I came across this photo before, oh well I'm sure I'll come across it again.

30/05/21 16:46:20

creative

So my jealous ex is a pilot and I'm pretty sure he's following me.

08/05/21 16:44:20

"I see the problem You have a huge crack."

18/11/21 12:36:35

Your son is so stupid he sits on the tv and watches the sofa.

22/09/21 2:36:29

the dogs bollocks

11/07/21 23:31:21

I mean i heard in America they're food portions are huge compared to the UK but I wasn't expecting this it does make sense why they all have pickups though.

29/06/21 15:42:10

Ok now I'm starting to get cold feet.

24/05/21 9:35:34

"Mum always said dad's part of the furniture."

20/11/21 20:11:27

Well no one said getting old would be plain sailing.

21/08/21 3:44:18

Don't Panic use a towel.

04/04/21 14:33:06

"Only picture I have of dad"

09/11/21 8:36:49

This is eventually what happens to people who give nicknames to their partner's like pumpkin that's why I call mine sexy.

27/10/21 9:25:20

Look Dad, packs of birthday badges.

Packs ? Oh brilliant, grab a load.

17/10/21 23:43:47

clever

"IT wasn't me"

14/09/21 1:58:55

Lockdowns got to everyone, even the Goths are out enjoying themselves.

21/08/21 3:48:03

He's quite big for a 5 pound baby.

13/08/21 13:20:39

Dad is the head of the family.

09/08/21 17:08:46

Bet you don't have one of these Putin.

26/07/21 9:55:25

Oh that's why everyone loves Ronaldo.

22/06/21 20:33:11

Ok I admit it Goldilocks didn't even enter your house it was me.

23/05/21 21:39:54

We will fight them on the beaches!

Putin: Okay I'm ready.

14/04/22 14:44:19

The return of Jimmy Savile.

29/03/22 13:17:59

50

26/03/22 22:44:55

Is about as likely as trump being Santa.

31/10/21 20:50:58

Kikiki! Kakaka!
Kauana kei waniwania taku tara
kei tarawahia, kei te rua i te kerokero!
He pounga rahui te uira
ka rarapa ketekete kau ana
To peru kairiri mau au e koro e!
Hi! Ha! - Ka wehi au ka matakana,
ko wai te tangata kia rere ure tirohanga
ngā rua rerarera
ngā rua kuri kakanui i raro! Aha ha!.

27/10/21 16:25:22

Can I preorder a fire engine please? My house is about to burn down.

10/10/21 22:35:06

Well Someone agreed to anal last night.

22/09/21 2:40:13

Hammond starts his own version of top gear.

10/08/21 21:06:23

Dangerous to attempt cartwheels in this area.

06/07/21 0:47:52

That doesn't count as a mask Dave, Better split.

04/07/21 22:03:40

I don't think oscar pistorius should be allowed a pet after what he did.

30/06/21 17:02:38

And if you learn all of this you can end up like me, teaching fuckwits like yourselves.

22/06/21 20:31:13

So if this is Terry's guide dog, where is Terry?.

03/05/22 21:10:41

"baby wins tickling contest"

19/04/22 7:34:57

"Teacher's pet unfortunately his teacher was medusa"

13/04/22 14:22:32

Brad's mum told him that he should go and get some electrolytes but Brad's mum didn't foresee that she gave birth too a 1st class idiot.

28/03/22 21:40:41

It's Like-lee to piss someone off parking like this.

27/03/22 16:32:48

"Don't park like Lee"

27/03/22 12:59:09

"Three's a crowd "

27/03/22 10:57:09