Deer miss McNeill. Sally has been of school for too weeks after she had really bad diarea and a sore head. Yours sinserally. Mrs porter.

12/10/20 12:07:07

You see, this is what happens when you're a dick tater.

13/10/20 20:00:48

lol

To give you an idea of how far out I am, Beckham's penalty from the euros in 2004 has just passed me!

11/10/20 22:58:33

"Fellow bananas all rise in the name of never being left in a school bag to blacken in the stench of pencil sharpenings and gym socks!... and fight we will against the new 2000 watt morphy Richards murderer they call 'King of smoothies'.. rise and be free... Free!

15/10/20 8:47:07

Pinland

19/10/20 10:11:48

Bees won't be a round if we don't act now.

18/10/20 8:01:10

It's not just humans who desperately try to keep their kids away from the weed.

11/10/20 9:04:37

When life gives you melons ..

19/10/20 12:20:30

As Tom watched Ellen slip away
"Fork in ell" he moaned.

13/10/20 20:03:29

Nudismatist

12/10/20 21:02:27

"I feel reely stupid, Dave"

12/10/20 8:04:40

"Wow, Jenny what a massive crack!"
"You'll be fine, stay low and push hard"

"I didn't mean the rock you've bust the gusset of your pants"

06/10/20 8:01:42

"no I'm not going to school they call me a fat unicorn!"

14/10/20 20:03:34

That yawning hippo so reminds me of my ex wife when she bent over just out the shower.

14/10/20 20:02:32

Tigger is definitely in the pooh.

14/10/20 8:05:24

I yam sorry for your loss.

13/10/20 20:01:50

Jim: "What would you do if a monster fish got off the hook?"

Frank: "I think I'd lose my rag"

12/10/20 8:01:38

Sitting on the dog of the bay

05/10/20 12:29:10

Bronzed beauty

19/10/20 12:20:50

Beesknees meeting

18/10/20 8:02:57

It's hard trying to bee a star!

18/10/20 8:02:16

Stripe the willow

18/10/20 8:00:30

So it was you who murdered the potato?

15/10/20 8:41:47

He's gone mouldy

15/10/20 8:41:20

New advert for Glasgow nightclub causes controversy
'If you cause trouble in our club you WILL get F*#ked off a bouncer'

14/10/20 8:04:27

Titcoins!

12/10/20 21:08:19

Steve was getting changed

12/10/20 21:00:33

He's actually worth buttons

12/10/20 20:56:12

I will avoid a caption about the coins under his shirt and point to the fact that his left arm looks like he has a chimpanzee in a head lock.

12/10/20 20:54:49

Masterbaiters

12/10/20 8:19:46

Fishing for walleye

12/10/20 8:05:22

"Stop pulling, mum, you're going to make macaque come out!"

11/10/20 9:02:36

"Cletus, you didn't add 'fur bacun' at the end of arr motel sign you dipshit'

05/10/20 8:14:21