"They won't let me in because I was the one man banned from last year"

16/04/17 22:27:48

"...so send your packages for next day delivery with 'Dexys Midnight Runners'"

16/04/17 20:38:50

With the crowd expecting Tim to put the organ in his mouth, he began to show signs of fretting

16/04/17 20:14:41

"Th-th-th-that's all folks!". Piss-poor as a busker, Brian prayed for deliverance from his unemployment.

17/04/17 9:08:03

♫The old home town looks the same as I step down from the train,
and there to meet me is my Mama and Papa.
Down the road I look and there runs Mary hair of gold and lips like cherries.
It's good to hear the blue, blue grass of home.♫

16/04/17 20:30:47

"Ukulele and harmonica."
"I didn't kill Eilidh and I didn't harm Monica."

16/04/17 20:17:33

Never order your George Foreman apparatus from Australia.

16/04/17 20:12:58

"Pluck off - that's my pitch!"

16/04/17 20:10:03

Flailin' 'n' a wailin'

17/04/17 19:51:41

Busker beaten

17/04/17 15:45:47

This year's Voice winner secures his first contract.

17/04/17 9:14:40

I see Vanilla Ice's career is going well...

17/04/17 4:32:46

"It wasn't a great career, but it was a lawn career."

17/04/17 3:21:19

He used to be on the fiddle but we soon put a stop to that.

16/04/17 22:48:20

Boxcar Willie.

16/04/17 22:40:31

Another exciting act headlining at Wee Fest this year.

16/04/17 22:13:20

Busking of Rock & Roll

16/04/17 22:04:01

"It's Brad Pick."

16/04/17 21:59:30

Well there is only me, because the rest of the bands instruments, microphones and amplifiers were robbed by some little lady at the airport.

16/04/17 21:39:09

"Wanna hear a little banjo?"

16/04/17 21:26:36

Tam was really drawing the crowds with that catchy little number 'My Dog Has Fleas'.

16/04/17 21:26:29

♬ You know you're a cute little heart breaker ♬

16/04/17 20:18:55

"Well, no one wants their windows cleaned."

16/04/17 20:12:48

"Banjo."
"Oh come on, he's not that bad."

16/04/17 20:08:35

"Play Dueling Banjos!"

16/04/17 20:00:26