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Pete  Vote score: 16425Pete

"Oh to go clockwise, just once."

29/11/17 16:21:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3419Mr Dome

‘They have a bloody cheek! First they make me walk all this bloody way with that fat, moaning woman on my back, then they have the nerve to steal my room for the night!’

29/11/17 15:15:43

 
ant man Vote score: 272ant man

He's not at all stable, constantly up and down. I've tried to give him some guidance, but we just end up going around in circles.

29/11/17 12:15:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 386Chris Keegan

A horse walks into a bar.....

29/11/17 12:25:06

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Was it "The Nag's Head"? --ant man
John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

Now, if there was ever a mule that needed muffin'.

29/11/17 15:11:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

Why the long face?

29/11/17 15:09:52

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1065tony kelly

''I didn't think much of your acting in that Clint Eastwood movie. To be honest it was a bit wooden.''

29/11/17 18:50:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1898Vivvy En

'I'm hacked off going round and round. Next chance I'm gonna do it... what is it? Mirror, signal, manure'

29/11/17 16:11:19

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5138Tosser Wivlov

I thought he'd asked if I wanted to work at a carrot sale!

30/11/17 0:34:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17449Ian Skelding

"15 years to make? but it was well worth it though, eh Blanco?"

29/11/17 17:47:46

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John  Glover Vote score: 15954John Glover

"They tried to put a kangaroo on my back, but I always buck a roo."

29/11/17 16:44:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4617Pussy Galore

"Change. That. Bloody. MUSIC!" said Dobbin, through gritted teeth.

29/11/17 16:33:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17449Ian Skelding

"I've been saddled with this thing."

29/11/17 16:00:28

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2407GeeDee

I know I'm a ride in an amusement park..but I'm not amused!

29/11/17 15:33:41

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1065tony kelly

Ian Curtis' first toy.

29/11/17 15:31:02

 
Dave Mackay Vote score: 782Dave Mackay

Sad'll be the word for this donkey.

29/11/17 15:06:31

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 243Spycenwolf

"We've updated the latest models to grin impishly whenever someone farts in its vicinity. Wait... why is it... oh... oh, God... who had asparagus for lunch today?"

29/11/17 13:43:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8665Dan Nicholls

That's funny; my missus looks like that when she's been riding all day too.

29/11/17 12:41:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8665Dan Nicholls

It's a right mare driving round here, it's all roundabouts.

29/11/17 12:40:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25016Tony Edwards

Unseated horse

29/11/17 12:24:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3933Vanessa the Guesser

He's been given a fair crack of the whip.

29/11/17 12:16:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 386Chris Keegan

He came from Aintree.

29/11/17 12:07:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28899Welsh Rarebit

Dobbin looks like he's got Assperger's Syndrome.

29/11/17 12:00:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28899Welsh Rarebit

Not so merry-go-round

29/11/17 12:00:28

 
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