He's been like this since he was Bjorn

13/05/12 11:14:06

I’d recognise him anywhere, Officer - he had a small mole on back of his knee

13/05/12 11:01:00

"I can't wait until 15th June when I'll be refereeing the England game."

13/05/12 11:26:20

He wins Spot the Ball every time.

13/05/12 11:08:31

Swede wins the No-ball Prize

13/05/12 11:08:30

Football Crazy.

13/05/12 12:20:15

Hmm, so I asked for a Swedish man with big balls who likes screwing.

Thanks, Match.com!

13/05/12 12:12:17

Ballpoint Ken

13/05/12 15:39:09

John wished he hadn't fouled the dentist and optometrist in the previous match.

13/05/12 15:26:14

Casper hated hospitals and decided to make his own colostomy bag.

13/05/12 11:21:21

I've been a vegetable gardener all my life, but that's the ugliest Swede I've ever seen

13/05/12 11:03:40

Harry always returned any kids’ balls he found in his garden

13/05/12 11:00:56

Goofball.

13/05/12 11:00:32

"Did you burst your ball?"
"No, my eyes always bulge like this."

13/05/12 12:19:16

How to avoid being drafted into the Swedish Army

13/05/12 11:07:10

The man who makes up names for IKEA furniture is finally revealed

13/05/12 11:00:25

Look at the positives, at least he's not ginger

13/05/12 17:32:54

Would someone please explain to Dan that it's not an X box.

13/05/12 11:33:15

I think every team has a Wayne Rooney in it

13/05/12 11:08:58

The first Swede to puncture England's football hopes since Sven.

13/05/12 11:00:35