Hello, my name is Rudolph The Red Nose reindeer, and I'm an alcoholic.

19/02/18 17:35:08

Feet Street

20/01/19 21:17:52

For when the arse becomes a weapon of mass destruction.

19/02/18 22:44:42

Nick Nolte down and out in Beverly Hills.

18/02/18 20:58:40

Blue Moon, I saw you standing alone...

19/02/18 15:51:29

Does my handbag look big in this?

18/02/18 20:56:33

Bootylicious.

18/02/18 20:55:41

Louis Walsh's contract was not being renewed so he decided to sing instead. It was a no.

18/02/18 20:53:04

You've missed a bit.

18/02/18 20:47:45

Kes is alive and well.

18/02/18 20:47:13

Dogtanian and the three muskerhounds.

18/02/18 18:02:38

I'm knot ticklish.

15/02/18 20:46:19

Mike Tindall wanted to preserve his model good looks.

15/02/18 20:40:54

Felix's chest tattoo took the hiss.

15/02/18 20:40:06

Look! The apostrophe's in the wrong place.

15/02/18 20:26:43

Faraday realised there was a glitch to his floatation invention.

15/02/18 20:22:31

Grace Jones thought the Garden of Eden was a bit nippy.

15/02/18 20:05:50

Jonny took his origami Knight-class to a whole new level.

15/02/18 19:59:55

I'm not a dummy. Noooooooooooooo

15/02/18 19:53:47

The auditionees had just been told it was for The Full Monty.

15/02/18 19:35:08

The Russian answer to Charlie's Angels.

15/02/18 19:12:23