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	Has anyone seen my contact lens? 19/08/20 8:30:11	9

	clever 9 slices becoming increasingly worse, sounds like one of my rounds of golf. 21/07/20 14:37:00	9

	The Collar Purple. 05/07/20 9:26:27	9

	lol Looks like they've both been waxing. 17/12/17 9:37:41	9

	I'll be buggered if we're going to lose this match. 02/09/17 8:58:20	9

	The damage looks bad but when you get close you realise it's just Cosmetic. 16/01/17 20:28:59	9

	The chap at the Theme Park who put this sign up was sacked for using lewd and inappropriate language. He's suing them for Funfair Dismissal. 02/12/16 12:12:01	9

	Smears of a Clown. 11/11/16 13:38:00	9

	Looks like she's tried to Faucet. 16/05/16 12:23:02	9

	The Cativity. 14/03/16 20:13:20	9

	Book Store. 25/02/16 12:02:16	9

	Police Spokes Man. 29/01/16 20:44:03	9

	Demon-strator. 20/12/15 17:19:39	9

	Shagged pile. 19/11/15 20:20:20	9

	Back to the Fluture. 09/09/15 12:06:01	9

	She was inclined to daydream. 11/07/15 8:45:31	9

	Looks like they're Piscine themselves to me. 06/06/15 8:27:12	9

	Unidentified frying objects. 27/12/14 20:05:31	9

	The Rativity. 17/12/14 12:17:20	9

	Well you did say that you wanted me to pull a funny face. 07/12/14 21:07:30	1 9
The wind'll change... --Michael Monkhouse
	The new vibration setting on the latest ipad seems to be hitting the mark. 10/10/14 12:19:59	9

	lol Apple launches its new ibone. 12/11/13 12:43:43	1 9

	Joan 90. 03/09/13 14:43:19	9

	That's a Great White T-shirt you've got on. 04/08/13 9:33:19	9

	Don't Messiah with me! 16/06/13 8:52:49	9

	Monty Pylon's Frying Circus. 23/05/13 13:13:45	9

	Looking on the bright side at least it wasn't his sack trapped in the window. 14/03/13 12:04:48	9

	I'm stinging in the vein, just stinging in the vein... 26/08/12 9:53:49	9

	The Office of Time and Motion Studies. 25/08/12 20:26:39	9

	Looks like she's got time on her hands. 27/02/24 8:02:22	8

	Trunk and disorderly. 19/02/24 8:02:31	8

	She needs bringing down a peg or two. 19/10/21 12:20:20	1 8
Why, when you can take down the whole washing line? --Glyn Evans
	Windows browser. 23/09/20 9:40:04	8

	Lots of her friends complimented her on her Tattoos but she also had her Knockers too. 06/07/20 12:56:32	8

	I'm guessing he can't read. 01/05/20 20:25:19	8

	I didn't know they stress tested ladders. 21/04/20 13:26:24	8

	To Tipperary? 17/04/20 13:27:51	2 8
Good one Anon, but Tippewawy would've been even better ;) --James Lennox
	A couple of hours of this is supposed to be really good for you and makes you feel a lot better about things, don't know what the mud's for though. 07/04/20 8:04:11	8

	Does this happen to you often? Always! 02/12/18 20:11:45	8

	Is it warm enough yet darling? No it's still too Cauld Ron. 03/06/18 12:15:04	8

	Twin Freaks. 05/08/17 15:57:46	8

	It must be a Jackson Pollock. 03/01/17 20:24:51	8

	Ooh that reminds me we need one of those wires they use for cutting cheese. 19/09/16 20:13:04	8

	Gimp my Ride. 17/08/16 22:15:53	8

	Stair Crazy. 29/03/16 14:41:32	8

	A Knights Tail. 04/02/16 20:30:27	8

	Plaster Cast. 29/11/15 20:01:08	8

	Another Grimm Furry Tale. 21/10/15 20:10:19	8

	8 bloody aerials attached to my head and I still can't get this stupid thing to tune in properly. 07/10/15 8:03:38	8

