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Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip... --Crunchy Chords
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Challenge accepted, Julia.🎵 “It's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." 🎵Anyone else want to have a go? --Crunchy Chords
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03/10/22 20:00:50 |
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Cheers, anon! :^) --Crunchy Chords
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"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 20:08:39 |
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"MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, 28/02/20 20:00:06 |
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Due to a missing letter, 15/12/19 8:00:12 |
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02/08/19 20:00:38 |
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I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
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"Well, you're no Heidi Klum, 01/05/19 8:04:12 |
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24/06/23 20:10:37, edited: 24/06/23 20:11:48 |
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All her heirs. --Tony S
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02/05/23 20:00:30 |
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goopsie --Peter Houle
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Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave 09/11/21 14:40:51 |
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22/10/19 8:00:07 |
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"Oh dear, 10/10/19 20:00:09 |
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07/11/22 20:01:04, edited: 03/12/22 13:49:43 |
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"Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11 |
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23/05/21 20:00:25 |
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How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better? --Glyn Evans
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11/06/20 20:01:22 |
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He's my husband so fuck off. --Morgan .
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29/07/18 8:00:42 |
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Billy has a tendency to split hares. 27/10/23 20:02:51 |
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01/10/22 20:08:47, edited: 10/11/22 21:49:34 |
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10/08/18 20:02:10 |
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...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
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"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28 |
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It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?) --Willie Johnson
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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
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Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34 |
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Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good. --Willie Johnson
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Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped --Glyn Evans
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Shallow we get out? --Willie Johnson
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That's because he's Kirk's right hand man. --Willie Johnson
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Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month. --Willie Johnson
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So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit. --Willie Johnson
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Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies. --Mauris Iocus
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He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it. --Willie Johnson
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"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits. --Karyn Harrison
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Well done. The joke, not the movie. --Scrijjy Doo
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You've gotten awful sense of humour
10:43pm
comment on caption:
"How did the chicken manage to
swallow the engagement ring in
the first place? And then how-"
"JUST KEEP LOOKING!" [Crunchy Chords]
Crikey Anon, please fact check before sending the boys around. "Gotten" is an acceptable form of the past participle of "get", and it is commonly used in America, Canada, and my home country, New Zealand. Sorry if it doesn't conform to your personal preference, but it is mine, and it isn't incorrect.
10:44pm
comment on caption:
"How did the chicken manage to
swallow the engagement ring in
the first place? And then how-"
"JUST KEEP LOOKING!" [Crunchy Chords]
Cheers, James, I almost didn't post the caption for precisely that reason! But then I realised, comedy doesn't always need to make scientific sense! So I incorporated the impossibility of it into the co-worker's questions. I'm glad it made you smile. (As for 'got' vs 'gotten', I enjoy hearing all the different ways that we use English. Go Kiwis!)
3:22pm
comment on caption:
"How did the chicken manage to
swallow the engagement ring in
the first place? And then how-"
"JUST KEEP LOOKING!" [Crunchy Chords]
I have to admit, I wouldn't have gotten the joke in the first place without the back and forth from you guys. Must be a sign of getting old. Thanks James, Mr. Dome et al. By the way, I didn't see "gotten" in the caption. Did you misspell it caption author?
9:12pm
comment on caption:
"How did the chicken manage to
swallow the engagement ring in
the first place? And then how-"
"JUST KEEP LOOKING!" [Crunchy Chords]
Slam Dunk!
8:34pm
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Ghosts take to the courts for the Bottomless Basketball Tournament. [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to 20:03:35
8:19pm
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Strong Enough to
Take Your Job Away [Crunchy Chords]
What if your job is taste testing liquor flavored mouthwash?
5:22am
comment on caption:
Strong Enough to
Take Your Job Away [Crunchy Chords]
Is his cat dead or alive?
Yes.
8:04pm
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"YES! I FEEL SO ALIVE!... oh, no, I am so dead," said Erwin's cat. [Crunchy Chords]
Nod to Douglas Adams?
6:20am
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The paleobiologists objected to the field team's late-night, beer-fueled fossil reconstruction parties after returning from a dig, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties. [Crunchy Chords]
Indeed, Molly! Nod to the finite improbability generators and the hostess's undergarments.
2:44pm
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The paleobiologists objected to the field team's late-night, beer-fueled fossil reconstruction parties after returning from a dig, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties. [Crunchy Chords]