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Cossack dancing is even harder when you have a massive horn.
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Pete  Vote score: 14666Pete

Cossack dancing is even harder when you have a massive horn.

16/04/17 9:49:59

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17014John Llamas

Terrible toothache? .........., try a new Tuba toothpaste

16/04/17 8:09:08

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18126Michael Winner

It had been a terrible life, but now, through this instrument, Dave had the chance to exact his vengeance upon the world.

16/04/17 10:40:17

 
tony kelly Vote score: 626tony kelly

How can I ever master 'My guitar gently weeps' on this thing?

16/04/17 9:51:01

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 15949Ian Skelding

"What? the Tuba's got the tune, bloody hell I've never played a tune before."

16/04/17 9:39:42

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So true. I used to play the tuba when I was younger. I don't think I could lift it now! --Pussy Galore
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7313Dan Nicholls

"Got a cough Keith?"
"Just a little bout of tuba-culosis".

16/04/17 17:10:44

 
Mark England Vote score: 11836Mark England

"Will you play and stop eating, you big tub-a lard"

16/04/17 10:06:52

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2771Pussy Galore

"Oh no, an extra rehearsal? That's my plans for the evening gone down the tuba."

16/04/17 9:50:17

 
John Llamas Vote score: 17014John Llamas

This was a more off a pain since being orchestrated

16/04/17 8:56:51

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1179Vivvy En

"Oh gawd! I need a sheet, urgently."

16/04/17 8:52:19

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2679Stephen Paterson

Detective Kimble was back in his guise of supply teacher.
"IT'S NOT A TUBA!"

16/04/17 8:45:16

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2062GeeDee

Donald Trump

16/04/17 8:34:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1179Vivvy En

"We need the percussion players urgently, Will euphonium?"

16/04/17 8:14:38

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 405sandeep chahal

"It would be great if someone could pass me a bloody chair"

16/04/17 8:00:18

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How did I miss this one? Belated appreciation from me! It reminds me of the time we were playing at a Vicarage Garden Party and they stuck my chair on soft grass after heavy rain. The combined weight of me and the tuba caused my chair to ... --Pussy Galore
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 40Crunchy Chords

"Psst!... Why do they want ME to play the sax solo for Chairless Whisper?"

16/04/17 20:16:26

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 2771Pussy Galore

"Hey, a bit's fallen off. Can I borrow your tuba glue?"

16/04/17 9:46:24

 
Pete  Vote score: 14666Pete

Mike's herpes infection was being irritated by the tubic airs.

16/04/17 9:41:59

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 15949Ian Skelding

"What do they say about owners looking like their instruments?"

16/04/17 9:36:54

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 888Baglan Gladiator

I only stating playing because I was told I would get plenty of rests and free quavers.

16/04/17 9:12:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2270Vanessa the Guesser

Forgotten brassword?

16/04/17 9:11:59

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2679Stephen Paterson

"You phoney um.." Bo had been rumbled for being unable to play Diddly squat.

16/04/17 9:01:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23168Tony Edwards

Tuba, or not tuba.

16/04/17 9:00:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7317Neil Mackenzie

He didn't want to blow his own Trumpet but his was bigger than anyone else's.

16/04/17 8:54:42

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2679Stephen Paterson

"Trumpets? Meh!" Brian was a massive blowhard.

16/04/17 8:39:38

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1245Jonathan Allsopp

The moment when Colin realised it was supposed to be a string quartet.

16/04/17 8:37:32

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2679Stephen Paterson

"Parp!" Brian's earlier fry up would lead to this symphony being unfinished.

16/04/17 8:30:15

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 2679Stephen Paterson

The real Puff Daddy.

16/04/17 8:17:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 26675Welsh Rarebit

Where there's Mack there's brass.

16/04/17 8:13:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 2270Vanessa the Guesser

Despite trying various medications, Dave couldn't stop getting the horn.

16/04/17 8:02:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 23168Tony Edwards

Brassed off

16/04/17 8:02:18

 
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