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Long gone are the days when you saw an unattended bag and thought to yourself  “ I’m having that!”
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Steve  Fosbraey Vote score: 1681Steve Fosbraey

Long gone are the days when you saw an unattended bag and thought to yourself “ I’m having that!”

13/11/17 9:48:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 19371Michael Winner

Fun fact: Easyjet baggage allowance permits Tory ministers to cram in up to £1.8 million in used notes for offshore accounts.

13/11/17 10:41:43

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Kev wondered whether 20,000 paracetamol would be enough for his weekend in Newcastle.

13/11/17 9:04:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 28693Welsh Rarebit

"The wife was right, only a Smarties tube will fit my knob. No wonder she ran off with that Pringles geezer."

13/11/17 8:47:46

 
Dave E Vote score: 182Dave E

When he looked up, Kevin noticed that someone had dumped a tatty old bag at his feet and made off with his rucksack.

13/11/17 21:11:20

 
Steve  Fosbraey Vote score: 1681Steve Fosbraey

Whilst sitting in the departure lounge Sam was beginning to have second thoughts about carrying so much Tramadol to Egypt.

13/11/17 9:52:26

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

Anon just couldn't believe that someone had failed to insert a comma after an adverbial in the latest picture caption.

13/11/17 9:02:11

 
Joe Bridal Vote score: 16Joe Bridal

Athena's least popular poster

13/11/17 22:11:39

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Anyone remember that one of the darts player scratching his arse? --Michael Winner
ant man Vote score: 205ant man

"Passenger announcement: We are sorry to announce that the 8am service to Chuckle Central is severely delayed. The next train is due to arrive at 12 noon. We are sorry for the delay this may cause to your journey."

13/11/17 8:45:44

 
Pete  Vote score: 16251Pete

Although they were never used, people couldn't resist buying Aldi's portable detonators.

13/11/17 8:27:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 7893Neil Mackenzie

£100,000. £100,000. £50,000. £50,000. £10. Oh Please. £10. Oh Bugger.

13/11/17 19:52:53

 
Dave E Vote score: 182Dave E

Brother Ernest thought the coach trip to Wigan had been well worth it.

13/11/17 18:26:15

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 54Tiny Alien

GOD!...it's small!

13/11/17 15:40:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 15711John Glover

Shortly after this photograph was taken Mark was arrested. He should have realised this was the wrong time and place to get the splinter out from his penis.

13/11/17 14:15:12

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 4424Pussy Galore

Dave realised his new secretary would have to go when he checked the travel arrangements she'd made for his trip from London to Glasgow, only to find it was Glasgow, Montana.

13/11/17 11:06:02

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 1809Vivvy En

'Forget it, Rob! I've just seen your pathetic wheelie bag - you're not the hunky man I thought you were. I'm off to find a real man with a backpack.' George

13/11/17 10:53:17

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 203Spycenwolf

He had packed way too many Viagra pills in his bag. It's been like that for more than 4 hours.

13/11/17 9:24:08

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1021tony kelly

''Dear John.
I'm sorry to have to tell you. I have had enough. I do not love you any more, you can read this note as many times as you wish but it won't change anything. Please pack your bags and leave. ''
Jen.
PS. Please get that stupid case handle fixed as well.

13/11/17 9:21:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 8497Dan Nicholls

He should never have worn a suit. Nigel had been recently diagnosed with sudden repeated orgasm syndrome and he had a fetish for bags, benches and stations. It was never going to end well.

13/11/17 9:10:29

 
Pete  Vote score: 16251Pete

Justin Case on his way to the Dragon's Den with his crutch/bag that eases airport queues.

13/11/17 8:38:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 3748Vanessa the Guesser

Waiter, there's a fly in your suit

13/11/17 8:17:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 203Chris Keegan

Jack was blissfully unaware his boarding pass was boarding past him...

13/11/17 8:14:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 17299Ian Skelding

Unknown to Donna her blind date came with baggage.

13/11/17 8:05:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 3289Mr Dome

Home cumming

13/11/17 8:03:39

 
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