Removes all dirt, odours and foreign bodies.

15/06/12 20:01:18

Nobody uses Laundrettes anymore.

15/06/12 20:00:17

That's the last time we use Vanish.

15/06/12 20:00:14

"This new bio degradable powder is strong stuff isn't it Linda, Linda??""

15/06/12 20:19:48

"Shall I put it on a Medium wash?"

15/06/12 20:12:26

I'll never understand Japanese extreme pornography.

15/06/12 20:00:43

Just like Wayne Rooney... invisible on the bench.

15/06/12 20:21:16

I need to do the laundry,
clothes don't just wash themselves you know ...
Oh ..

15/06/12 20:03:43

Nigel's new X-ray Specs didn't work quite as he had expected.

18/06/12 15:21:41

Bloody vampire moths!

15/06/12 20:48:19

"Have you heard of The invasion of the body snatchers ?"
"Yeah I don't believe a word of it ."

15/06/12 20:28:53

You know it's time to do the washing when your clothes can walk themselves to the laundrette.

15/06/12 20:24:11

A typical non-descript soap opera.

15/06/12 20:12:02

The Driscoll brothers had taken Dave to the cleaners in more ways than one

16/06/12 16:53:54

You need to get ahead in this world.

16/06/12 9:18:40

Chinese laundry blues

15/06/12 21:10:04

The Enola Gay was more effective than first thought.

15/06/12 20:51:49

"Leonard did not have a head for whites."

15/06/12 20:34:03

that white powder sure gets you out your head...

26/06/12 12:00:44

some of the vanish fell on our heads..

26/06/12 11:59:26

Body wash

21/06/12 23:36:00

BANG and the body is gone!! Im Barry Scott!

18/06/12 19:53:44

The laundrette owner stepped out and left the clothes to wash.

18/06/12 15:04:50

Hauntrette

18/06/12 15:01:46

Wights only

17/06/12 11:30:28

they found the machines so hard they lost the head

17/06/12 0:01:01

It's hard to hear anything through the grapevine in this place.

16/06/12 14:19:47

This place would suit me. I hate people staring at me while I do my laundry. They can all sud off.

16/06/12 14:19:19

When do we get to see a photo of the orgy next door?

16/06/12 14:18:29

Due to a clever trick, the latest Levi's ad managed to include a full monty strip and get past the censors.

16/06/12 14:17:18

Why lose your head over a bit of laundry?

16/06/12 10:37:33

Apparelitions

16/06/12 10:29:57

Dot had to pop out and Heather was starving.

16/06/12 7:14:22

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

16/06/12 3:38:12

Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "

16/06/12 3:36:51

My clothes were so dirty, they stood up on their own

16/06/12 1:51:28

"Do you come here often?"
"Only when the spirit takes me."

16/06/12 0:23:00

Razor sharp washing machine doors

15/06/12 21:55:39

Visible results or your money back.

15/06/12 21:24:37

The students were sick of people treating them as if they didn't exist.

15/06/12 21:03:49

I hate going to launderettes, they are always full of people who are'nt all there!

15/06/12 21:00:42

The lights are on but nobody's Omo.

15/06/12 21:00:37

David Blaine was here

15/06/12 20:55:15

"What would you do if you could be uninvisible for the day?"

15/06/12 20:53:53

"This used to be one of my regular haunts."

15/06/12 20:51:31

Tom couldn't get a seat next to the woman and the five naked men.

15/06/12 20:44:00

"Hi Jane, you've lost weight"

15/06/12 20:38:30

"I just can't feel myself in the laundrette"

15/06/12 20:36:51

David Copperfield goes berserk after finding red knickers in his whites wash

15/06/12 20:32:53

There are no buddies in the vicious dog-eat-dog world of the Hong Kong Launderette.

15/06/12 20:32:04