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"Please do wipe your feet at the door... and in the hallway... and in the kitchen and if you have time, in the bathroom too"
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Leroy Brown Vote score: 7129Leroy Brown

"Please do wipe your feet at the door... and in the hallway... and in the kitchen and if you have time, in the bathroom too"

18/04/17 20:05:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 26675Welsh Rarebit

Flip Mops

18/04/17 20:00:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2270Vanessa the Guesser

Oh dear, I've just trodden on two very elderly Rastafarian dwarfs.

18/04/17 20:04:46

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A vote for pure randomness! :)  --Mr Dome
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7129Leroy Brown

When it came to the new dance craze, she wiped the floor with everyone else.

18/04/17 20:12:50

 
larry G. Vote score: 807larry G.

Sandal mops are now sweeping the nation.

18/04/17 20:01:29

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 888Baglan Gladiator

Police are still baffled as there were no footprints around Mr Barrymore's pool?

19/04/17 9:42:55

 
Boycie Vote score: 6362Boycie

I asked my mum to customise my pair of shoes - she said she was dredding it

18/04/17 21:27:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 26675Welsh Rarebit

Buff Daddy

18/04/17 20:22:03

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2771Pussy Galore

Dougal? What have they done to you?

18/04/17 22:24:49

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 2124Mr Dome

CUMfort Sandals - the all-new amazing footwear that effortlessly collects used condoms from the floors of brothels

18/04/17 21:59:52

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Ew!! --Crunchy Chords
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7317Neil Mackenzie

She wanted an appointment Today to see a Chiropodist. But he said she would have to Bucket for Friday.

18/04/17 20:33:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18126Michael Winner

Dance Dance Matrix Revolutions.

18/04/17 20:31:57

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Yes! Love it. He took the Red Pill, and now the Sentinels are on his heels. --Crunchy Chords
John  Glover Vote score: 14676John Glover

"George! I thought you promised to clear up all that macaroni off the kitchen floor?"

18/04/17 20:20:14

 
Mark England Vote score: 11836Mark England

Bathers; Beware of Jellyfish

18/04/17 20:09:29

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

If I jerk off to this, should I get out of the cum-foot zone?

19/04/17 16:27:33

 
larry G. Vote score: 807larry G.

Two foot pasta laced with toe jam.

18/04/17 22:48:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 14676John Glover

Rise and shine.

18/04/17 22:44:19

 
Pete  Vote score: 14666Pete

Why can't Alex put his chewing gum in the bin,
thought Mrs Ferguson.

18/04/17 22:13:14

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 2837Kenny Ireland

"Dancing shoes instructions:- Take to the floor".

18/04/17 22:05:23

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 2837Kenny Ireland

Was this the follow up to the tap dancers ?

18/04/17 22:03:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2270Vanessa the Guesser

Suddy Two Shoes

18/04/17 21:39:54

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2062GeeDee

Chinese Wax Job

18/04/17 21:15:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23168Tony Edwards

Slip-slops

18/04/17 21:05:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 15949Ian Skelding

"She also has scourer gloves and wipes sewn into her buttocks."

18/04/17 20:38:54

 
tony kelly Vote score: 626tony kelly

Flopsy and mopsy.

18/04/17 20:37:12

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7129Leroy Brown

Treading Water

18/04/17 20:35:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23168Tony Edwards

Soundproofed flip-flops.

18/04/17 20:21:47

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 2837Kenny Ireland

Two mop-heads but only one Pole.

18/04/17 20:13:27

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2771Pussy Galore

"You wouldn't believe how many jellyfish there are on the beach."

18/04/17 20:10:30

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Leroy Brown Vote score: 7129Leroy Brown

Shoe Polish

18/04/17 20:08:48

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4248Hercules Rockefeller

Slippers when wet

18/04/17 20:06:49

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7129Leroy Brown

It's one small step for man, one giant sweep for mankind.

18/04/17 20:04:07

 
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