First a fence warning.

14/05/12 20:00:58

He's been doing it since he was a nipper.

14/05/12 20:23:06

He is aggressive because he is a Cross Breed

14/05/12 20:58:06

The Hound Of The Askervilles.

14/05/12 20:29:33

Chris unleashes Dupe Detector 3.0

14/05/12 20:34:08

He's a Border Terrier.

14/05/12 20:15:51

He's a retriever - he brings all your limbs back

14/05/12 20:06:34

Interview panel

14/05/12 20:02:23

Bites? What worries me is that he must have a nail-gun.

14/05/12 20:01:03

Only one intruder had survived the initial savaging, but was subsequently unable to name the principal agricultural produce of Turkmenistan. He was never heard from again.

15/05/12 7:46:49

He’s known as The Interriergator!

14/05/12 20:00:09

That should put the Shih Tzu up them

14/05/12 22:00:19

Fangs for the warning.

14/05/12 21:22:31

He makes snap decisions.

14/05/12 20:49:37

Woof justice.

14/05/12 20:08:04

Attack is the best form of de-fence.

14/05/12 20:07:28

Cat burglars beware!

14/05/12 20:05:14

But it’s a fence to keep a dangerous dog

14/05/12 20:00:49

The Dog is on The Rob Falconer Diet
He is fattened up for a week and then does without the next week.
Good luck guessing Punk

14/05/12 21:05:06

'WARNING - You are about to enter the home of Ace Ventura - Pet Detective'

14/05/12 20:44:02

The problem is that the guy who put up the fence put the sign on the wrong side

14/05/12 20:21:14

The Head Quarters of the Provisional Wing of Guide Dogs for the Blind.

14/05/12 20:15:15

The braille version can be found further down on the electric fence.

14/05/12 20:10:21

Copper Spaniel.

14/05/12 20:06:01

"Down, Murdoch!"

14/05/12 20:02:29

That stupid dog can’t even spell “WORNING” correctly

14/05/12 20:00:56

“It was the strangest chat show I’d ever been on.”

14/05/12 20:00:26

Fuck me, a talking dog! Here Cujo... agggghhhhhh

04/06/12 18:39:47