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	OK, which muppets voted for this photo? 20/06/21 8:12:30	1 6
Can't say whether I voted them muppet this time. --Willie Johnson
	"I like my pasta al rodente." 30/03/21 12:00:19	6

	"I'm snowed under with garden work lately." 27/03/21 20:13:40	6

	Michael Bubblewrap 08/03/21 20:00:07	1 6
He sure will. --Willie Johnson
	I always said The Beatles were Head & Shoulders above the rest. 21/02/21 12:06:27	6

	Yoga Matt 10/01/21 12:14:05	6

	"Why have we got speech bubbles attached to us Tigger?" "It's for that crowd on caption.me who don't have a life. Shut up and stay still." 14/10/20 8:15:11	1 6
We at caption.me/ may not have a life, but we have our pride. It's about the only thing we do have. I have to be the brave soul who makes a stand against insult and injury, but also to protect the delicate feelings of all of our groupies who can... --Glyn Evans
	creative "Er... I think I left the chip pan on, love." 18/01/20 12:01:28	6

	Evolution for Dummies 08/11/19 12:00:22	6

	Toblerobe 03/11/19 20:00:29	6

	Anudder bloody cat! 11/08/19 8:00:21	1 6

	Bricks and daughter 30/06/19 12:00:08	6

	Choctuplets 13/05/19 13:16:39	6

	"Oh my god... we've made it... there it is!" "Yeah, and mine's a Big Mac." 26/04/19 9:49:49	6

	Do, Ray, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, D'oh! 11/04/19 20:21:30	6

	Beetlejuice 09/12/18 20:00:09	6

	Air pad 22/11/18 20:25:03	6

	Warren Seatty 07/04/24 12:03:32	5

	Bear Thrills 20/12/23 20:19:04	5

	High tea 29/06/23 8:04:17	5

	Parsupials 26/05/23 20:06:56	5

	King Charles enjoying a well earned holiday in Trinidad and Tobacco 19/05/23 12:22:35	5

	A Pedigree Chum 29/12/22 8:12:28	5

	"You may propagate the bride." 19/09/22 12:54:50	5

	"Can you spray some deodorant under my arms too." "Sure?" 23/07/22 20:11:12	5

	Pet noire 22/06/22 8:31:38	5

	Catboy Slim 19/11/21 12:31:42	5

	Moss Bros. 11/03/21 8:06:31	5

	Errors and emissions excepted 27/10/20 12:02:07	2 5
Errors and emissions accepted? --Willie Johnson
	Laid bear 28/09/20 8:52:25	5

	The Meow 08/09/20 12:01:15	5

	Dell Boy 10/07/20 20:44:08	5

	Drinking Violet 05/07/20 8:27:11	5

	Close but two cigars 04/07/20 8:15:21	5

	Dessert Orchid 22/06/20 20:03:13	5

	Puts a whole new meaning on living hand-to-mouth. 07/03/20 8:03:32	5

	This picture has had such a calming effect on me. Last I knew it was midday and caption time. I stared at it for a few minutes and prayed for an amazing caption to pop into my head. I closed my eyes and next thing I know I wake up and it's teatime! It must be the lack of a cat, dog, hedgehog, sheep, bicycle, mannequin, skeleton, snowman or fat git that has given me newfound inner peace. Still no amazing caption but thanks anyway jenuine36. 14/01/20 17:59:35	5

	Teletubbies Sun Baby hasn't aged well 02/01/20 8:07:29	5

	Crappy Christmas 25/12/19 20:22:38	5

	"You're making a right hash of that love." 05/12/19 8:21:14	5

	Thugs Bunnies 20/04/19 20:00:31	5

	New Wave Music 11/04/19 20:00:18	5

	Trench kit 18/03/19 8:00:11	5

	He kept his nose to the grindstone 12/02/19 8:00:20	5

	Mini Hendrix 09/02/19 12:00:11	5

	Stable hand 31/12/18 8:24:34	5

	"I really love your ears... I'm just not so keen on the rest of you." 12/12/18 10:53:55	5

	Hilda Dogden 24/02/24 12:01:01	4

	They're studying for their eggsams 05/01/24 20:50:47	4

	"Is that photo generated from AI?" "No, It's the Real Thing." 31/12/23 12:07:50, edited: 31/12/23 12:59:44	4

