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He was absolutely determined to go out to the pub.

09/05/22 8:02:08

lol

Dating a cannibal can have some drawbacks.

09/05/22 8:04:23

Jenny's other half is a bit of a stuffed shirt.

09/05/22 8:00:09

clever

Armapillo

09/05/22 10:00:24

Dave was happy living with his mistress but the divorce tore him apart.

09/05/22 8:07:13

Love overcomes all - even being hung, drawn and quartered, apparently.

09/05/22 8:00:54

Sal felt better after finding a shoulder to cry on.

09/05/22 8:00:31

His parents had 2.4 children

09/05/22 8:34:04

My last boyfriend didn't like me giving oral sex so I started dating a pillow which will cushion the blow.

09/05/22 8:08:40

I know who wears the pants in that relationship.

09/05/22 18:07:02

"I just love telling him it was about time he pulled his socks up>"

09/05/22 22:22:03

This way he can't hog the blankets

09/05/22 14:13:30

''Could you put Match of the Day on and get me a can of lager out of the fridge?''

THINKS: ''I knew it was too good to last.''

09/05/22 8:50:47

"In the divorce I settled for the most useful part of him"

09/05/22 8:47:10