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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip... --Crunchy Chords
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Challenge accepted, Julia.🎵 “It's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." 🎵Anyone else want to have a go? --Crunchy Chords
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03/10/22 20:00:50 |
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Cheers, anon! :^) --Crunchy Chords
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 20:08:39 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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02/08/19 20:00:38 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 8:04:12 |
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24/06/23 20:10:37, edited: 24/06/23 20:11:48 |
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All her heirs. --Tony S
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02/05/23 20:00:30 |
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goopsie --Peter Houle
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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22/10/19 8:00:07 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 20:00:09 |
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07/11/22 20:01:04, edited: 03/12/22 13:49:43 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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23/05/21 20:00:25 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better? --Glyn Evans
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11/06/20 20:01:22 |
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He's my husband so fuck off. --Morgan .
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Billy has a tendency to split hares. 27/10/23 20:02:51 |
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01/10/22 20:08:47, edited: 10/11/22 21:49:34 |
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10/08/18 20:02:10 |
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
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"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?) --Willie Johnson
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good. --Willie Johnson
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped --Glyn Evans
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Shallow we get out? --Willie Johnson
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man. --Willie Johnson
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Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month. --Willie Johnson
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit. --Willie Johnson
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies. --Mauris Iocus
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it. --Willie Johnson
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits. --Karyn Harrison
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Well done. The joke, not the movie. --Scrijjy Doo
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Yes, it is tragic, especially when we put up these childrens' missing posters and then caption them.
When is too far too far? - Oops, I believe it's too late for that.
8:16pm
comment on caption:
"I know it's dangerous, but how else am
I gonna get my four kids to school?" [Crunchy Chords]
Actually, does anyone have a missing child at all?
If you'd be kind enough to submit the missing child poster or the side of the milk carton (although that probably means your child has been missing since the '80s)
I'm sure we'd be able to come up with some amazing captions to cheer you up and take your mind off how long Billy or Evie have been away.
Hopefully nobody on here is their abductor considering the amount of missing children on this site
12:14pm
comment on caption:
"I know it's dangerous, but how else am
I gonna get my four kids to school?" [Crunchy Chords]
Oh crap, missed this. Is it a Transformer reference? I'll scrap mine (20:09:43) if it is.
8:54pm
comment on caption:
"Bad boy, Boxster! DROP IT!"
. . [Crunchy Chords]
I think a Boxster is a kind of a Porsche isn't it - not a transformer.
9:07pm
comment on caption:
"Bad boy, Boxster! DROP IT!"
. . [Crunchy Chords]
Thanks for checking Anon1, and to Anon2 for answering. Please keep yours, Anon1. Mine was not a Transformer reference, and my allusion to a dog biting is different enough from your dog sniffing.
10:00pm
comment on caption:
"Bad boy, Boxster! DROP IT!"
. . [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 20:00:07, not seen
8:02pm
comment on caption:
"Okay, so, maybe that spray was _not_ the perfect gift for the emperor who has everything."
[Crunchy Chords]
Dear Mr Schrodinger
I got bored, so I'm sure you'll understand why I escaped from the box ages ago
I figured you wouldn't notice as you were probably trying to prove a point as per usual. Anyway, I've moved on to sunnier climes and I really do hope you don't put another cat in a box due to my departure
Wishing you Well
Percy Cat
8:04pm
comment on caption:
Damn you,
Schrödinger. [Crunchy Chords]
This made me chuckle, as I was going to use this theme but couldn't think how something would have gotten inside an egg
9:40pm
comment on caption:
"How did the chicken manage to
swallow the engagement ring in
the first place? And then how-"
"JUST KEEP LOOKING!" [Crunchy Chords]
Use the word 'gotten' again and I'll have to send the boys round. They're pretty hungry right now and not in the best of moods. The word is 'got'. Your forthcoming apology is accepted in advance.
9:49pm
comment on caption:
"How did the chicken manage to
swallow the engagement ring in
the first place? And then how-"
"JUST KEEP LOOKING!" [Crunchy Chords]
Or would you prefer it if I sent the ladies round?
9:51pm
comment on caption:
"How did the chicken manage to
swallow the engagement ring in
the first place? And then how-"
"JUST KEEP LOOKING!" [Crunchy Chords]