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Greg Curtis Vote score: 4076Greg Curtis

"I stood there, staring at her generous bust."

15/05/17 11:14:22

 
C CaMel Vote score: 1586C CaMel

Shoplifter escaped charity shop with two items, he is not thought to be armed

15/05/17 17:01:29

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 505sandeep chahal

Dismember of Oxfam

15/05/17 11:21:26

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 420Craig Eddie

Brim stone

15/05/17 9:39:01

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1565Jonathan Allsopp

He looks like he's lost his marble.

15/05/17 8:11:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16287Ian Skelding

"No wonder they went bust."

15/05/17 8:04:35

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 209Richard Burns

I've told them, I'm not a bloody hat stand you know.

16/05/17 2:51:44

 
Gf j Vote score: 250Gf j

Opening bowler

15/05/17 20:08:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 1586C CaMel

Odd Job's for charity

15/05/17 12:25:23

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4076Greg Curtis

"They call him Phil...Phil Anthropy."

15/05/17 11:51:25

 
Pete  Vote score: 15073Pete

If you want to get a hat, get a head.

15/05/17 11:34:03

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4076Greg Curtis

Rock Benefit

15/05/17 11:22:10

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1565Jonathan Allsopp

What on Earth is an earthquake victim going to do with an alabaster head?

15/05/17 11:21:07

 
Pete  Vote score: 15073Pete

Hattie Jake had been given a choice - Monte Carlo or bust.

15/05/17 11:17:16

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 420Craig Eddie

Hat on a hot thin poof

15/05/17 11:10:28

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1299Vivvy En

The hat went some way towards hiding his glazed expression

15/05/17 11:01:20

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3229Pussy Galore

Supporting charities is another feather in my cap.

15/05/17 10:05:15

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 3229Pussy Galore

"I think we've found the right place...Oxfam logo, no food or drink sign...yes, this must be the weight loss clinic."

15/05/17 10:01:42

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1565Jonathan Allsopp

'Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your hats ... I mean ... wait a minute ... Oh, I've forgotten.

15/05/17 9:56:20

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 209Richard Burns

As soon as I approached his office I lost all confidence in my new psychiatrist.

15/05/17 9:45:49

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 420Craig Eddie

Stare window

15/05/17 9:32:06

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4034Paul Reeve

Derek liked nothing more than a bit of window topping.

15/05/17 9:11:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7494Neil Mackenzie

Oxfam is wear it's hat.

15/05/17 8:41:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 1586C CaMel

Stone Punk

15/05/17 8:30:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 16287Ian Skelding

"Fedora?"
"No, Apollo I think."

15/05/17 8:22:31

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7555Dan Nicholls

"I've bought the wife a really expensive statue for her birthday, but I don't want her finding out so keep it under your hat won't you?"

15/05/17 8:19:32

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 1565Jonathan Allsopp

-Any idea who the statue's of?
-Sorry. It's all Greek to me.

15/05/17 8:10:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 7555Dan Nicholls

"Where did you get that hat fam?"
"Oxfam errr, fam".

15/05/17 8:07:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 1586C CaMel

'I bought it to look charitable'

15/05/17 8:05:49

 
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