	Cat did camera 23/12/23 20:31:04	4

	Bearpin bend 20/12/23 20:05:03	4

	"You b*stard, you ate my porridge." 20/12/23 20:04:31	4

	The Pointer Sisters 11/10/23 20:30:31	4

	Hosepipe van 19/08/23 20:05:03	4

	"I shelled out a lot for this handbag." 30/06/23 20:05:39	4

	[Thinks] What she doesn't realise is I've buried a few pieces in my litter tray. 18/05/23 8:11:05, edited: 18/05/23 8:13:17	4

	"... but what should I do on the sixth step?" 23/04/23 12:06:13	4

	"I said you needed to go for a jog." 26/02/23 8:03:05	4

	"Do you like my new shoes?" "No, they're craps." 25/02/23 20:00:20	4

	... and cats, of course 14/02/23 8:02:58	4

	captcha.me Select all squares with a stapler 05/02/23 9:11:04	4

	Pizza Expressway 04/01/23 20:00:34	4

	"So how do your tights look on me?" 15/09/22 8:11:21	4

	I used to swear by Ladybird books but now I'm not so f*cking sure. 01/08/22 8:22:26	4

	Don't you just ring Tina from Doncaster? 24/07/22 20:01:21	1 4
No need, she'll ring you. --James Lennox
	Spray Misty for Me 23/07/22 20:26:05	4

	"Look mum, no bike!" 06/05/22 20:06:39	4

	To the bridle and groom! 30/04/22 20:22:34	4

	"It's the only way I can think of captions." 29/04/22 20:40:47	2 4
We don't --Mr Dome
	Mittens wears Purrberry 03/04/22 20:02:38	4

	Geriatrics and the Pacemakers 31/03/22 8:13:03	2 4

	The Sword in the Twenty Stoner 12/03/22 20:34:20	4

	♪ Land of Soap and Glory 14/02/22 8:12:51	4

	Peckham FC 13/02/22 20:03:22	4

	Beechy head 26/12/21 8:04:39	4

	If a picture paints a thousand words then why can't I think of a ruddy caption for this one. 05/12/21 8:26:30	1 4
Don't worry, you'll think of one... after the three days are up. --Willie Johnson
	H₂Overture 17/11/21 8:09:09	4

	Contains Vinnie-gar 13/11/21 8:49:34	1 4
How do you sleep at night? --Dave Bryan
	He needs a short, back, back and sides 11/11/21 8:07:57	4

	"Hi, I guess we've both got pressing appointments." 25/10/21 8:00:16	4

	A hard gift to wrap 28/09/21 8:18:22	4

	"I've got a splitting headache." 03/08/21 8:01:54	4

	Rest In Peas 11/04/21 12:00:33	4

	I'm plumfounded by this photo 02/04/21 8:04:54	4

	Something old, something new, something borrowed, something very blue. 09/03/21 20:00:25	4

	"Did the earth move for you too?" 26/02/21 8:00:19	4

	"Why the sourdough face?" 04/02/21 8:06:13	4

	...at least on caption.me 30/12/20 8:00:18	4

	"... but dad that bitch bought the last ice cream and I want an ice cream!" "Shut the f*ck up and take your hands off my eyes!" 07/11/20 8:50:03	4

	Dave was taking a well earned break from his busy schedule working for caption.me, or so he thought... 29/10/20 10:49:14	4

	"Mornin' captioneers! I'm Tony, but you can call me Dave. I can't wait to see your hilarious captions about me." 29/10/20 8:07:58	2 4
"Caption me." --Stephen Bean
	Wrestle in peace 26/10/20 20:00:24	4

	[Thinks] Hmmm... do I go for the obvious caption and be the slowest or do I spend half the day trying to craft a long, clever caption? OK, no time: Hedgedog 20/10/20 12:00:19	1 4
Sadly you were still too slow. But I gave you a vote for the narrative. --Willie Johnson
	"Life's good, except I can't get off the bloody floor." 06/10/20 20:16:44	4

	It's not the TV she ordered but she took it lying down 06/10/20 20:01:48	4

	She looks fresh 12/09/20 20:43:01	4

	PPE just got worse 10/08/20 12:02:54	4

	Holiday meltdown 09/07/20 8:24:36	4

	Purple Patch 05/07/20 8:00:12	4