What took Michael Jackson 3 patents and a harness to achieve took Eileen 4 shots and a martini.

16/02/09 11:35:14

With Easter looking less and less likely this year, seasonal staff are having to start looking for work.

22/01/21 14:16:08

Don't you hate it when old street lights start flashing?

23/11/09 21:38:07

Off camera, a circle of restrained OCD sufferers prepare to be released as the final bets are taken in this new, slightly controversial sport.

08/12/08 8:25:15

As one youth attempts a high-stage dive into a crowd surf, onlooking psychologists agree; Guitar Hero causes delusions of grandeur.

27/11/08 15:50:24

As the EU expands, Albania is almost finished preparing for the EU delegation meeting.

17/11/08 19:45:27

Oh god, that's disgusting. I mean seriously, Coral?

16/04/12 12:30:49

Mama Dolmio's "Secret ingredient".

21/11/11 22:35:05

Molar bears

02/06/11 19:10:19

Forest fire or no forest fire, Jim was NOT missing the football.

30/04/09 15:29:37

As a sudden solution for global warming is found, ocean recession caught many people by surprise.

14/02/09 18:18:09

One more carrot, and the 'not so innocent' smoothie snowman would be complete.

04/02/09 19:52:10

Never, EVER try to placate a robot with pancakes. Always use Pi.

01/02/09 17:45:04

The milkman was very impressed with Garfield's karate

23/11/08 11:13:04