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All their eyes were fixed on her. She had a je-ne-snake-quoi about her.
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Spycenwolf  Vote score: 363Spycenwolf

All their eyes were fixed on her. She had a je-ne-snake-quoi about her.

08/01/18 20:07:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4558Mr Dome

They all suffer from Asp-urges syndrome

08/01/18 20:52:26

 
John Llamas Vote score: 18743John Llamas

I preferred the feather boa

08/01/18 20:36:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 13372Mark England

Snakes on a Jane

08/01/18 20:25:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 9690Dan Nicholls

"Is he reticulated?"
"Nah, he's only had a couple of snake bites".

08/01/18 22:07:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25995Tony Edwards

"Wait till you see it's forking tongue!"

08/01/18 20:57:20

 
larry G. Vote score: 999larry G.

"I told you I'm not eating that apple!"

09/01/18 0:42:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2511Vivvy En

An anxious queue waited to play the latest interactive game of live snakes and ladders

08/01/18 21:47:39

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4510Glyn Evans

Karr enthusiasts.

08/01/18 20:24:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18522Ian Skelding

"Anaconda Daddy."
"She certainly did, that snake's made of rubber."

08/01/18 20:15:43

 
Rachel Forsyth Rachel Forsyth

Daddy, even that lady has a JoJo Boa

09/02/18 18:06:29

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 133Tiny Alien

Today, Jane was wearing her yellow co-bra

09/01/18 12:58:26

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 133Tiny Alien

Check-out girls aren't what they use to be!

09/01/18 12:57:41

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 5612Pussy Galore

She looks after it so well, but is it grateful? It's just a viper in her bosom.

08/01/18 23:51:29

 
Pete  Vote score: 17670Pete

"Well, what do you think of the entertainers, everyone?" "Hiss or Miss?"

08/01/18 22:52:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5136Vanessa the Guesser

At Slimming World Melissa was alarmed she had put on 4lb. Maybe it's because of the full Monty?

08/01/18 21:36:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4558Mr Dome

Try as she might she could not even wrap this snake around her little finger

08/01/18 21:15:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17141John Glover

"It's alright, mum's used to handling slippery snakes, she's worked for Donald Trump for many years."

08/01/18 21:12:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17141John Glover

"Is that the one eyed spitting trouser snake I've heard you and mummy joking about?"

08/01/18 21:10:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4558Mr Dome

Hmmmm a pair of shoes in that pattern would match my bag perfectly

08/01/18 21:00:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 25995Tony Edwards

He's her squeeze.

08/01/18 20:46:43

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4247Chris Halliwell

His name is Lou Bega, he's Mamba No. 5.

08/01/18 20:34:52

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4635Hercules Rockefeller

♪ He's a cold-hearted snake. Look into his eyes, uh-oh. He's been tellin' lies. ♪

08/01/18 20:34:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1799Chris Keegan

Boa dicea

08/01/18 20:15:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 18522Ian Skelding

"It's all slippery and slimy Daddy."
"True, but you shouldn't talk about your Mum like that."

08/01/18 20:13:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 1799Chris Keegan

She's not a charmer

08/01/18 20:05:59

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 598Crunchy Chords

"Look at that, sweetheart! See? This is why Daddy keeps saying all children should learn Python."

08/01/18 20:02:56

 
Pete  Vote score: 17670Pete

When it came to entertainment, Boa Derek scored a 10.

08/01/18 20:02:38

 
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