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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4493Hercules Rockefeller

"Pasta la vista, baby."

19/05/17 7:02:24

 
Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

Spagpuss.

19/05/17 8:36:41

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Hells kitten

19/05/17 7:07:05

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18193John Llamas

Purée chaos

19/05/17 7:23:18

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

"Don't worry", I said. "We can get a spag bol microwave meal instead, it'll taste just as good". I think she lives up north somewhere now.

19/05/17 9:09:43

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And I was only eating through a straw for 6 weeks while my broken jaw healed. --Pussy Galore
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

DisasterChef

19/05/17 7:31:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8665Dan Nicholls

It all started when the mouse dived into the bolognese...

19/05/17 7:27:32

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18193John Llamas

" Whensa your Dolmio day?"

19/05/17 7:09:00

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Tom ate o sauce

19/05/17 7:40:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

"Oh god, now there's cat hairs in it to be picked out."

19/05/17 10:28:58

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

"Don't worry Nigella, we can use the footage in the Christmas Special out-takes."

19/05/17 10:03:56

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

"It'll be all right, darling, you're always saying that you keep the floor so clean you could eat your dinner off it."

19/05/17 9:39:36

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Catterole

19/05/17 7:27:54

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Dinner was a catastrophe

19/05/17 7:22:42

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

After a few hours, Laura felt much calmer and even had a chuckle about her mishap. Next morning the cat had shat all over the kitchen floor and was dead. You should have bought that lucky heather from that gypsy woman at your door, Laura.

19/05/17 7:12:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

Ready Steady F*ck

19/05/17 7:08:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

Curryiosity killed the cat.

19/05/17 7:08:30

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

SOS

19/05/17 7:01:34

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

She's lost the ragu.

19/05/17 7:01:00

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

I guess the five second rule doesn't apply here?

20/05/17 22:14:54

 
Robert Bingham Robert Bingham

After the 47th failed attempt at cooking ravioli, Cheryl decided that taking her cat Mittens to home economics classes was no longer practical.

20/05/17 11:13:29

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 551Glad You Remember

Topped off with a bit of facepalmesan

20/05/17 10:56:22

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 551Glad You Remember

You saucy minx

20/05/17 10:55:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7936Neil Mackenzie

A not a like a Mama used to make.

19/05/17 23:25:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3419Mr Dome

She has really long toes

19/05/17 20:29:58

 
papouluche papouluche Vote score: 39papouluche papouluche

CATSUP EVERYWHERE!! can't do that crazy cat lady thing no more, im downloading Tinder this afternoon.

19/05/17 17:32:42

 
larry G. Vote score: 918larry G.

Spakitty sauce.

19/05/17 16:07:08

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

Young Gordon Ramsey learned the F word from his mother.

19/05/17 9:58:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 2447C CaMel

CSI Pizza Hut

19/05/17 9:58:03

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

"Why do you call your cat Trex?"
"Because I'm always tripping over the cooking fat."

19/05/17 9:46:13

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1898Vivvy En

'Aw! What rotten luck. The last meatball's rolled under the fridge,' thought Kitty.

19/05/17 9:07:43

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

By placing a casserole dish on the floor she hoped to convince her guests that this wasn't the bloody remains of her husband who wasnt actually late home from work but drifting toward death inside a sack in the garage.

19/05/17 8:39:20

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Serve immediately.

19/05/17 8:09:15

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Lisa couldn't keep a lid on her moodswings.

19/05/17 8:07:55

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Oh YUK! Sorry anon, I'm pretty broad-minded but that's disgusting. --Pussy Galore
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

In the dining room, Keith was still telling his workmates how Sandra 'used to look great' in a bikini.

19/05/17 7:53:51

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3230Kenny Ireland

Spillers cat food.

19/05/17 7:47:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8665Dan Nicholls

"I was fine until I saw a spider crawl on to the wooden spoon."

19/05/17 7:44:10

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

After drinking 4500g of puree since 3pm, Sharon decided to share some with the cat.

19/05/17 7:41:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1898Vivvy En

Stewpid!

19/05/17 7:37:48

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1065tony kelly

''Not enough meat, and you overdid things on the sauce in my opinion.''

19/05/17 7:37:03

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1065tony kelly

Cat: ''You clumsy oaf. You shoudln't be allowed near the kitchen..but ah well! better make the best of things I suppose!''

19/05/17 7:35:30

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

"We've run out of carb pet cleaner".

19/05/17 7:33:51

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1065tony kelly

''You little shit! The ingredients for that meal ocelot a money!''

19/05/17 7:33:11

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Alan had bought the wrong size bags for the pedal bin. It was the final straw.

19/05/17 7:32:25

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Splat the cat

19/05/17 7:24:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

Two Cat Ladies

19/05/17 7:20:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17449Ian Skelding

"Very modern presentation and the live cat as a garnish ... inspired."

19/05/17 7:13:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17449Ian Skelding

"Just let her sit there and stew."

19/05/17 7:11:08

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Gordon Ramsay gives his verdict on housewives bolognese.

19/05/17 7:03:25

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Beef stropanoff

19/05/17 7:02:06

 
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