	The Green Green Brass of home. 28/05/15 20:13:40	1 8
Looks like the version by Humperdink. --Greg Curtis
	When you said you had a costume that would make me look hot...... 08/05/15 10:06:49	2 8
It's hard to ketchup with that kind of humour. :-) --Chris Halliwell
	So that's what a Catalytic converter looks like. 27/03/15 12:30:32	8

	Come on shift your Ass. 27/12/14 10:11:45	8

	I don't think he's quite got what a drug mule actually does. 20/11/14 10:11:39	8

	Cinderfella. 31/07/14 20:22:48	8

	Looks like he's about to commit pesticide. 15/07/14 20:24:51	8

	They may be scared of that reptile but it looks like neither of them is scared of the 'one eyed trouser snake'. 14/07/14 12:43:36	8

	Men's fashion takes on a new slant. 29/04/14 8:24:37	8

	Number 2 on the best selling list. 19/02/14 13:18:17	8

	How do you kill a Street Performer? Go straight for the Juggler. 23/12/13 10:29:36	8

	Looks like Willy Wonka has used the dyslexic sign writer again. 26/11/13 12:09:02	8

	There's not much room in here mate is there? You're not kidding, I Canardly move. 13/11/13 20:10:29	8

	I don't know why he needs money for that, a quick dip in the North Sea will soon sort it out. 12/11/13 20:37:33	8

	lol Not many people know that Karen Carpenter sang at her own funeral. 30/10/13 14:23:38	8

	That's the sign for the hens that lay square eggs. 07/08/13 20:04:53	8

	Trouble brewing? 13/05/13 12:08:19	8

	I scream tub. 06/04/13 20:10:09	8

	If they get divorced will it be a banana split? 04/04/13 17:02:18	8

	The Three Masketeers. 16/02/13 13:56:10	8

	They're like Rats leaving a Stinking Shit. 27/01/24 12:01:32	7

	Dolly Mixtures. 30/12/23 8:08:29	7

	Christ, I needed that. 19/08/23 12:49:29	7

	From Beer to Eternity. 12/02/23 12:11:52	7

	Sir Water Raleigh. 17/09/22 20:09:15	1 7

	Paul regretted introducing George to Eleanor Rigby and Penny Lane but later cheered himself up by counting the royalties. 14/12/21 8:07:26	7

	Dave liked to Express himself. 08/12/21 12:01:24	7

	The Chair of Volkswagen remains conspicuously silent regarding the Emissions scandal. 09/12/20 8:02:38	7

	Let's try and make an Orange one. 28/09/20 8:10:55	7

	Looks like I'll have to take things in hand. 20/07/20 20:05:34	7

	Six of Blake's 7. 06/05/20 20:19:03	7

	I think I would wear a mask too if I was playing an Accordion in public. 28/04/20 8:14:02	7

	Chernobyl sheep farmers finally allowed to export their lambs, customers who have tried it give glowing reports. 15/04/20 9:11:59	7

	He was later arrested for being in possession of a Firearm. 14/02/20 21:39:38	7

	A site for sore eyes? 28/07/19 20:07:50	7

	Looks like he's suffering from Stickmata. 10/06/19 13:35:34	7

	lol 🎵 Like a Cat out of Hell.....🎵 21/10/18 12:23:37	7

	Please dump here. 11/06/18 12:00:51	7

	Horse of the Rear Show. 12/01/18 8:01:29	7

	Peekanese. 30/11/17 20:29:07	7

	Oh yes she does. 27/11/17 8:12:34	7

	Kipper appears to be on the menu. 11/06/17 8:59:18	7

	Do you mind if I pick your brains? 30/05/17 20:27:36	7

	I wonder if it's got a Log Book? 21/05/17 20:05:44	7

	Pick and Mixomatosis. 07/12/16 12:01:49	7

	creative 🎵 Sandy Claws is coming to town.🎵 25/11/16 12:19:51	7

	Sea Wee'd. 10/09/16 8:57:06	7

	Hattention seeker. 22/08/16 20:12:53	7

	Footpath. 07/02/16 9:29:41	7

	Your under arrest for Toyriding I'm afraid young man. 04/12/15 20:01:57	7

	Digital Art. 29/11/15 20:04:36	7