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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4296Hercules Rockefeller

"Pasta la vista, baby."

Fri 8:02:24

 
Pete  Vote score: 14865Pete

Spagpuss.

Fri 9:36:41

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 280Craig Eddie

Hells kitten

Fri 8:07:05

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17201John Llamas

Purée chaos

Fri 8:23:18

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 138Richard Burns

"Don't worry", I said. "We can get a spag bol microwave meal instead, it'll taste just as good". I think she lives up north somewhere now.

Fri 10:09:43

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And I was only eating through a straw for 6 weeks while my broken jaw healed. --Pussy Galore
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23369Tony Edwards

DisasterChef

Fri 8:31:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7400Dan Nicholls

It all started when the mouse dived into the bolognese...

Fri 8:27:32

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17201John Llamas

" Whensa your Dolmio day?"

Fri 8:09:00

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 280Craig Eddie

Tom ate o sauce

Fri 8:40:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14765John Glover

"Oh god, now there's cat hairs in it to be picked out."

Fri 11:28:58

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2997Pussy Galore

"Don't worry Nigella, we can use the footage in the Christmas Special out-takes."

Fri 11:03:56

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2997Pussy Galore

"It'll be all right, darling, you're always saying that you keep the floor so clean you could eat your dinner off it."

Fri 10:39:36

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 280Craig Eddie

Catterole

Fri 8:27:54

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 280Craig Eddie

Dinner was a catastrophe

Fri 8:22:42

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 280Craig Eddie

After a few hours, Laura felt much calmer and even had a chuckle about her mishap. Next morning the cat had shat all over the kitchen floor and was dead. You should have bought that lucky heather from that gypsy woman at your door, Laura.

Fri 8:12:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2462Vanessa the Guesser

Ready Steady F*ck

Fri 8:08:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23369Tony Edwards

Curryiosity killed the cat.

Fri 8:08:30

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 280Craig Eddie

SOS

Fri 8:01:34

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 280Craig Eddie

She's lost the ragu.

Fri 8:01:00

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2997Pussy Galore

I guess the five second rule doesn't apply here?

Sat 23:14:54

 
Robert Bingham Robert Bingham

After the 47th failed attempt at cooking ravioli, Cheryl decided that taking her cat Mittens to home economics classes was no longer practical.

Sat 12:13:29

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 457Glad You Remember

Topped off with a bit of facepalmesan

Sat 11:56:22

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 457Glad You Remember

You saucy minx

Sat 11:55:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7414Neil Mackenzie

A not a like a Mama used to make.

Sat 0:25:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2250Mr Dome

She has really long toes

Fri 21:29:58

 
Guideaux Vote score: 2058Guideaux

"Better leave her, it's that time of the month again..."

Fri 18:53:02

 
papouluche papouluche Vote score: 37papouluche papouluche

CATSUP EVERYWHERE!! can't do that crazy cat lady thing no more, im downloading Tinder this afternoon.

Fri 18:32:42

 
larry G. Vote score: 820larry G.

Spakitty sauce.

Fri 17:07:08

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2997Pussy Galore

Young Gordon Ramsey learned the F word from his mother.

Fri 10:58:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 1568C CaMel

CSI Pizza Hut

Fri 10:58:03

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2997Pussy Galore

"Why do you call your cat Trex?"
"Because I'm always tripping over the cooking fat."

Fri 10:46:13

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1248Vivvy En

'Aw! What rotten luck. The last meatball's rolled under the fridge,' thought Kitty.

Fri 10:07:43

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 138Richard Burns

By placing a casserole dish on the floor she hoped to convince her guests that this wasn't the bloody remains of her husband who wasnt actually late home from work but drifting toward death inside a sack in the garage.

Fri 9:39:20

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 280Craig Eddie

Serve immediately.

Fri 9:09:15

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 280Craig Eddie

Lisa couldn't keep a lid on her moodswings.

Fri 9:07:55

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Oh YUK! Sorry anon, I'm pretty broad-minded but that's disgusting. --Pussy Galore
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1459Jonathan Allsopp

In the dining room, Keith was still telling his workmates how Sandra 'used to look great' in a bikini.

Fri 8:53:51

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 2890Kenny Ireland

Spillers cat food.

Fri 8:47:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7400Dan Nicholls

"I was fine until I saw a spider crawl on to the wooden spoon."

Fri 8:44:10

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1459Jonathan Allsopp

After drinking 4500g of puree since 3pm, Sharon decided to share some with the cat.

Fri 8:41:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1248Vivvy En

Stewpid!

Fri 8:37:48

 
tony kelly Vote score: 679tony kelly

''Not enough meat, and you overdid things on the sauce in my opinion.''

Fri 8:37:03

 
tony kelly Vote score: 679tony kelly

Cat: ''You clumsy oaf. You shoudln't be allowed near the kitchen..but ah well! better make the best of things I suppose!''

Fri 8:35:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2462Vanessa the Guesser

"We've run out of carb pet cleaner".

Fri 8:33:51

 
tony kelly Vote score: 679tony kelly

''You little shit! The ingredients for that meal ocelot a money!''

Fri 8:33:11

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1459Jonathan Allsopp

Alan had bought the wrong size bags for the pedal bin. It was the final straw.

Fri 8:32:25

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 280Craig Eddie

Splat the cat

Fri 8:24:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2462Vanessa the Guesser

Two Cat Ladies

Fri 8:20:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16126Ian Skelding

"Very modern presentation and the live cat as a garnish ... inspired."

Fri 8:13:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16126Ian Skelding

"Just let her sit there and stew."

Fri 8:11:08

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 280Craig Eddie

Gordon Ramsay gives his verdict on housewives bolognese.

Fri 8:03:25

 
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