A fish killed Wanda.

01/04/13 19:58:40

A dyslexic man walks into a bra....

04/03/13 13:23:40

creative

Alan quickly regretted buying clippers with the electricity money

04/03/13 0:00:08

Gladys Night and The Skips

10/02/13 10:36:48

Back stage at the Jeremy Kyle show ,the days guests wait to go into make up.

07/02/13 12:47:29

''MMMMM... bingo wings my fave''

01/04/13 20:50:27

''I never go in there , they're stuck up cunts''

28/03/13 20:22:44

''Thats my E reg at the front my old Y reg at the back and my ex Reg in the blue''

10/02/13 3:15:36

Firemen's lift

08/04/13 19:27:41

lol

Olivia Mutant John

31/03/13 11:42:17

Levi Roots

26/03/13 20:53:20

''Feast your ice on this''

17/03/13 10:29:32

Pubic eating area

10/03/13 12:12:45

Sticky Situ-Asian

06/02/13 18:12:03

By playing on his rivals patch, Henry was dyson with death.

11/04/13 19:56:09

Salvador'd alley.

02/04/13 19:02:24

Village of the prammed.

29/03/13 20:40:55

Menstrual Psycho

22/03/13 21:22:32

Byker Grave

21/03/13 20:11:55

''LOOK! Its Win-on-a Rider!''

13/02/13 12:18:40

Ever since his delivery the Baumgartners knew their son was special.

06/02/13 22:50:30

Wanky Races

14/03/13 23:26:58

creative

On the front of this weeks Dyslexic Times the headline read ''Cross eyed man charged with acid attack''

13/03/13 18:05:56

''Tommy get down from there with your bare knees , you'll end up getting fiction burns''

10/03/13 22:05:22

''Here you go Mr Litvinenko..............enjoy''

01/02/14 9:20:35

''I'm going to be steaming after this''

01/02/14 9:13:06

Tommy Hillfrigger.

26/03/13 21:06:05

Dans in on ice

17/03/13 10:31:38

''Oh you like my hat and make up? Thanks, I purchased them online using my papal account''

03/03/13 8:22:47

Stuck in the middle with Hugh

01/03/13 8:07:12

A striking pose

19/02/13 22:40:39

♫Take a look at your shelf-and make a change♫

19/01/13 12:53:11

''Beam me up Scotty''

05/05/13 11:06:52

Marks pitz.

08/04/13 13:50:21

Leeds Winos

24/03/13 9:14:14

''we've also installed a core processor in Adams apple''

10/03/13 11:00:26

♫All relieves are falling, and the guy is sprayed♫

28/02/13 21:47:23

Scuba Doo.

04/01/14 15:01:56

Joe found himself stuck between a sock and a hard place.

03/05/13 11:59:12

Swan Blake.

16/04/13 11:22:27

At the Irish bar called Paddy and Mix, the cock tales were always a joke.

01/02/14 9:11:45