Nobody believed them when they said fencing was guaranteed to give you a six-pack.

14/02/17 8:16:03

'You're not you when you're hungry'

16/10/18 7:42:02

Wilma suddenly realised it was a full moon...everyone on that train was in trouble.

26/03/17 9:08:54

Barry was struggling to maintain his work/life balance

21/11/16 12:46:57

Danny didn't trust lampposts. He thought they were a tool for the government to pedal their capitalist propaganda. And Danny would do anything to subvert a government message... especially after last time. No... Danny didn't trust lampposts.

26/10/18 7:46:14

"Put the new street light in, boss"

06/03/19 8:16:46

Sideways walkers may be punched.

26/03/15 14:43:29

"it's not your fault they just call us 11 and 12. The printer didn't print the names like you asked"

11/03/19 9:04:20

"Ok, OK, let's just call it 12:15"

04/01/19 8:44:58

The new office layout meant staff reached every meeting on time

25/10/18 7:48:11

It was the most magnificent own goal they had ever seen.

23/10/18 7:10:08

Immaculate deception

25/12/17 18:22:55

The lift was broken but Trump was determined to sit in his penthouse and watch re-runs of his old rallies again.

27/03/17 7:14:13

When Terry and Tony arrived at business school for their first day, it was obvious that they'd taken the advice "watch out for sharks" a little too literally.

13/02/17 8:34:41

Snappy snaps

21/11/16 8:18:55

"How do you suppose we get away now, Frank? You were supposed to drop it into the boot!"

16/09/16 11:36:00

Chrome party

08/09/16 11:37:27

"Eat, sleep, float Coca Cola"

08/09/16 11:34:38

"One more knot before I've untwisted the bloody lot, Rosie!"

07/09/16 6:49:38

Snowy had been looking forward to his time off so much but didn't realise the disastrous affects of a beach holiday on his body

09/07/15 16:32:43

Did she just say 'booster'?

02/04/15 17:14:00

The boys thought they were in luck when they saw the advert - £20 to move patio furniture

19/06/14 18:31:40

Catches dreams and sails them out to International waters to kill them

Thu 18:35:25

"can we keep him..."

Tue 8:32:58

"Hey Michelle! It's Donald. I'm gonna drive past. Flip him the bird!"

08/03/19 8:18:07

The lion, the witch and the bear robe

27/10/18 17:11:23

A sneak peek at the brand new music video for Alanis Morissette's 2018 reboot of 'Ironic'.

26/10/18 7:14:39

And when it went in, to rapturous applause, that's when I; Billy Elliot, finally realised... that I'd pulled my groin.

23/10/18 7:13:03

After years of fighting crime, Batman decided it was time for a new cause: fighting hunger.

21/10/18 9:14:11

'this isn't really what I had in mind when I asked if you could trim my bonnet'

19/10/18 7:20:16

Honey, you will tell me if my makeup rips, won't you

15/10/18 7:43:40

"Yes, I wrote sticky fingers but no, I will not perform it"

09/10/18 7:18:17

Headline: 'LIFE AFTER SESAME STREET. You won't believe what Big Bird looks like now.'

28/04/18 10:52:53

"when I squeeze it sounds like you're on helium"

25/12/17 18:17:58

Choc' catnip cookies

27/03/17 7:08:29

When you've got an itch you just can't scratch

26/03/17 12:31:29

'Jesus got Seoul': The Modern-day Korean Nativity interpretation

16/02/17 12:44:23

This is a tyre gaff.

09/09/16 13:38:59

They'd all been using 'Cressemme' shampoo

03/06/16 16:24:12

Shampoo me at your peril hooman. I see you reaching for that 'Head and Paws'

03/06/16 16:22:32