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Mr Dome  Vote score: 3419Mr Dome

Max was cheap, and had stamina

11/08/17 7:03:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17449Ian Skelding

They say you shrink as you get older but what's happened to Peter Crouch?

11/08/17 10:30:07

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I think you're stooping a bit low there --Mr Dome
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

'Excuse me, is the $8 with or without teeth?'

11/08/17 7:10:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

"Hurry up, sir. The rest of the conga line has already crossed."

11/08/17 19:27:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4345Greg Curtis

" Excuse me...I'm looking for my mind."

11/08/17 7:59:11

 
Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.

11/08/17 7:11:08

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Love a good dance reference --Mr Dome
larry G. Vote score: 918larry G.

"Why do I have to pay so much for parking? my car is only this big."

11/08/17 18:14:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

"It can get this big when it's fully erect."

11/08/17 10:51:38

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

"Oh no, Grandad! Where have you left the pram and baby this time?"

11/08/17 9:56:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7936Neil Mackenzie

Oh come on it was a mobility scooter not a car.
It's been towed, if you want it back pay a £80 fine at our offices 3 miles down the road.
But I can't walk more than 100yards.
At that rate you should make it in 52.8 days but there is a £10 daily charge which makes £530 plus £80 making a total of £610. But tell them I'm your Grand Son and they might knock a Tenner off.

11/08/17 9:09:04

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Sadly, no-one was really interested in Norman's latest stool samples.

11/08/17 9:07:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

Parker reminisces the time when he used to drive Lady Penelope.

11/08/17 8:36:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

It looks like Lazarus needs another jump start.

11/08/17 7:41:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8665Dan Nicholls

Eugene's piles were giving him trouble, so a quick scratch on the sign outside was in order.

11/08/17 7:34:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

The Robot

11/08/17 7:02:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8665Dan Nicholls

"...and then I flipped her over, smacked her behind and well... I haven't been allowed back in the supermarket since".

11/08/17 7:00:25

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

"I refuse to wear that awful yellow jacket, it spoils the line of my trousers."

11/08/17 10:54:54

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 551Glad You Remember

Budget remake: Laz David in Kerb your Enthusiasm

11/08/17 8:58:56

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4342Paul Reeve

"Piss off old timer , I've already told you I don't want a $8 massage."

11/08/17 8:05:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19471Michael Winner

"...den dat bitch comes 'round and BAM! Popped a cap in his ass."

11/08/17 7:59:21

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

While we go shopping, Grandad stands on the kerb telling youngsters about his childhood. Sometimes they gob on him.

11/08/17 7:42:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

Bernard described the naked man who parked his car without paying.

11/08/17 7:21:41

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18193John Llamas

A spokes man for Laz defended their policy for employing senior staff saying ....... whilst I admit George's reactions are a little slow and yes, the shoplifter had snatched the shoe box a full 15 seconds before this phot was taken, however due to George's Alzheimer's he had forgotten to put the shoes in.

11/08/17 7:12:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28899Welsh Rarebit

"And here at Lazer Quest, we offer special rates for senior citizens."

11/08/17 7:09:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3419Mr Dome

Jay, walking

11/08/17 7:05:56

 
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