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John  Glover Vote score: 15920John Glover

"Arghh, I said I wanted it to look virginal not vaginal!"

07/08/17 21:55:17

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18176John Llamas

Reduced - 25% off, due to nasty gash in dress.

07/08/17 20:38:01

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5345Ron Allan

ah yes..the infamous slit dress

07/08/17 20:06:55

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 922Helen Llamas

"The dress is here," said the Bride in case he couldn't find it.

07/08/17 22:11:11

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4333Paul Reeve

" When I asked for a couple of flaps in the dress I think you misunderstood me."

07/08/17 19:28:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

A labia of love.

07/08/17 19:01:23

 
Pete  Vote score: 16380Pete

As featured on 'My Big Twat Gypsy Wedding'.

07/08/17 20:50:49

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4339Greg Curtis

"This one's not for sale. Someone already snatched it."

07/08/17 20:32:42

 
Pete  Vote score: 16380Pete

You should see the size of her ring.

07/08/17 20:17:28

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 551Glad You Remember

What's a wedding without clits and clamour?

07/08/17 20:07:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15920John Glover

"Ah, that's why the groom's trousers has got three legs?"

07/08/17 19:14:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 24959Tony Edwards

Interior design

07/08/17 19:59:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

"Will you cover it up, it's going to attract all the local male baboon population."

07/08/17 19:36:52

 
Ivana  Jerkuov Vote score: 27Ivana Jerkuov

This is what I get for asking a cockney seamstress to replicate a Gwen Stephanie.

07/08/17 23:39:15

 
Ivana  Jerkuov Vote score: 27Ivana Jerkuov

My weddings ruined there's a stain on my dress................. I'm sorry madam there was a cock up at the factory!

07/08/17 23:25:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3398Mr Dome

Yes it's nicknamed the Donald Trump dress because everyone shouts 'WHAT A MASSIVE TWAT'

07/08/17 23:08:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3398Mr Dome

Do you, Jane Porter, take Tantor to be your lawfully wedded Husband?

07/08/17 23:02:01

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

The wedding was ruined because the bride was the victim of a smear campaign.

07/08/17 22:41:34

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2991Stephen Paterson

Holy Mottrimony!

07/08/17 19:55:09

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4333Paul Reeve

Something borrowed something blue.

07/08/17 19:41:36

 
Pete  Vote score: 16380Pete

Pussy Galore's wedding dress.

To James Bond of course.

07/08/17 19:33:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

"Will you do something about that dress, it's got bits on it."

07/08/17 19:11:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

"I must be a twat to get married"

07/08/17 19:00:22

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 551Glad You Remember

Good luck getting the confetti out.

10/08/17 8:06:15

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3214Kenny Ireland

...and the groom wore a ballgown.

08/08/17 12:07:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3398Mr Dome

Her groom-to-be never turned up at the church and she was just stood there gaping

07/08/17 23:06:54

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

When choosing a wedding gown, always be sure to emphasise your best features.

07/08/17 22:33:07

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 922Helen Llamas

"I said you needed a lobotomy to marry that dick not labiaplasty!"

07/08/17 22:14:38

 
Helen Llamas Vote score: 922Helen Llamas

It was a Brazilian bride.

07/08/17 22:08:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

♫ "I'm getting married in the moaning..." ♫

07/08/17 21:56:58

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2401GeeDee

Dressed to Thrill

07/08/17 21:56:44

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4593Pussy Galore

I understand she's marrying a gynaecologist.

07/08/17 21:17:38

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18176John Llamas

Ellie subtly let me know that pearl necklaces weren't her thing.

07/08/17 21:11:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

"Keep your dirty fingers off my dress!"

07/08/17 21:05:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

"Mummy, why is E.T peeping out from your dress?"

07/08/17 20:54:37

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4339Greg Curtis

"If it's irreverent, it will be a blast-fah-ME."

07/08/17 20:41:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8627Dan Nicholls

Not being funny love that dress makes you look like a right c*nt

07/08/17 20:36:08

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 551Glad You Remember

if you're the MarryING typE

07/08/17 20:26:50

 
Mark England Vote score: 12756Mark England

The bride had the dress made to please her groom, who had a fetish for Frottage.

07/08/17 20:22:39

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2991Stephen Paterson

"Giggity".

07/08/17 20:21:39

 
Mark England Vote score: 12756Mark England

On seeing the dress, the groom asked "Are you sure that you're a virgin?"

07/08/17 20:16:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3906Vanessa the Guesser

Dressed up to the sixty-nines

07/08/17 20:14:26

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2991Stephen Paterson

In this week's HELLO Hello hello Magazine...

07/08/17 20:03:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19448Michael Winner

"I didn't want you to be feel disappointed or inadequate, so I had it made actual size."

07/08/17 19:50:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15920John Glover

The vicar was not too sure about the dress and is only giving the couple lip service.

07/08/17 19:17:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15920John Glover

Fannytastic.

07/08/17 19:08:15

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1520Tracey Sarge

"Cinderella..you shall go to the balls"

07/08/17 19:07:53

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4057Chris Halliwell

I expect she'll be Groomed in the none to distant future.

07/08/17 19:02:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17415Ian Skelding

Privates party dress

07/08/17 19:00:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28861Welsh Rarebit

♪ Here cums the bride ♪

07/08/17 19:00:08

 
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