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Mark England Vote score: 12525Mark England

Roddy had scrubbed his hands over 10 times in a 3 hour period but the smell was still there. He vowed never to eat a packet of Scampi Fries ever again

11/09/17 8:05:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8171Dan Nicholls

"He was about here on me, and I am only 5 ft 8".
Police interview the latest victim of 'Shorty the Mugger'.

11/09/17 9:04:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15343John Glover

"Take care, my hand is a deadly weapon, no, not this one, my left hand, the one with the gun in it."

11/09/17 13:34:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 2856Mr Dome

I've had it up to here with your shit captions

11/09/17 9:01:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28068Welsh Rarebit

Lipsmackinthirstquenchinacetastinmotivatingcooltalkinhighwalkinfastlivingevergivingcoolfizzing...Gypsy

11/09/17 11:26:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 902larry G.

"After 6 red bulls and 4 cappuccino's my hands are steady as a rock."

11/09/17 18:21:30

 
G fj Vote score: 294G fj

"Yes half my Burka has been stolen, It was black and came up to about here" said Akia...

11/09/17 13:46:42

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2275Tiny Alien

That awkward moment when you're wiping your arse and your finger rips through the toilet paper!

11/09/17 11:25:19

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4004Pussy Galore

"It's the new nail colour from Elizabeth Arden. Do you like it?"

11/09/17 10:06:38

 
Pete  Vote score: 15777Pete

Gypsy nose Lee.

11/09/17 9:08:18

 
Tony Busby Vote score: 2050Tony Busby

"Dammit these streets are mean... stole my bloody mouth organ..."

11/09/17 8:13:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18962Michael Winner

"Dude, I say this to all of my clients- as your lawyer, you're probably going down."

11/09/17 8:05:38

 
Bobby D Vote score: 716Bobby D

Mate, you've dropped your spliff

12/09/17 3:50:53

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4004Pussy Galore

"Guess what this is. Go on. Guess."
"Sooty in the nude?"
"Oh, you've heard it before."

(Nod to 8:16:13)

11/09/17 23:32:41

 
larry G. Vote score: 902larry G.

"would you buy me a yard of Ale?"

11/09/17 18:57:26

 
tony kelly Vote score: 869tony kelly

''Online? Yeah . My dick is this big...''

11/09/17 12:22:00

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1573Vivvy En

"Hey, phone me if you wanna hang out sometime."

11/09/17 11:11:23

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 299Barrie Bullock

The smell of Melanie lingers on.

11/09/17 10:53:25

 
Eamon Moore Vote score: 129Eamon Moore

Worlds foremost shadow puppeteer.

11/09/17 9:10:50

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2411Jonathan Allsopp

Steve explains how the hurricane had reduced his Harley-Davidson to the size of a paperclip.

11/09/17 8:51:18

 
Mark England Vote score: 12525Mark England

"No John, I texted 'Fancy coming to Pilates class'.. not Pirates class"

11/09/17 8:31:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16874Ian Skelding

Joe the Puppeteer couldn't afford a puppet.

11/09/17 8:16:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 18962Michael Winner

Sometimes, cop shows can be too gritty.

11/09/17 8:08:06

 
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