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	Holding the lens to the hole, Sir Isaac was disappointed to realise that he had discovered the spectrum of light and not, as he had planned, a way to view the ladies' shower room. 09/04/22 20:00:28	5


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	"Fire in the hole!" 10/03/22 20:14:05	5


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	Where the Wild Strings Are 19/11/21 20:00:10	5


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	"I don't know what she sees in him." "Three words: Very. Long. Tongue." 16/09/21 20:16:48	1 5
Good for necking. --Willie Johnson

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One is a mongoose. More than one are polygoose. --James Lennox

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	Hell hath no fury like a woman swarmed. 28/11/20 20:01:10	5


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	"Turns out, Pooh bears are what Tiggers do best!" 14/10/20 8:00:22	5


25/09/20 20:00:38		5

	"Right. On Saturday we'll have a threesome with my husband and his two penises." "And on Sunday..." 24/09/20 20:00:12	5


clever 24/09/20 15:33:00		1 5
Well played :) --James Lennox

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	'That wanker Tea3man, always travelling the world posting photos with his beautiful girlfriend in her couture zebra coat. Well, I can do that as well, here's a picture of my girl on our holiday in Charlton Kings.' 17/08/20 20:19:04	5


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	Nurses were so funny way back in 2019 before the PPE shortage and, you know, all the death. 05/08/20 15:17:30	5


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creative 12/07/20 18:27:16		5


clever 09/07/20 20:06:37		1 5
Done and done. --Willie Johnson

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	Cutie and the Beast 31/05/20 8:01:26	5


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	"Every time she kisses me I get hard." 12/04/20 20:00:08	5

	"Why did I volunteer to collect Gulliver's sperm sample?" 30/03/20 20:00:29	1 5


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	Dave could no longer hide his secret life when he was hired as the entertainment at his own surprise stag do. 24/03/20 14:27:56	5


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	"Do you even know how to play that thing?" "Of course not, and you can't sing for sh*t, but it's the skirts that'll make the act a hit, Jim." "If you say so, Dave." 10/03/20 20:00:17	5

	🎵 The long and winding road, that leads to your back door 🎵 09/03/20 14:53:23	5


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	"Making milk chocolate without the cows was a real challenge: it takes hours to milk a rabbit." "Especially one named Mikey." 10/02/20 15:10:48	1 5
If you found that challenging you ought to try milking an almond! --Karyn Harrison
	'I'm beginning to regret that reverse mortgage.' 10/02/20 14:55:15	5


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	Dog tags 29/12/19 16:01:46	5

	"Yippie Ki Yew, motherf*cker." 22/12/19 20:18:53	5


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My solution is to simply feed the grain to the pig and the pig to the fox. --Michael Winner

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	'Oh thank God! I imagined much worse when you said you had sunburned spots under your helmet.' 26/07/19 15:16:59	5

	Winner of the Golden Globes 09/05/19 15:39:49	5


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	"We've lost too many French horn players this way." 17/04/19 20:00:36, edited: 20/07/23 23:37:53	5


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...that was when I realised that one Jelly baby had fallen off my shoulder. :-) --Glyn Evans

27/01/19 8:00:08		5

	Even after four pints Charlie knew that this pale, flat-chested bird was the woman of his dreams. 15/01/19 20:03:04, edited: 20/06/23 1:14:41	5


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	"They've always had a head for numbers." 15/11/17 20:31:02	5


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	"How did you know I was a police informant?" 23/03/24 20:08:41	1 4
It was easy, those sandals you're wearing are stolen. --Glyn Evans
	Still-Fyffe 05/03/24 20:07:53	4

	"Now that I have your attention I'll begin our workplace harassment seminar." 27/02/24 20:16:33, edited: 27/02/24 20:17:06	4

	"Could've been an email." 27/02/24 20:13:38	4

	"Say it with me, Jerry! Show me the money!" 05/10/23 20:10:26	4

	Peter and the Wolf 28/09/23 20:01:01	4


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	"Dead or alive, you're coming with me to Oz." 02/07/23 20:03:18	4

	Some of my boyfriends have been surprisingly disappointed when I've told them they can't come in my back door. 25/06/23 20:01:21	1 4
Can you really blame them, Dave, since that's how you've always let them in? --Peter Houle
	"Madam, this gentleman claims that you are giving his girlfriend a ride south, but making him fly. So I must inform you that what's good for her is also good for, er, him… sorry, I wish there was a better way for me to explain it." 23/06/23 20:01:32	4

	lol 🎵 "... My fair lady!" 🎵 30/05/23 20:02:09	1 4
LOL. MOVE YOUR BLOOMIN' A... --Vivvy En

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Serves you right for marrying Dave, I dare say. --Peter Houle
	Boulders tea 05/05/23 20:00:09	4

	I saw these on Greggslist. 04/03/23 20:02:23	4

	"I can't open the access panel." . . "There's a trick to it, let me show you-" 10/02/23 20:00:13, edited: 12/06/23 19:39:11	4

	"Soon my kind will be construction workers, then programmers, then overlords, but for now I'll just 'accidentally' knock that ladder off the deck," thought Roomba. 23/01/23 20:00:17	4


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Crikey Anon, please fact check before sending the boys around. "Gotten" is an acceptable form of the past participle of "get", and it is commonly used in America, Canada, and my home country, New Zealand. Sorry if it doesn't conform to your p... --James Lennox

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	Ellen, Molly, Karen, Al, and Willie have high hopes for this year's caption.me Halloween party. 26/10/22 20:00:11	7 4
Erm. In that order? --Mr Dome

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Nod to 8:15:52

(caption author)

17/11/23
6:17pm

comment on caption:
“I refuse the jab because vaccines would infect my brain and make me weird,” said Djokovic. [Crunchy Chords]

🎵 Home, home on the range...
Where the deer and the antelope play...🎵

Willie Johnson

01/12/23
9:31am

comment on caption:
Steakhouse [Crunchy Chords]

Encore!!

Julia Kinsey

06/12/23
8:04pm

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

Challenge accepted, Julia.

🎵 “It's not entirely my fault
My songs sound like gargled phlegm
I'm trying to sing from music notes
That have a backward stem." 🎵

Anyone else want to have a go?

Crunchy Chords

09/12/23
6:03am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

🎵 Moony moony star star
Starry starry moon
I've laced your drink with roofies
You'll be unconscious soon 🎵

James Lennox

09/12/23
6:26am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

In crooked notes, I serenade the night,
A singer so bad, it's a comical sight.
I pay folks to endure my lunar tunes,
Moon and stars bear witness to my vocal cartoons

[anon]

09/12/23
7:45am

comment on caption:
🎵 “It's such a wondrous night,
The moon and stars are shining.
I know my voice is shite,
I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]