7574Neil Mackenzie

Sitting on the cold steel triggered his piles.

08/08/17 17:26:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3710Pussy Galore

There are easier ways to get rid of tapeworms.

08/08/17 16:53:47

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2182GeeDee

Bullseye

08/08/17 16:23:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2949Vanessa the Guesser

Fanny Get Your Gun

08/08/17 13:33:31

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3083Kenny Ireland

Billy was more used to sitting on a colt.

08/08/17 13:15:24

 
Mark England Vote score: 12254Mark England

It must be a pellet gun

08/08/17 13:05:32

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4358Hercules Rockefeller

"There goes Rod, shooting the shit again."

08/08/17 12:51:37

 
Pete  Vote score: 15446Pete

♫ They Shoot Arses, Don't They? ♫

08/08/17 12:28:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18703Michael Winner

Scatterbum.

08/08/17 12:25:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2633Mr Dome

It a sight for sore eyes

08/08/17 12:24:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18703Michael Winner

They say you are what you eat- which is partly why his arse later resembled a donut.

08/08/17 12:21:39

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4148Paul Reeve

Police Skidmarksman

08/08/17 12:19:52

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17635John Llamas

knock, shock and two stinking barrels

08/08/17 12:18:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2949Vanessa the Guesser

Uzi 'ell put that there?

08/08/17 12:06:48

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17635John Llamas

Since joining the force, Tom accepted rifling through the drawers as just part of the job.

08/08/17 12:05:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 27671Welsh Rarebit

"I'm bullet-poof"

08/08/17 12:01:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7850Dan Nicholls

Gary was REALLY fed up with his constipation.

08/08/17 12:00:05

 
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